The WORST songs in the world...EVER!!!

[BabylonClaret]

Plus anything from the god awful Spice Girls. The music has dated so much and so badly it borders on embarrassing. I'm glad it has though because you rarely hear them anymore which is something to be very grateful for!

TBH I think the reason you don;t hear it any more is because it's rubbish. If it were any good you'd still hear it.

[Antmass]

Motown...can't relate to it. Baby songs.

[BennyD]

Still anything by the Beatles. IMO, it's all sh!t whoever wrote or sang it. Scouse cr4p.

[Graham25goals]

Still anything by the Beatles. IMO, it's all sh!t whoever wrote or sang it. Scouse cr4p.

Bet u love the Lancashire hotpots..

[RocketLawnChair]

Hello by Lionel Ritchie

You’ll never walk alone

New York New York

And Foot ******* loose !

[Lauren12]

Here's 2 more gold plated utter drivel:

Final countdown - Europe (really wouldn't care if it really was if this was playing);

Africa - Toto. I googled the lyrics just to remind myself what a mountain sized pile of shi-te this one was:

'It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever
do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (Oh
uh)'


Somebody put them up against a wall and shoot them.

[FactualFrank]

Final countdown - Europe (really wouldn't care if it really was if this was playing);
Africa - Toto. I googled the lyrics just to remind myself what a mountain sized pile of shi-te this one was:

Both good tunes!

[Lauren12]

Give over Frank, clearly not very Factual when commenting on all things musical.

[FactualFrank]

Give over Frank, clearly not very Factual when commenting on all things musical.

It was an opinion - stop crying.

[Wile E Coyote]

Here's 2 more gold plated utter drivel:

Final countdown - Europe (really wouldn't care if it really was if this was playing);

Africa - Toto. I googled the lyrics just to remind myself what a mountain sized pile of shi-te this one was:

'It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever
do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (Oh
uh)'


Somebody put them up against a wall and shoot them.

I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become....YOU are dead right lauren12, it is crap.

the line about kilimanjaro for instance, it is saying one mountain rises up like another mountain because olympus is a mountain too.

[Pstotto]

Nope, there is one that's not been mentioned and I won't go further: 'Come on Eileen.'

[Stalbansclaret]

The Final Countdown is up there with Simply the Best and Search For the Hero Inside Yourself as songs which must condemn the person who selected them to death if ever played at a corporate "event" to motivate the troops for the next product launch/restructure/rebrand.

[Lauren12]

I'm not crying Frank.

[Claret-On-A-T-Rex]

I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder

(I always thought it would be great if you were the props guy in a show he was appearing in and you could swap the telephone he sings into for a vibrator or a cucumber or something).

[Claret-On-A-T-Rex]

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
I've never heard ANY Kanye West but I imagine he's crap.

[piston broke]

a) Ring my bell - by someone that consistently shrieks sharp all over the place

Total crap and I was unfortunate enough to be out on my bike yesterday with an earworm of this and Leslie Phillips saying "ding dong". I felt like laying in the road so a car could run over me head.

[paulus the woodgnome]

I've got it:

"The lion sleeps tonight" - Tight Fit version. I'd rather put a red hot needle up my urethra than listen to that utter sh1te.

[England2018]

Aqua .. Barbie girl..?

[snapcrackleandpop]

I will survive by Gloria Gaynor it makes my toes curl, all I can picture with this song is a load of pi**ed up women sat in a pub singing this at the top of their voices and how they don't need a bloke because we are all shi*s whilst one of em is bawling her eyes out because said bloke has binned her.

[Chobulous]

Believe - Cher.

I just cannot abide this woman.

[Bigvince]

Any ABBA song! The only worse thing to come out of Scandinavia is ikea

[4:20]

Anything with the Millennial Whoop in it
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Indie girl singers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SU0gFPMwP8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Songs where the word "HEY!" is shouted out in unison
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Every Mumford and Sons song ever
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Songs where they eat the vowels, eg. 'you' becomes 'yeaow',, 'to' becomes 'tu' 'do' - 'du'... John legend, crap like that, there's an avalanche of it, baby singing, cuddling the vowels.

Ed Sheeran.

[mkmel]

Any Heavy Metal song

[quoonbeatz]

kaiser chiefs and flintoff's world cup song usurps all other worst songs ever.

in fact we should probably end football as a result.

[Steve1956]

Chain reaction Diana Ross
Uptown girl Billy Joel
End the debate now,these are the two worst songs in history

[Gnulty]

Many to choose from indeed, but I'll go for the first song that popped into my head seeing this...Lady in red.

[Corky]

For Northern Soul fans David & The Giants, either one, take your pick. Ten Miles High or Superlove both are shite. Blue Eyed Soul my arse.

[holdyourfire]

Anything thats not played on PLANET ROCK.

[Claret-On-A-T-Rex]

Any Heavy Metal song

It's called Heavy Metal and was always associated with leather jacket wearing hard cases but they sing like shrill women!
There's one called "Shoot To Thrill" I think, which Iron Man listens to in the Avengers and the guy sings it like he's had his private parts chopped off.

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[yTib]

i want you back by mel b featuring missy elliott.

i guarantee it is worse than all suggestions so far.


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