The WORST songs in the world...EVER!!!

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:12 pm

I've put together an album of what I think are the worst songs EVER!!!
My least favourite has to be "Dancing In The Moonlight", as soon as the intro starts I'm out of wherever it is I am!
Can anybody else think of any?

1: You're Beautiful - James Blunt
2: Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran
3: Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader
4: Lifted - The Lighthouse Family
5: Lonely - Akon
6: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
7: Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
8: My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
9: Sit Down - James
10: 99 Red Balloons - Nena
11: I'll be missing You - Puff Daddy
12: Coming In The Air Tonight - Genesis
13: Know What I Mean - Oasis

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:25 pm

hardly any decent songs anywhere, billions would qualify as the worst.
Cannot think of one albums worth where the songs are all good.
Virtually everything is gloop.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:25 pm

Excellent and I'd definitely agree with one or two of those..notably the execrable Galway Girl. Personally the ones my kids know drive me to total anguish are:
Man, I feel like a woman - Shania Twain
Seven Days - Craig David
Anything at all by bloody Clean Bandit and
Seven Years Old by Lukas Graham

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:26 pm

We built this city on rock n roll - by Starship (yep, not only was it the WORST song of all time, it was sung by a band with the most pathetic name).

Aaaaaargh. Somebody gouge my eyes out with a spoon to take the pain of that hideous song away.....

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:29 pm

Anything by Cliff bloody Richard.

Anything by Queen.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:29 pm

i actually like we built this city.

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:30 pm

says a lot...

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:31 pm

queens first was great, then all downhill from there, unless you're a fat ice hockey fan who loves clapping along to we will rock you, it became a mush of nothingness.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:32 pm

Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:
6: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
...
10: 99 Red Balloons - Nena

die in a grease fire.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:34 pm

any elvis or chuck berry , all rock and roll, merseybeat , could be recycled, utter crap.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:36 pm

How can you be upset at any of the Lighthouse Family's easy listening?

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Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:38 pm

anyone who liked bat out of hell was an enemy for life.

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:38 pm

I believe I can fly - R Kelly.

I wish you would, give it a try it from the top of one of them skyscrapers you have over there in the good 'ol US.

Mind numbing shi-te.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:39 pm

bobinho wrote:Anything by Cliff bloody Richard.

Anything by Queen.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:52 pm

any song from ANY musical

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:54 pm

1, 6, 9, 10. I quite like them !

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:55 pm

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

burnmark · Post by **burnmark** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:55 pm

‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ by Queen really gets on my nerves! Played at every wedding, function, works do I’ve ever been to. Everyone then reacts to it like they haven’t heard it in years! Rubbish!!

‘What’s Going On?’ by 4 Non Blondes

I’m a massive Indie/Brit Pop fan but Supergrass ‘Alright’ is awful.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:57 pm

Most songs by Oasis grind my gears as well. I can't be the only one who thinks Wonderwall is utterly bonk.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:57 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:

I knew it!

This explains a lot. Have the others seen your selfies before?

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:00 pm

Lauren12 wrote:We built this city on rock n roll - by Starship (yep, not only was it the WORST song of all time, it was sung by a band with the most pathetic name).

Aaaaaargh. Somebody gouge my eyes out with a spoon to take the pain of that hideous song away.....

I always remember when this came out,as someone I knew sung it one time"We built this Chippy on Sausage Rolls".It's implanted in my brain whenever I hear it and still sing it now,much to the detriment of people who hear it.

For that reason alone,it's a good song.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:02 pm

Virtually everything Eminem has done has made me want to stick a corkscrew in to my ear.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:02 pm

Lauren12 wrote:We built this city on rock n roll - by Starship (yep, not only was it the WORST song of all time, it was sung by a band with the most pathetic name).

Aaaaaargh. Somebody gouge my eyes out with a spoon to take the pain of that hideous song away.....

However, Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now, was an immense tune.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:04 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Virtually everything Eminem has done has made me want to stick a corkscrew in to my ear.

I liked Stan, without the rapping. Which basically means, I liked Dido's singing.

Cheeseontoast · Post by **Cheeseontoast** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:06 pm

Anything by Adele, closely followed by those advert songs, which are covers of songs, but slowed down and sung really softly. Vomit inducing!

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:06 pm

And anything by Jamiroquai (him of the big silly hat fame), especially that Space Cowboy or whatever it was called. Blood boiling middle class toss bucket.

WadingInDeeper · Post by **WadingInDeeper** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:07 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Most songs by Oasis grind my gears as well. I can't be the only one who thinks Wonderwall is utterly bonk.

My music teacher said if I was to gig in pubs then to have an oasis song or two, as they were expected. I went through them to find a couple, I (still) didn't find any I like.

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:10 pm

Factual Frank: However, Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now, was an immense tune.

No it really, really wasn't. I rather stick my fingers in the wall sockets than listen to this.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:11 pm

Bohemian rhapsody.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:13 pm

Lauren12 wrote:Factual Frank: However, Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now, was an immense tune.

No it really, really wasn't. I rather stick my fingers in the wall sockets than listen to this.

You'll be fine, just don't suck them first.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:14 pm

tim_noone wrote:Bohemian rhapsody.

You're just weird.

Bop · Post by **Bop** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:22 pm

UB40 and The Police. Cod reggae crap.

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:25 pm

Agadoo cannot be beaten for shitness, even by a Slade or Mud "song".

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:25 pm

naturally ELO, fleetwood mac, pigswill outpourings from beginning to end .

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:29 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:naturally ELO, fleetwood mac, pigswill outpourings from beginning to end .

Shouldn't you start a sentence with a capital?

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:31 pm

Who Let The Dogs Out

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:33 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:You're just weird.

And Freddy mercury wasn't? An absolute crock of shoite!

starting_11 · Post by **starting_11** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:34 pm

Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote: 13: Know What I Mean - Oasis

How ******* dare you!

As "ar kid" sez, that album was the biggest rock n roll swindle of all time!

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:35 pm

paulus the woodgnome wrote:Shouldn't you start a sentence with a capital?

why?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:38 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:why?

Y!

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:42 pm

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Just appalling.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:44 pm

Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer! Just awful.

Mans not hot - what the ****!

Anything Jazz, R & B, Urban, Grime, Rap or similar will be turned off immediately.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:50 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Virtually everything Eminem has done has made me want to stick a corkscrew in to my ear.

Not really surprising given you enjoy 60's pop and boy george

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:50 pm

Cotton Eye Joe is wrist slittingly awful.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:57 pm

paulus the woodgnome wrote:Cotton Eye Joe is wrist slittingly awful.

I think that depends where you come from.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:58 pm

Anything released before 1993 is utter sh**e, I was blessed to not be born and forced to listen The Beatles, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Bon Jovi, Prince and whatever else was popular in the dark ages.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:03 am

KRBFC wrote:Anything released before 1993 is utter sh**e, I was blessed to not be born and forced to listen The Beatles, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Bon Jovi, Prince and whatever else was popular in the dark ages.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:03 am

KRBFC wrote:Anything released before 1993 is utter sh**e, I was blessed to not be born and forced to listen The Beatles, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Bon Jovi, Prince and whatever else was popular in the dark ages.

yes, you probably adore the south london gangsta sounds, and radio one providing a sewerage pipe of excrement as your soundtrack for life, or leiff.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:03 am

Looks like KBRFC has had a few shandys tonight.

Or he's just reverting to type.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:06 am

tim_noone wrote:And Freddy mercury wasn't? An absolute crock of shoite!

You're not weird for not liking Freddie Mercury.

You're weird for thinking that Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song in the world.