Political slogans that make you reach for the sick bucket

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Political slogans that make you reach for the sick bucket

Post by tiger76 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:36 pm

As it will be one year since the last General Election on Friday,seemed a good time to take the P**s out of all the parties.

Starters for number ten

Strong And stable
For the many not the few
We're all in this together
Hard working Families
Brexit means brexit

I'm sure there are many more and i'm equally sure UTB and Ringo will hijack this thread :)

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Post by Billy_Bumface » Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:40 pm

Vote Labour.
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Post by Hipper » Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:58 pm

Arbeiten macht frei.
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Post by starting_11 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:59 pm

Open your legs and pop out another chavvy, someone else will pay for it - The Labour Party
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Post by ClaretAndJew » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:01 pm

We send the EU 350 million a week, let's fund our NHS Vote Leave, Let's Take Back Control

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Post by starting_11 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:18 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:We send the EU 350 million a week, let's fund our NHS Vote Leave, Let's Take Back Control
Yes, lets!

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Post by ClaretAndJew » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:25 pm

What have we actually taken back control of?

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Post by Chobulous » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:32 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:What have we actually taken back control of?
7th place

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Post by claretandy » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:41 pm

Labours for the many, not the few, should be

For the muslim, not the jew.
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Post by ClaretAndJew » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:43 pm

claretandy wrote:Labours for the many, not the few, should be

For the muslim, not the jew.
Genius

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Re: Political slogans that make you reach for the sick bucket

Post by tiger76 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:44 pm

Another couple come to mind mentioning Labour,

Education,Education,Education and one that really jars Save Our NHS,it's not their bloody NHS.

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Post by houseboy » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:59 pm

tiger76 wrote:Another couple come to mind mentioning Labour,

Education,Education,Education and one that really jars Save Our NHS,it's not their bloody NHS.
I think they mean the 'collective' sense, i.e. the nation.

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Post by houseboy » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:03 pm

The NHS is safe in our hands (the Tories).
They've spent years dismantling it slowly because:
A. it doesn't make a profit.
B. it stands as a beacon of socialism on the political landscape of this country.
The only reason they haven't got rid of it is because it would be political suicide for them to do so. It represents everything they hate.
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Post by Guich » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:24 pm

'No more boom and bust'
When Gordon Brown uttered these words with the dark countenance of a Presbyterian minister, I knew we were in for a period of stability.

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Post by Dark Cloud » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:26 pm

"Together we can make America great again". (seems to be said about every 3/4 months throughout my entire life!)

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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:44 pm

Any and all of them.

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Post by houseboy » Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:54 pm

Are they still allowed to kiss babies? Seems in light of all the various things we've read it would be unwise to get involved in that now.

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Post by Ptangyangkipperbang » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:09 pm

Things can only get better
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Post by Corky » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:10 pm

Vote for me and I'll set you free( apologies to the Temps)
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Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:11 pm

houseboy wrote:The NHS is safe in our hands (the Tories).
They've spent years dismantling it slowly because:
A. it doesn't make a profit.
B. it stands as a beacon of socialism on the political landscape of this country.
The only reason they haven't got rid of it is because it would be political suicide for them to do so. It represents everything they hate.
Labour helped them out quite a lot with the NHS.

It you work backwards you can trace a lot of the issues with it to Labour.

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Post by ClaretMoffitt » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:06 pm

"Stronger in"

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Post by edison » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:09 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:We send the EU 350 million a week, let's fund our NHS Vote Leave, Let's Take Back Control
three separate statements - but they knew what they were at

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Post by morpheus2 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:26 pm

I thought notorious racist Diane Abbot's famous policeman budget was pretty sick...

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Post by ontario claret » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:55 pm

We're in the middle of a provincial election here in Ontario. The Conservative candidate's slogan is "For the People". Mostly, they're for their own kind, the wealthy and privileged. Also, he looks like the Goodyear blimp, and inherited his money from his father's label-printing business. He loves to bully people, and is the brother of the late mayor of Toronto, the buffoonish Ford. He'll probably win, which will be a real crime.
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Post by AndrewJB » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:06 pm

I thought “take back control” was a winner of a slogan. It’s quite possible Labour might use a version of it regarding privatised industry during the upcoming GE.

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Post by Herts Clarets » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:30 pm

Back to basics.

The epitome of hypocrisy, espousing family values and launched by a PM who was shagging one of his MPs.

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Post by South West Claret. » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:33 pm

I wondered how long before the horrible Edwina Curry was going to be featured on this thread. :)

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Re: Political slogans that make you reach for the sick bucket

Post by boatshed bill » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:24 pm

All of them. All parties.
In fact most slogans, political or not, are daft.

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Post by bfcjg » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:31 pm

Two weeks to save the pound. William Hague. Weird little fellow.
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Post by UpTheClaretsFCBK » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:40 pm

starting_11 wrote:Open your legs and pop out another chavvy, someone else will pay for it - The Labour Party
Probably why all the “chavvys” vote for UKIP

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