Kirsty Gallacher

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Kirsty Gallacher

Post by International class » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:11 pm

Just watched the Chase.

Kirsty is a stunning woman but the constant displaying of her bulked up shoulders and arms either here or on Sky Sports are making her look a tad too butch.

In comparison her fellow contestant Rachel Riley was an absolute picture of loveliness.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by bobinho » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:14 pm

Except for the `cod-eye`, Rachel is lovely.

Then again, so is Kirsty - muscles and all.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Murger » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:23 pm

Was thinking exactly the same. Rachel Riley on the other hand

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Lord Beamish » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:53 pm

Kirsty Gallacher is an Amazonian Goddess(minus the partial mastectomy). Rachel Riley, whilst not Amazonian, is very pleasing on the eye.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Chuckypad » Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:58 pm

This thread is useless without pictures :twisted:

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Lord Beamish » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:01 pm

Kirsty.
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BurnleySYS » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:08 pm

She looked like a Slovakian shot putter on the Chase earlier.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by DCWat » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:13 pm

Used to be married to a first school friend of mine.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:14 pm

BurnleySYS wrote:She looked like a Slovakian shot putter on the Chase earlier.
I think we could all do worse than a Slovskian shot putter. And we probably all have.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Bop » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:26 pm

It’s all about taste. Rachel. Mmmmmm. Num Num.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by LawsCanalJump » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:30 pm

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Sign her up!

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:58 pm

She (Rachel) is a Man Utd fan, which puts me right off.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Herts Clarets » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:23 pm

A mate of my brother in law got to know her very intimately after a party in London early 2000s.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Top Claret » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:29 pm

Herts Clarets wrote:A mate of my brother in law got to know her very intimately after a party in London early 2000s.
Hope he banged her
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by The Enclosure » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:39 pm

:D How rude

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Goobs » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:49 pm

If Jack Whitehall can have a dabble then there is hope for us all (counts for both being a stand-up and dating KG).
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BurnleySYS » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:51 pm

I would tongue punch her fart box
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Clarets4me » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:32 pm

Both very pleasing on the eye, but Sarah Stirk, now we're talking .... " different gravy " !!
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Shore claret » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:46 pm

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box
Just spat my beer over the front room, and the wife's looking at me strangely.
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by tiger76 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:34 pm

Bop wrote:It’s all about taste. Rachel. Mmmmmm. Num Num.
As Keith Lemon would say she's bang tidy. ;)

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:38 pm

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box
Cracked me up that

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Rumbletonk » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:57 am

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box
I'll steal that if that's ok. Very good

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by TVC15 » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:56 am

Well lads - some of you might have a chance with Kirsty given she’s always ****-ed.
You’ll need to sort a taxi though !

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Dike Muff » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:31 am

I’d offer to be her designated driver!

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by MRG » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:32 am

I’m sure there were rumours that you was an easy pick up on a night out.

I’m sure that she’s seen more Jap’s Eye than a Nissan wing mirror
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Diesel » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:33 pm

Looking fine on Soccer Aid

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Japebe43 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:36 pm

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box
Disgusting :(
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BennyD » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:38 pm

Rachel Riley, every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Well worth a squirt and the only reason I’d kick her out of bed, is so I could f*ck her on the floor.
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Japebe43 » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:40 pm

Awful lot of w@nkers on this thread I reckon.. ;)

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Lord Beamish » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:41 pm

There’s certainly some commendable chivalry being displayed.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BennyD » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:17 pm

One tries ones best. :)

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Diesel » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:29 pm

Her tits need pushing back into sync with her top.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by ClaretEngineer » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:50 pm

I’d shunt her like a tank engine arranging trucks.

Choo choo.
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BennyD » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:58 pm

But only if the fat controller was watching? I’m not having a go, as far as fetishes go it’s pretty weird but best to look on it as a life style choice. :)

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:08 pm

BennyD wrote:But only if the fat controller was watching?
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BennyD » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:33 pm

That’s the one!

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Siddo » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 am

Without doubt the most infantile and childish thread I have seen on here.

Embarrassing.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by bobinho » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:30 am

You obviously don’t get on here much...

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by UpTheBeehole » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:35 am

The finest collection of geriatric perverts this side of Broadmoor

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by NottsClaret » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:35 am

Siddo wrote:Without doubt the most infantile and childish thread I have seen on here.

Embarrassing.
You don't read this board much then?

Anyway, it's a useful thread for flagging up all the virgins and cranks on here.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by UpTheBeehole » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:40 am

For all the big man bravado on show, you just know that on the other side of the screen is a bloke who's not banged anything for 20 years, and even if he somehow managed to take a good looking young girl home, he wouldn't be able to get his tiny flaccid member above horizontal.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by TVC15 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:53 am

UpTheBeehole wrote:For all the big man bravado on show, you just know that on the other side of the screen is a bloke who's not banged anything for 20 years, and even if he somehow managed to take a good looking young girl home, he wouldn't be able to get his tiny flaccid member above horizontal.
You've just cut and paste that from the opening paragraph of your CV.
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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by UpTheBeehole » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:02 pm

That makes no sense at all

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Foulthrow » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:04 pm

Depends on the job you're applying for.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by jojomk1 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:07 pm

Sarah Stirk !
Now that is a fulsome woman
She can put her hands on the shaft of my mashie niblick any day of the week
When drooling over her whilst she presents the golf I am often reminded of those wonderful lines penned by Wordsworth
"Just a squeeze of her thighs
And she'll suck you dry
With the ease of a vacuum cleaner"

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by BigChaCha » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:41 pm

Munter

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Siddo » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:06 pm

I'm just a decent and hard working family man who thinks that misogyny has no place at all in the 21st century.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Murger » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:08 pm

Always preferred Natalie Sawyer from the SSN ladies.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by Murger » Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:08 pm

Siddo wrote:I'm just a decent and hard working family man who thinks that misogyny has no place at all in the 21st century.
I'm a decent and hard working family man who thinks it's ok to appreciate beautiful women.

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Re: Kirsty Gallacher

Post by AlargeClaret » Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:04 pm

I always think of Kirsty when I see Cadbury’s chocolate fingers , after Stan collymores rather caddish biography revelations . She was certainly a rum bugger with a penchant for bloody big fellas

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