Up Trouser Leging

[basil6345789]

I'm sick of young women harassing me by trying to take mobile phone pictures up the leg of my jeans.

[Bacchus]

Baffles me why they'd bother to go to so much trouble when your appendage clearly rests on your forehead

[TheFamilyCat]

I've solved this problem by getting myself a nice pair of shitstoppers. I recommend you do the same.

[Steve1956]

It will be awfully dark up there,is it like looking into a black hole?

[Walt]

This thread is like the spelling in the title, gash.

[yTib]

surely you'd need a camera with several megaprixels.

[Japebe43]

This thread is like the spelling in the title, gash.

I'm not sure 'gash' is appropriate in the context of this thread..!

[Top Claret]

Lassies are forever trying to take a snap of my meat and two veg

[basil6345789]

Walt - the spelling was checked beforehand, sap.
Leggings are worn by slappers, upleging is a pucker term, so up yours.

[starting_11]

Lassies are forever trying to take a snap of my meat and two veg

You must run a popular restaurant!

[South West Claret.]

It’s all just pants https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44518706" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[KateR]

I was so happy to read people have been hanging knickers outside his door!!

He is a serial "objector" to all these general bills that should sail through and would benefit the public in general for the majority of them, a total ignoramus, pretty much like the rest of the posters above, some who are obviously living in cloud cuckoo land

[gc14]

If it goes through i won't be going to any Scottish weddings !!

[Billy Balfour]

If it goes through i won't be going to any Scottish weddings !!

It's already law in Scotland. So try not to get caught while attempting any up-kilt photos.

[tim_noone]

If it goes through i won't be going to any Scottish weddings !!

Oh and dont the females go weak at the knees when theres a kilt in the room.