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Tup's Corner
This is a temporary free advice service to Burnley fans in a hands across the water gesture from Scotland.
If you have any issues in your life which need urgent resolution, I'm the man for pertinent advice.
Don't say I'm not good to you Burnley fans.
If you have any issues in your life which need urgent resolution, I'm the man for pertinent advice.
Don't say I'm not good to you Burnley fans.
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The real Tup wrote:This is a temporary free advice service to Burnley fans in a hands across the water gesture from Scotland.
Have they moved Scotland recently?
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Dear Tup,
How do I best deal with a 'bottom of the bag bas*@rd' (McDonalds)?
Many thanks,
4:20
How do I best deal with a 'bottom of the bag bas*@rd' (McDonalds)?
Many thanks,
4:20
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No bother 4:20 min.4:20 wrote:Dear Tup,
How do I best deal with a 'bottom of the bag bas*@rd' (McDonalds)?
Many thanks,
4:20
What is a bottom of the bag *******?
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To clarify for you, Bin Ont Turf, I said this is a hands across the water gesture from Scotland.Bin Ont Turf wrote:Have they moved Scotland recently?
OK, there's no water between Scotland and England, but just pretend there is for now.
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You could do it across the Solway Firth.
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What's the best way to get rid of wool rash in a sensitive area Tup? Asking for a friend before my Mrs sees it
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Hi Tup
This Messageboard has recently become infested by a bunch of mindless idiots who insist on posting nonsense and bickering amongst themselves about a load of boring pap that nobody else is interested in.
How do we get rid of them?
Oh, and there's a few Aberdeen lads turned up too.
This Messageboard has recently become infested by a bunch of mindless idiots who insist on posting nonsense and bickering amongst themselves about a load of boring pap that nobody else is interested in.
How do we get rid of them?
Oh, and there's a few Aberdeen lads turned up too.
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Hi Tup
What are your recommendations for pubs serving good beer (particularly real ale) in Aberdeen?
Any advice gratefully received
Cheers
UTC
Rowls
What are your recommendations for pubs serving good beer (particularly real ale) in Aberdeen?
Any advice gratefully received
Cheers
UTC
Rowls
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Hi Rowls.Rowls wrote:Hi Tup
What are your recommendations for pubs serving good beer (particularly real ale) in Aberdeen?
Any advice gratefully received
Cheers
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Rowls
Head for the Masada. Alternatively, the Hawthorn if you want thrashed at pool.
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I didn't realise the infestation was recent as your first paragraph relates to the usual suspects and their political threds and as been going on a good while now.we will have to live with them.im with CT and his warmth in welcoming the Auld enema!TheFamilyCat wrote:Hi Tup
This Messageboard has recently become infested by a bunch of mindless idiots who insist on posting nonsense and bickering amongst themselves about a load of boring pap that nobody else is interested in.
How do we get rid of them?
Oh, and there's a few Aberdeen lads turned up too.
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I'll deal with them TheFamilyCat. They might be morons but they'll listen to me.TheFamilyCat wrote:Hi Tup
This Messageboard has recently become infested by a bunch of mindless idiots who insist on posting nonsense and bickering amongst themselves about a load of boring pap that nobody else is interested in.
How do we get rid of them?
Oh, and there's a few Aberdeen lads turned up too.
When I say jump, they will say 'how high'.
Any more hassle, you knew where to come pal.
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I'm not sure on this one pal. I've never had wool rash in a sensitive area.Damo wrote:What's the best way to get rid of wool rash in a sensitive area Tup? Asking for a friend before my Mrs sees it
But I'll consult my farming cohort on this one, ericblack_4boss. A bigger teuchter I've yet to meet.
He will have the answer.
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This thread will sort out the wheat from the chaff pal, so don't worry.tim_noone wrote:I didn't realise the infestation was recent as your first paragraph relates to the usual suspects and their political threds and as been going on a good while now.we will have to live with them.im with CT and his warmth in welcoming the Auld enema!
There will be no room for any aggro.
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Thanks TupThe real Tup wrote:Hi Rowls.
Head for the Masada. Alternatively, the Hawthorn if you want thrashed at pool.
Might take you up on the offer of a game of pool.
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Hae ya nae hook my dooky?
D'ye nae hae in May? If ye dinna dock ma donny.
D'ye nae hae in May? If ye dinna dock ma donny.
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Both the Masada and Hawthorns are on a par with prinny royal and turf hotel. Make what you will of that. I think you know what I mean.
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I'm not sure what you mean rayzer min.rayzer wrote:Both the Masada and Hawthorns are on a par with prinny royal and turf hotel. Make what you will of that. I think you know what I mean.
In the Hawthorn, you can go for a pish from one boozer, and emerge into another through an alternative exit in the bogs.
What more could you ask for?
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The last man to do that regrets it bitterly and still laments it to this day.Rowls wrote:Thanks Tup
Might take you up on the offer of a game of pool.
His arse on a plate, 5-1, after weeks of boasts on the internet.
Don't fall into his trap pal.
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Hi Tup, is it true Nichola Sturgeon and Jimmy Krankie are in actual fact the same person?
Thanks in advance, peace and love.
Ps is it also true Jimmy Krankie once beat you at pool?
Thanks in advance, peace and love.
Ps is it also true Jimmy Krankie once beat you at pool?
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See what I mean Rowls.
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Is this a genuine query Foshiznik?Foshiznik wrote:
I only deal with genuine concerns.
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They might be. I'm no fan of politics. The last honest man to enter Parliament was Guy Fawkes.Billy_Bumface wrote:Hi Tup, is it true Nichola Sturgeon and Jimmy Krankie are in actual fact the same person?
Thanks in advance, peace and love.
Ps is it also true Jimmy Krankie once beat you at pool?
Nobody has ever beaten me at pool.
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Sounds like waynebfc's Scottish cousinFoshiznik wrote:
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Sorry Tup, totally respect that, I genuinely had no idea Jimmy had progressed into politics.
Any predictions for the tie itself?
Any predictions for the tie itself?
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Not really, it will be a good game of football, and very close.Billy_Bumface wrote:Sorry Tup, totally respect that, I genuinely had no idea Jimmy had progressed into politics.
Any predictions for the tie itself?
Aberdeen are a very good team so Burnley will have their work cut out to win.
If you underestimate us, you'll lose.
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Given our history, I can assure you we’re not taking anything for granted.
I agree it’ll be tight but I think Burnley will just edge it.
Good luck fella and take care.
I agree it’ll be tight but I think Burnley will just edge it.
Good luck fella and take care.
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No doubt Mr Bumface.
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It's when you drive you and your mate to Maccy D's, buy his extra value meal and when you're driving home or to Hollywood Star car park, whilst in possession of the bag, he sorts out the contents and proceeds to pinch ALL of the many fries that have fallen to the bottom of the bag. BA*#ARD.The real Tup wrote:No bother 4:20 min.
What is a bottom of the bag *******?
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Ah right. There's no McDonald's where I live pal.4:20 wrote:It's when you drive you and your mate to Maccy D's, buy his extra value meal and when you're driving home or to Hollywood Star car park, whilst in possession of the bag, he sorts out the contents and proceeds to pinch ALL of the many fries that have fallen to the bottom of the bag. BA*#ARD.
On the contrary, Burnley sounds like fast food central. You will ken better than me.
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I’m surprised you lost one game, and don’t give me that let her have one malarkey!!The real Tup wrote:They might be. I'm no fan of politics. The last honest man to enter Parliament was Guy Fawkes.
Nobody has ever beaten me at pool.
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Thanks for your honesty, Tup.The real Tup wrote:Ah right. There's no McDonald's where I live pal.
On the contrary, Burnley sounds like fast food central. You will ken better than me.
Yes, you are correct, Burnley is quite fast on the food front and from now on I shall call my mate 'Barbie' whenever he does the bag BA&£ard thing.
All the best, Tup, cheers for lending your ear to my problem, not many would in this current year and I hope you enjoy the forthcoming matches between us.
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Oh I will, no problem, thanks pal.4:20 wrote:Thanks for your honesty, Tup.
Yes, you are correct, Burnley is quite fast on the food front and from now on I shall call my mate 'Barbie' whenever he does the bag BA&£ard thing.
All the best, Tup, cheers for lending your ear to my problem, not many would in this current year and I hope you enjoy the forthcoming matches between us.
Even though there's no McDonald's, it does not prevent local young striplings from sporting the preposterous 'Meet Me At McDonald's' hairdo.
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The real Tup wrote:Oh I will, no problem, thanks pal.
Even though there's no McDonald's, it does not prevent local young striplings from sporting the preposterous 'Meet Me At McDonald's' hairdo.
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4:20 wrote:
that's the one twenty past four min.
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Hello Tupmeister General,
I'm unsure from your opening post if your corner is solely for Burnley fans or can I seek advice also?
I was golfing today, hit a 77. Reasonable enough.
But....I noticed on the last few holes that for some inexplicable reason I started lifting my left leg on impact and several times sliced.
I will not go for professional advice as I don't like young upstarts in general. Ergo, I would be grateful if you'd be so kind to assist if you have a minute?
TIA.
I'm unsure from your opening post if your corner is solely for Burnley fans or can I seek advice also?
I was golfing today, hit a 77. Reasonable enough.
But....I noticed on the last few holes that for some inexplicable reason I started lifting my left leg on impact and several times sliced.
I will not go for professional advice as I don't like young upstarts in general. Ergo, I would be grateful if you'd be so kind to assist if you have a minute?
TIA.
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Hello rumpus, good to hear from you pal.
I'm no fan of the golf. Stands for Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden, it's a game for freemasons IMHO.
However, it sounds like you have the yips from my limited experience.
I'm no fan of the golf. Stands for Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden, it's a game for freemasons IMHO.
However, it sounds like you have the yips from my limited experience.
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^ Thanks for the prompt reply kind Sir.
I wiki'd the word 'yips' as I thought that was for putting only. Seemingly it's defined as a Brian tremor inducing a temporary spasm.
Not good. It may be related to the fear I've had since learning we are to play a team who finished in the top half of the greatest league in the world.
Never mind, **** it.
I wiki'd the word 'yips' as I thought that was for putting only. Seemingly it's defined as a Brian tremor inducing a temporary spasm.
Not good. It may be related to the fear I've had since learning we are to play a team who finished in the top half of the greatest league in the world.
Never mind, **** it.
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boom Tup!
Ive lost my mojo ,chum. Help me find it?
SHAKE SHAKE DA ROOM!!
Ive lost my mojo ,chum. Help me find it?
SHAKE SHAKE DA ROOM!!
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Hello Tup, I must say it's very admirably of you to offer this advice service to all Clares. I feel I must return this 'hands across the water' type gesture with a warning to yourself and any other Aberdonians (?) who may be venturing South to Burnley for the away leg, and it is this:
You may (or may not) know, we simple Burnley folk are World Champion Benedictine drinkers (it is a status we've worked hard to achieve, with much professional dedication in the field applied). I often liberally pour this delectable nectar on my cornflakes in the morning to set me up for the day, you just can't beat it, it put's hairs on yer chest.
My question to you Tup and other Aberdonians is - do you think you could out last me and still be standing the morning after a particularly heavy Bene drinking session?
You may (or may not) know, we simple Burnley folk are World Champion Benedictine drinkers (it is a status we've worked hard to achieve, with much professional dedication in the field applied). I often liberally pour this delectable nectar on my cornflakes in the morning to set me up for the day, you just can't beat it, it put's hairs on yer chest.
My question to you Tup and other Aberdonians is - do you think you could out last me and still be standing the morning after a particularly heavy Bene drinking session?
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Are you one of the three folk who ken the recipe?
Sounds lethal. I'd easy take a blast of it.
Monks also make Buckfast, a horrendous tipple favoured by degenerate weegies.
Sounds lethal. I'd easy take a blast of it.
Monks also make Buckfast, a horrendous tipple favoured by degenerate weegies.
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Hello Tup,
Who would win a fight? One hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Best wishes,
Who would win a fight? One hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Best wishes,
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Tup , who would win a fight.., a Morag sized ant or 500 ant sized Morags?
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I am heading down to Burnley for the up coming Match and would love to meet a young English maiden to accompany me for my stay.
Have you any advice for best way to sneak up on them or any tips on keeping them quiet whilst they’re in the boot of my car ?
Have you any advice for best way to sneak up on them or any tips on keeping them quiet whilst they’re in the boot of my car ?
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Oi oi tup. I've had an upgrade. Honestly, the old me was a ****. Now I'm new and improved. This afternoon I made a vow to be a better lover and father and leave those childish forum comments behind. BOOM!
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Bluto mate are you still around? Mate I don't know what it is but I really REALLY like you. You've been on my radar a lot lately. If I'm ever in delf it would be an honour to hang with you and your crew and share a few pints and some stories about life on the forum.
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Hi Tup
Have you played Newmacher golf course and is it a decent course.I am sure you will be able to advise being a canny Scot.
Have you played Newmacher golf course and is it a decent course.I am sure you will be able to advise being a canny Scot.
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Enclosure mate, me and Mario are taking over the corner in tups absence. Any advice you need feel free to fire away. I made a vow to be a better man. Best advice I was given was always take care of a woman and treat her right. That's why I've stuck with the one and only woman I've had in my entire life.
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