I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:21 pm

if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:24 pm

claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.

And you will see certain posters from here doing 60mph down the aisles, then posting the dash cam footage coming towards you

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:35 pm

claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.

I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:38 pm

DCWat wrote:I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:39 pm

claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.

If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:40 pm

FactualFrank wrote:If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.

Shore claret · Post by **Shore claret** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:41 pm

I've got an ecosport, if I reversed in I would be thick

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:47 pm

claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.

Ha ha and i can tell how dumb you are by the thread title.

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:55 pm

Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:18 pm

Having read post9 i’ll bang on.
I’ve seen so many accidents, Winter going home time. Aholes, with all windows steamed up, backing out blind to the world. Reversing into bays should be compulsory.
After all that here in Ireland when you create your angle for reversing some **** will always drive through the gap.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:22 pm

claretnproud wrote:Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.

Yeah master angler.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:40 am

But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am

kicker_conspiracy · Post by **kicker_conspiracy** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:51 am

If you're not capable of reversing into a space what in hell's name makes you think you're capable of reversing out of one?

ian · Post by **ian** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:53 am

bartons baggage wrote:Yeah master angler.

Master baiter.

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:07 am

a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:21 am

claretnproud wrote:a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.

Are you a real person?

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:29 am

NRC wrote:But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am

if you cant park your own car then you are extra thick

mybloodisclaret · Post by **mybloodisclaret** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:03 am

You are messaging in the manner of someone who is not old enough to drive.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:08 am

claretnproud, We can tell if you are dumb by the threads you create.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:45 am

Burnley1989 wrote:Are you a real person?

I think so. Its unclear. Just assume he is and keep a safe distance.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:26 pm

When I ram raid I always reverse through the window so my windscreen stays intact and as alluded to earlier it's so much easier loading into the boot when your shopping against the clock.

TVC15 · Post by **TVC15** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:38 pm

Sounds like he has only ever been on a bumper car at the fairground to me.

Don`t you just hate pre-season on this board !

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:55 pm

more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:06 pm

claretnproud wrote:more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.

Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:14 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.

you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.

Claret · Post by **Claret** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:22 pm

What’s the point of this so called fishing? You’re trying to fool honest, decent people. Where’s the fun in that?

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:24 pm

I suppose it beats shouting at people in the street.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm

claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.

I am a knob.

Claret · Post by **Claret** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:29 pm

claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.

This is not the thread for you to start calling people knobbs

TVC15 · Post by **TVC15** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:30 pm

claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.

Seriously why don’t you take your weirdo posts and f-uck off to some other message board ?
The sh-ite you’ve posted this week is embarrassing. You are currently way out in the lead on all the biggest pr-ick, kn-ob and d-ickhead charts.
To quote Robert Downey Jnr - “Never go full retard”

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