I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
And you will see certain posters from here doing 60mph down the aisles, then posting the dash cam footage coming towards youclaretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
These 14 users liked this post: Gerry Hattrick Grimsdale Bertiebeehead Imploding Turtle thelaughingclaret Rick_Muller PaintYorkClaretnBlue simonclaret Pearcey lrac sox8595 bfcjg CoolClaret Foulthrow
-
- Posts: 17272
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:57 pm
- Been Liked: 6490 times
- Has Liked: 2918 times
- Location: Fife
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
DCWat wrote:I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!
-
- Posts: 25445
- Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:46 am
- Been Liked: 6930 times
- Has Liked: 11660 times
- Location: Leeds
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
-
- Posts: 17272
- Joined: Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:57 pm
- Been Liked: 6490 times
- Has Liked: 2918 times
- Location: Fife
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
FactualFrank wrote:If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.
-
- Posts: 1411
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:51 pm
- Been Liked: 267 times
- Has Liked: 660 times
- Location: Starbug
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
I've got an ecosport, if I reversed in I would be thick
-
- Posts: 1430
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:33 pm
- Been Liked: 597 times
- Has Liked: 541 times
- Location: bonlah
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Ha ha and i can tell how dumb you are by the thread title.claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.
-
- Posts: 5548
- Joined: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:40 pm
- Been Liked: 1448 times
- Has Liked: 1229 times
- Location: Ferkham Hall
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Having read post9 i’ll bang on.
I’ve seen so many accidents, Winter going home time. Aholes, with all windows steamed up, backing out blind to the world. Reversing into bays should be compulsory.
After all that here in Ireland when you create your angle for reversing some **** will always drive through the gap.
I’ve seen so many accidents, Winter going home time. Aholes, with all windows steamed up, backing out blind to the world. Reversing into bays should be compulsory.
After all that here in Ireland when you create your angle for reversing some **** will always drive through the gap.
-
- Posts: 1430
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:33 pm
- Been Liked: 597 times
- Has Liked: 541 times
- Location: bonlah
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
claretnproud wrote:Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.
Yeah master angler.
-
- Posts: 4288
- Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:58 pm
- Been Liked: 908 times
- Has Liked: 107 times
- Location: Containment Area for Relocated Yankees, NC
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am
-
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:04 am
- Been Liked: 9 times
- Has Liked: 16 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
If you're not capable of reversing into a space what in hell's name makes you think you're capable of reversing out of one?
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Master baiter.bartons baggage wrote:Yeah master angler.
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.
-
- Posts: 7406
- Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:19 am
- Been Liked: 2310 times
- Has Liked: 2174 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Are you a real person?claretnproud wrote:a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
if you cant park your own car then you are extra thickNRC wrote:But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am
-
- Posts: 2242
- Joined: Tue May 03, 2016 8:04 pm
- Been Liked: 699 times
- Has Liked: 4034 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
You are messaging in the manner of someone who is not old enough to drive.
-
- Posts: 4294
- Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2016 9:00 am
- Been Liked: 1600 times
- Has Liked: 679 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
claretnproud, We can tell if you are dumb by the threads you create.
-
- Posts: 19799
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:12 am
- Been Liked: 5483 times
- Has Liked: 2540 times
- Location: Burnley, Lancs
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
I think so. Its unclear. Just assume he is and keep a safe distance.Burnley1989 wrote:Are you a real person?
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
When I ram raid I always reverse through the window so my windscreen stays intact and as alluded to earlier it's so much easier loading into the boot when your shopping against the clock.
Last edited by bfcjg on Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Sounds like he has only ever been on a bumper car at the fairground to me.
Don`t you just hate pre-season on this board !
Don`t you just hate pre-season on this board !
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.
-
- Posts: 19799
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:12 am
- Been Liked: 5483 times
- Has Liked: 2540 times
- Location: Burnley, Lancs
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.claretnproud wrote:more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.
-
- Posts: 643
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:20 am
- Been Liked: 261 times
- Has Liked: 21 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.Imploding Turtle wrote:Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
What’s the point of this so called fishing? You’re trying to fool honest, decent people. Where’s the fun in that?
-
- Posts: 3979
- Joined: Mon May 28, 2018 3:00 pm
- Been Liked: 1857 times
- Has Liked: 652 times
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
I suppose it beats shouting at people in the street.
-
- Posts: 19799
- Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:12 am
- Been Liked: 5483 times
- Has Liked: 2540 times
- Location: Burnley, Lancs
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
I am a knob.claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
This is not the thread for you to start calling people knobbsclaretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Seriously why don’t you take your weirdo posts and f-uck off to some other message board ?claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
The sh-ite you’ve posted this week is embarrassing. You are currently way out in the lead on all the biggest pr-ick, kn-ob and d-ickhead charts.
To quote Robert Downey Jnr - “Never go full retard”