famous last words

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:36 am

"**** it, it's a nice day, let's take the convertible. "

J.F Kennedy.

Any more..................

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:48 am

Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?

General Custer.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:51 am

Mayor of Hiroshima -What the fu## was that ?

RammyClaret61 · Post by **RammyClaret61** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 am

What’s relegation? - Venkys.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 am

Burnley ticket office- why have we got all those empty seats, when we have sold out?

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:23 am

“Bolton are 10 years ahead of Burnley”

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:28 am

“Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her ... Soldiers, fire!”

Marshall Michel Ney ordering his own Firing Squad. Napoléon didn’t call him the Bravest of the Brave for nothing.

Bigvince · Post by **Bigvince** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:08 am

Et tu Brute
Julius Caesar (according to Shakespeare)

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:27 am

'Don't worry men, they couldn't hit a barn door at this dist.....'

An officer during the American civil war encouraging his men to leave the trench.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:29 am

'What a stupid place to put a tree.'

Marc Bolan.

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:38 am

Watch that, it'll have some f****rs eye out.

King Harold 1066

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:19 am

"I've hidden £100,000 in cash in the..."

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:31 am

I told you I was Ill- Spike Milligan on his tombstone.

...honestly

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:09 pm

'we're gonna need a bigger boat'.....

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:23 pm

who let that woman drive!

Space shuttle Columbia 2003

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 pm

IanMcL wrote:Burnley ticket office- why have we got all those empty seats, when we have sold out?

Surely that should be "No we'll just take a handful of tickets as there won't be any demand for them when our team are chasing a European slot"

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:57 pm

"This ship is virtually unsinkable"

Bruce Ismay-Chairman, White Star line 1912

"I fancy a night off, let's go to the theatre"

Abraham Lincoln April 1865

"Looks like a spot of rain on the way dear"

Mrs Noah, approx. 3000 BC

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:58 pm

Foot down driver
Princess Diana.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:01 pm

bfcjg wrote:Foot down driver
Princess Diana.

Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”

iowalan · Post by **iowalan** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:02 pm

John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November15th,He sadly misses family and friends. His death announcement,
Very funny man.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:27 pm

South West Claret. wrote:I told you I was Ill- Spike Milligan on his tombstone.

...honestly

Absolutely true but apparently it's written in Gaelic.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:31 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:43 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”

Just think of the meltdown on Mail online if you had posted that on their website!

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:26 pm

"Don't worry Yoko love. That's not a real gun" - John Lennon

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:56 pm

Pass the Smarties Doc.
Michael Jackson.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 pm

“Is a tenner for a blowjob alright Mr Sutcliffe?” A Yorkshire prostitute

Wexford_Claret · Post by **Wexford_Claret** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:51 pm

‘Well, Lillie, hasn’t it been a full life and isn’t this a good end?’

James Connolly before being shot by a firing squad in 1916.

‘Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.’

Nostradamus.

‘Either I’m dead or my watch has stopped.’

Groucho Marx.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:34 pm

Marie Antoinette stepped on the toe of the guillotine dude and actually said "pardonnez-moi, Monsieur!" She should have told him to go **** himself

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:35 pm

Before commencing the world cup...

"England will win the World Cup"

Mr Alf, later Sir Alfred Ramsey
1966

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:05 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?

General Custer.

Or
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:05 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?

General Custer.

Or
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing

Lordlucan · Post by **Lordlucan** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:17 pm

Kiss me Hardy

Lord Nelson or Stan Laurel

claretabroad · Post by **claretabroad** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:20 pm

On his deathbed the french philosopher Voltaire was asked to renounce satan by a priest.

he replied "Now is not the time to be making new enemies"

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:35 pm

I've only had a babycham - Oliver Reed

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:38 pm

Lordlucan wrote:Kiss me Hardy

Lord Nelson or Stan Laurel

Or was it “Kismet, Hardy”?

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:22 am

F@@K me a bus!!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:27 am

Freeeeeeedom!
Mel Gibson as Sir William Wallace

tybfc · Post by **tybfc** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:35 am

ALP wrote:F@@K me a bus!!

Or a Northern train

califclaret · Post by **califclaret** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:12 am

Donald Trump. I said they would elect me and beat Hillary.

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:05 am

My favourite:

When Voltaire was dying, a priest in attendance called upon him to renounce the devil. Voltaire considered this,but replied:
“This is no time to be making new enemies”.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:26 am

Lord Palmerston: Die my dear doctor? Why that's the last thing I shall do

George V: Bugger Bognor!

Grimsdale · Post by **Grimsdale** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:16 am

"Drink to me, drink to my health. You know I can't drink anymore."

Pablo Picasso

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:04 am

Lord Palmerston to his doctor
"Die my dear doctor? That is the last thing I shall do" or words to that effect

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:05 am

Oops sorry Rowls missed that, still bleary eyed

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:05 am

'Let's Roll'

Todd Beamer 2001 - A act of heroism that tragically failed to change the outcome of Flight 93

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:08 am

'Hallo, the bow is up… I'm going… I'm on my back… I've gone. Oh'.
Donald Campbell

'I'm bored with it all'.
Winston Spencer Churchill

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:55 am

mdd2 wrote:Or
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing

Priceless - I'm crying at that one.

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:35 pm

The nation holds it's breath .
George Hamilton said as David O'Leary scored the 5th penalty for Ireland in the shoot out in Italia 90 .

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:44 pm

“It’s ok, we’re German, we always score in the last minute to win”

Joachim Low

JimmyRobbo · Post by **JimmyRobbo** » Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:45 pm

"A bit left, there.
How's the picture now Dear?
Dear?
Are you listening or what?
Don't make me come down to you or there'll be trouble!"

Rod Hull, 17th March 1999.