Yes. Yes it will.ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:in the oil rich city of ABERDEEN it will be like going vegas for you paupers
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In all honesty, I'm just noising you up in true football forum styleee.
Hope those of you that come here have a good time and enjoy the beer.
Hope those of you that come here have a good time and enjoy the beer.
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dilly dilly old chap
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You won't be at the game anyway, bud. Hope you sober up enough to see your screen. Might catch a glimpse of your wee lapdog dwarf in the crowd with the love of his life. Surprised the wee snowflake hasn't come running to your beck and call. Why is it you bring shame everywhere you go, rumpy? Drink up mate, those cans won't finish themselves
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Lucky for you mouthy Scots that I'm already in my pyjamas, otherwise I'd... take my belt off to you and by Jove, my trousers'll fall down. So, lay off the Irn Bru, put your teeth back in and wind your necks in. Tomorrow night is gonna see you handed your arses on a Haggis plate and the away leg will be a fruitless exercise.
There. That told 'em. We'll hear no more nonsense from these guys in chuffing skirts. I don't care how big their caber is.
Tongue in cheek folks with thanks to the writers of Blackadder and Futurama.
Peace.
There. That told 'em. We'll hear no more nonsense from these guys in chuffing skirts. I don't care how big their caber is.
Tongue in cheek folks with thanks to the writers of Blackadder and Futurama.
Peace.
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Anyone care for a flutter on outcome?
£10 to a charity of each others choice. I'll say we win tomorrow night.
£10 to a charity of each others choice. I'll say we win tomorrow night.
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Go to bed, mate. You've clearly been drinking all day.
I'll send tup you tuck you in, you old C**T
I'll send tup you tuck you in, you old C**T
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see yas on here before the game name a charity
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Can only apologise for rumpys behaviour on here tonight, fellas. Early on it was made clear that there is a significant percentage of junkies and alcoholics in the support. Our friend here is in the latter category.
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^ They won't Archie.
No bottle.
No bottle.
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Oi braveheart, get back to your sheeps....it's easy behind a notebook be a lion....see u in burnley if you have courage...ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:see yas on here before the game name a charity
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This thread is quality. Nice work. A couple of people may have gotten a little over-excited!
Looking forward to the Clarets giving the haggis munchers a beating so hard they will be too embarrassed to travel South of the border!
Looking forward to the Clarets giving the haggis munchers a beating so hard they will be too embarrassed to travel South of the border!
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Steady on a little. Think it might be you getting a little excited there pal. Dont do that.
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Sorry bout that champ. Winding my neck in as we speak..
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You can earn at least 3x of tennent's super lager...i can understand all english peoples than your fuckin dialects....made a course of english pal, can't wait to see your big away firm in burnley....DUMBrumpus wrote:Keep up the good work Archie...
While going about my business (Big in Oil and therefore earn 3x times the average wage in Burnley) I was driving up Beach Boulevard and spotted 4 of the englanders walking down towards the front. With their Aston Villa/ West Ham tops on.
Firstly I noticed their ambling cumbersome gait, shabby jeans and cheap trainers. Then they way they were looking around the one word that sprung to mind was: Gormless. For clarification purposes I shall repeat: Gormless.
When it's warm like this I switch off the A/C in the Macan and open the smoked windows to let the breeze circulate and also to hang my arm out window to give passers-by a glimpse of designer timepiece and rolled gold bracelet.
Today that was unfortunate due to overhearing them speak to each other. To accompany the gormless image they communicate in some backward retarded monobrow dialogue.
I could hardly contain my mirth.
Almost felt sorry for them. Almost...
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Mate, rumpus ain't covered himself in glory tonight and I've been the first one to tell him that. He has a range of problems.
But let's rewind back to yesterday and the little performance piece you put on before disappearing with your tail tucked firmly between your legs. Do you remember that?
I do.
And it was complete and utter EMBARRASSMENT
But let's rewind back to yesterday and the little performance piece you put on before disappearing with your tail tucked firmly between your legs. Do you remember that?
I do.
And it was complete and utter EMBARRASSMENT
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Are u talking to me mate?....if yes u can go in a special place....Millertime v1.7 wrote:Mate, rumpus ain't covered himself in glory tonight and I've been the first one to tell him that. He has a range of problems.
But let's rewind back to yesterday and the little performance piece you put on before disappearing with your tail tucked firmly between your legs. Do you remember that?
I do.
And it was complete and utter EMBARRASSMENT
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Did one of these Aberdeen lads brag about a "rolled gold bracelet"!!! FFS its 2018 not 1978!! PMSL. That is a classic, was he driving a Cortina as well?
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italianclaret88 wrote:You can earn at least 3x of tennent's super lager...i can understand all english peoples than your fuckin dialects....made a course of english pal, can't wait to see your big away firm in burnley....DUMB
Ha! Danny friggin Dyer takes centre stage..
I wonder if the quartet of beauts were in the Burnley 'Firm"
Saggy arsed halfwits. Probably been lost now for half a day.
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Can't wait for the Istanbul thread....
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you can be a comedian in edinburgh festival, did u know where is?....go to take your metadone dose and go to bed skagboy....rumpus wrote:Ha! Danny friggin Dyer takes centre stage..
I wonder if the quartet of beauts were in the Burnley 'Firm"
Saggy arsed halfwits. Probably been lost now for half a day.
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Big time Charlie I see. The rich don't wear gold chains sunny.rumpus wrote:Keep up the good work Archie...
While going about my business (Big in Oil and therefore earn 3x times the average wage in Burnley) I was driving up Beach Boulevard and spotted 4 of the englanders walking down towards the front. With their Aston Villa/ West Ham tops on.
Firstly I noticed their ambling cumbersome gait, shabby jeans and cheap trainers. Then they way they were looking around the one word that sprung to mind was: Gormless. For clarification purposes I shall repeat: Gormless.
When it's warm like this I switch off the A/C in the Macan and open the smoked windows to let the breeze circulate and also to hang my arm out window to give passers-by a glimpse of designer timepiece and rolled gold bracelet.
Today that was unfortunate due to overhearing them speak to each other. To accompany the gormless image they communicate in some backward retarded monobrow dialogue.
I could hardly contain my mirth.
Almost felt sorry for them. Almost...
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facking top lad from Burnley giving it the old DANNY DYER .. FACK SAKE .
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i heard on the grapevine that they need to wait until it snows in burnley to count the population
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did u know where is?italianclaret88 wrote:you can be a comedian in edinburgh festival, did u know where is?....go to take your metadone dose and go to bed skagboy....
Eh?
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the bee hole end .. you will be taking it up the bumhole end tommorow you pikeys
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If you'd taken the time to read prior to writing your gobbledygook, you'd have noticed the automobile of choice today was a Porsche Macan.Burnley Ace wrote:Did one of these Aberdeen lads brag about a "rolled gold bracelet"!!! FFS its 2018 not 1978!! PMSL. That is a classic, was he driving a Cortina as well?
St Andrews flag blue with matt black 21's.
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Discussing what men look like from other parts of the UK with other blokesARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:BURNLEY lads have a bowl cut hairstyle with sideburns shaved to the top of the ear ..ive been informed by a southern gentleman from bristol
Must get lonely on those oil rigs I suppose
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ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:the bee hole end .. you will be taking it up the bumhole end tommorow you pikeys
Ken!
What's a friggin bee hole end when it's at home? An insects anus?
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Bet you cannot wait to grow up and get your provisional.rumpus wrote:If you'd taken the time to read prior to writing your gobbledygook, you'd have noticed the automobile of choice today was a Porsche Macan.
St Andrews flag blue with matt black 21's.
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burnley ***** talking aboot b_holes .. WTf
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Do me a favour laddie to save me googling...what's a bee hole end?Bfcboyo wrote:Bet you cannot wait to grow up and get your provisional.
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@cans
@rumps
@police
@rumps
@police
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Its next to the longside.rumpus wrote:Do me a favour laddie to save me googling...what's a bee hole end?
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Such a waste of time talking with this two pricks, notebook lions....maybe aberdeen soccer cowards ahhahahahahha...go to bed and stop with irn bru, worst drink ever, even the pigs can't drink that ****....
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^ Ok thanks. Just as well I'm cleverer than most and can decipher your cryptic clue.
So I assume you have a stand at your ground, probably the main stand which is called 'The Long side" (not a lot of effort went into giving that a name). At the end of the side which is not short is a stand, probably behind a goal, where a bee used to in and out of a hole. Hence the name.
Simple pleasures for simple people I suppose.
So I assume you have a stand at your ground, probably the main stand which is called 'The Long side" (not a lot of effort went into giving that a name). At the end of the side which is not short is a stand, probably behind a goal, where a bee used to in and out of a hole. Hence the name.
Simple pleasures for simple people I suppose.
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Rumpy, I know you're prone to the odd meltdown but this the WORST EVER. Will it ever end? It's well into it third week. Calm it a bit, eh bud
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The word you were looking for was 'these' two pricks, rather than 'this' two pricks. Plural rather than singular.italianclaret88 wrote:Such a waste of time talking with this two pricks, notebook lions....maybe aberdeen soccer cowards ahhahahahahha...go to bed and stop with irn bru, worst drink ever, even the pigs can't drink that ****....
You'll have to up your game a bit laddie.
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CT must be out on the smash in Aberdeen tonight.... can not believe he's not sunk this thread yet?!
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the education rate is small in a backwater town like BURNLEY is LACKING ..BUT THE EDUCATION THE BACKWATER BUMPKINS SHALL RECEIVE IN PITTODRIE WILL BE BENEFICIAL
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Can't wait to see what you have to say for yourself tomorrow with regards to this little episode, rumps.
Needless to say the lads have been linked
Hope you've got a water next to your bed for tomorrow's morn. You'll need it more than the cementer's spunk
Needless to say the lads have been linked
Hope you've got a water next to your bed for tomorrow's morn. You'll need it more than the cementer's spunk
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Rumps. Archie. Lights out now boys, it's past bedtime. And come off the ipads.
"a gentle Scottish voice cried from the foot of the stairs"
"night mammy" they replied.
"Rumps, do you really think we can beat them tomorrow"
Little Archie whispered
"what will be will be archie" rumps responded with an unusual nervousness in his voice," now get to sleep night night" before rumps could finish Archie interrupted " do you think Da was joking about the Porsche"?
"Archie of course he was, have you seen that shitty bracelet he wears trying to be the man while he pisses his wages away every week. You have a lot to learn young un, a lot to learn. Now get tae sleep" Rumps impatiently whispered, the response was only snoring as the two little cints drifted off dreaming of a giant killing.
"a gentle Scottish voice cried from the foot of the stairs"
"night mammy" they replied.
"Rumps, do you really think we can beat them tomorrow"
Little Archie whispered
"what will be will be archie" rumps responded with an unusual nervousness in his voice," now get to sleep night night" before rumps could finish Archie interrupted " do you think Da was joking about the Porsche"?
"Archie of course he was, have you seen that shitty bracelet he wears trying to be the man while he pisses his wages away every week. You have a lot to learn young un, a lot to learn. Now get tae sleep" Rumps impatiently whispered, the response was only snoring as the two little cints drifted off dreaming of a giant killing.
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you have to improve your brain,chernobyl ****.....rumpus wrote:The word you were looking for was 'these' two pricks, rather than 'this' two pricks. Plural rather than singular.
You'll have to up your game a bit laddie.
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The clues in the user name...rumpus wrote:The word you were looking for was 'these' two pricks, rather than 'this' two pricks. Plural rather than singular.
You'll have to up your game a bit laddie.
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Quit now ffs!! A blue Porsche Macan is your boyfriend a hairdresser!! Ooooh it’s got 21” tyres - making up for something big boy!! I wish we could play you jokers every week, it’s comedy gold. Do you wear Aviators as well Iceman?!rumpus wrote:If you'd taken the time to read prior to writing your gobbledygook, you'd have noticed the automobile of choice today was a Porsche Macan.
St Andrews flag blue with matt black 21's.
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7/2 on skybet. 45 quid in your back sack? not to be sniffed atrumpus wrote:Anyone care for a flutter on outcome?
£10 to a charity of each others choice. I'll say we win tomorrow night.
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Back in the mid 70s I shared a house in South London with 6 Scotsmen. A great bunch of guys; a couple of whom I am still in touch with.
However when it came to football they went completely OTT. It must have been the Anglo-Scottish Cup and they were going to do this that and the other to Burnley.
History shows what actually happened.
Quite incredibly I have just had a FB message from one who I am still in contact with; he is now back in Broughty Ferry, wishing us luck. Age has obviously mellowed him!!!!
However when it came to football they went completely OTT. It must have been the Anglo-Scottish Cup and they were going to do this that and the other to Burnley.
History shows what actually happened.
Quite incredibly I have just had a FB message from one who I am still in contact with; he is now back in Broughty Ferry, wishing us luck. Age has obviously mellowed him!!!!
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I know quite a few Scots and Rumps last night was showing he is the exception to the rule.
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Wow just reading all these comments from the Aberdeen lot has made me feel like I've been on class As all morning. What a strange bunch. Think they are a bit obsessed about the premier league big boys coming to town. UTC