THE FAMOUS ABERDEEN FC

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:05 pm

Being historically a bigger team than Burnley why would the dons of ABERDEEN fear an unfashionable side like Burnley ? sure they finished 7 or something in the over rated money pit that is the English premier league.But that popstar style of football means nothing up here . you will be in for a hard game and matybe you southerners will learn to respect the great teams up north.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:08 pm

Rumpus, lay off the cans bud

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:10 pm

see you tomorrow big shot

sox8595 · Post by **sox8595** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:13 pm

Hehehehehe
Yon fella has been at the Irn bru a tad early

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:13 pm

Historically a bigger team, with the likes of the mighty Russell Anderson and Duncan Shearer being up there with some of your best ever players.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:15 pm

WILLIE MILLER ALEX MC LEISH CHARLIE NICHOLAS ETC

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:16 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:WILLIE MILLER ALEX MC LEISH CHARLIE NICHOLAS ETC

Aye those legends too.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:16 pm

enjoy your short stint in europe lads

Leisure · Post by **Leisure** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:17 pm

How you gonna cope now that your main striker has been sold to the mighty Salford!!! Still it's obviously a step up for the lad!

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:19 pm

jim whyte started that anti ABERDEEN propaganda on talk sport ..adam rooney was never gonna be a regular starter for ABERDEEN ..HE took gary nevilles gold . good for him

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:22 pm

Rumpus mate, big night for tup and Morag tomorrow. I KNOW you won't be in attendance after the jellyfish sting to your balls but if you could give a little applause to your screen on the 5th minute that would be swell.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:23 pm

You're all welcome to come down to Burnley for the match but any talk of us being southerners and I will slap you purple.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:23 pm

Really really weird set of fans.

Worse than Lincoln.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:27 pm

In all seriousness if Aberdeen played in English football they would be midtable in League One at best.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:27 pm

Bordeauxclaret wrote:Really really weird set of fans.

Worse than Lincoln.

Horlicks time yet, gramps?

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:31 pm

Don't kid yourselves our wee highland cousins.
Scottish football is on a par with English non league football. See Salford.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:33 pm

we shall see 2mor ..the little BURNLEY giving it the big un ..time for a slapping lads. this isnt the empty seat premier down south

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:34 pm

Lol in what universe are Aberdeen bigger than Burnley? It's hardly comparing like to like, you may as well compare us with Glentoran or Cork City!

The only recent relevance of Aberdeen is in the Irvine Welsh novels when they keep getting kicked to **** by Hearts:-)

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:37 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:we shall see 2mor ..the little BURNLEY giving it the big un ..time for a slapping lads. this isnt the empty seat premier down south

You average 12600 a week in your what, 19000 seater stadium? What you on about?

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:38 pm

HIBS ..not Hearts

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:39 pm

aberdeen eh? weather beaten dump on the east coast, footballing pedigree on a par with montrose or cowdenbeath not too long ago, now plying their trade in THE most mickey mousiest of leagues.

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:39 pm

Just seen Potodrie on the TV - does it have a corregated roof on the temporary "long side" stand? It also appears that they have been unable to sell all their tickets!!

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:39 pm

so what do ABERDEEN HAVE TO FEAR FROM BURNLEY ? ..the old ramshackled stadium turf moor ?

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:40 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:HIBS ..not Hearts

Hibs and Hearts?? Oh dear.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:40 pm

ABERDEEN ARE BUILDING A NEW STADIUM ..DOES BURNLEY HAVE ELECTRICITY YET ?

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:42 pm

joey barton lol

SalouClaret · Post by **SalouClaret** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:47 pm

When I was 16 I told my mum I was going to have a tattoo done. She said "Don't! But if you insist then please have it done in a place that doesn't matter."

So I had it done in Aberdeen.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:47 pm

Hi archie, we used to have a lot of fans of Derby County, Blackburn Rovers and Middlesbrough on here doing exactly what you are doing.

Then they all stopped posting. For some reason.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:50 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:ABERDEEN ARE BUILDING A NEW STADIUM ..DOES BURNLEY HAVE ELECTRICITY YET ?

What for?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:52 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:ABERDEEN ARE BUILDING A NEW STADIUM ..DOES BURNLEY HAVE ELECTRICITY YET ?

What a strange bloke

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:52 pm

Rumps mate, stop baiting these lads. Me and Bluto are doing a pre match meet and greet tomorrow and you're tainting the spirit of the game. Why do the cans have such a powerful effect on you? You lightweight in your old age?
Tone it down bud

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:56 pm

I'm starting to think millertime is the most sensible person in Scotland

LongSider75 · Post by **LongSider75** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:03 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON, what a complete brainless dickhead. Love to meet you for a pint you COCK. No wonder the 'old firm' (and Inverness) love smashing your sorry little town up. Come to Burnley with that attitude and you won't last long. Bet you daren't even go for a pint, you will go straight to the ground. That is even if you dare come down gobshite. UTC

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:07 pm

you will see me pal i will be wearing a red shirt ..you will be wearing a villa shirt no doubt

LongSider75 · Post by **LongSider75** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:30 pm

Your sponsorship logo will also be red from your nose when I give you a tw@tting.

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:36 pm

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON wrote:you will see me pal i will be wearing a red shirt ..you will be wearing a villa shirt no doubt

Liverpool or Man Utd?

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:40 pm

it will be like the world cup ..footballs comming home yadayada .you won nothing . like 2mor in ABERDEEN you will win nothing ..all hype in ENGERLAND ..TALK IS CHEAP LADS ..

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:44 pm

THE IDIOTS ON TALKSPORT BROUGHT ME HERE ...THAT SEVCO TRAITOR JIM WHITE AND HIS COHORTS

claretabroad · Post by **claretabroad** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:47 pm

Sigh. and the friendly spirit of the banter so far gets ruined by one idiot.

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:48 pm

Keep up the good work Archie...

While going about my business (Big in Oil and therefore earn 3x times the average wage in Burnley) I was driving up Beach Boulevard and spotted 4 of the englanders walking down towards the front. With their Aston Villa/ West Ham tops on.

Firstly I noticed their ambling cumbersome gait, shabby jeans and cheap trainers. Then they way they were looking around the one word that sprung to mind was: Gormless. For clarification purposes I shall repeat: Gormless.

When it's warm like this I switch off the A/C in the Macan and open the smoked windows to let the breeze circulate and also to hang my arm out window to give passers-by a glimpse of designer timepiece and rolled gold bracelet.

Today that was unfortunate due to overhearing them speak to each other. To accompany the gormless image they communicate in some backward retarded monobrow dialogue.

I could hardly contain my mirth.

Almost felt sorry for them. Almost...

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:53 pm

To add to above, have just googled and it's 4x.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:54 pm

I ADMIRE YOUR GUMPTION SIR.

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:55 pm

Thank you chum.

I admire your indefatigablity.

jedi_master · Post by **jedi_master** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:56 pm

rumpus wrote:Keep up the good work Archie...

While going about my business (Big in Oil and therefore earn 3x times the average wage in Burnley) I was driving up Beach Boulevard and spotted 4 of the englanders walking down towards the front. With their Aston Villa/ West Ham tops on.

Firstly I noticed their ambling cumbersome gait, shabby jeans and cheap trainers. Then they way they were looking around the one word that sprung to mind was: Gormless. For clarification purposes I shall repeat: Gormless.

When it's warm like this I switch off the A/C in the Macan and open the smoked windows to let the breeze circulate and also to hang my arm out window to give passers-by a glimpse of designer timepiece and rolled gold bracelet.

Today that was unfortunate due to overhearing them speak to each other. To accompany the gormless image they communicate in some backward retarded monobrow dialogue.

I could hardly contain my mirth.

Almost felt sorry for them. Almost...

Can I just ask, as I always wonder with you Scottish lads, does the chip on your shoulder weigh you down as much as it appears? It looks awfully heavy.

Can’t blame you, or the post you made mate. If I had been born in the Northern-most English county (sorry, you refer to yourselves as a country don’t you - my apologies) I would have an equal inferiority complex about ‘The English’.

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:01 pm

^ in no way could anyone feel inferior to the quartet I refer to.

Must have been transported here from 1972.

I'm aware that jeans come in various 'cuts" I.E. Slim cut, comfort cut, boot cut etc.. Is there a shop in Burnley which sells 2-man tent, flapping about in the wind and deliberately far too long cut?

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:02 pm

BURNLEY lads have a bowl cut hairstyle with sideburns shaved to the top of the ear ..ive been informed by a southern gentleman from bristol

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:03 pm

Rumps bud, I knew you'd show your true colours sooner or later. This has been your longest MELTDOWN so far, it's coming up for a month. You had a tiff with your cementer boyfriend again? Tup finding happiness with Morag grinding your gears, mate? Grow up pal
@rumpus
@cans

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:04 pm

Its funny listening to these subservient bitches from England's northernmost colony spouting off.

I think it's kind of cute.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:05 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Horlicks time yet, gramps?

Yes. Yes it is.

ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON · Post by **ARCHIE..MAC..PHERSON** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:09 pm

in the oil rich city of ABERDEEN it will be like going vegas for you paupers