Moaners XI 2018-19

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:49 pm

People have been coming up to me in the street, demanding to know who is still in the MoanersXI team... so here it is.

Steddyman

Rightfoot SkiptonClaret CockneyClaret WokingClaret

Right_Winger Murger joey13 Boysie31

SGr KRBFC.

Let the arguments over position begin!

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:51 pm

What about the bench?

Steddyman · Post by **Steddyman** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:52 pm

Does me being in goals mean I am better or worse than KRBFC who is a striker? Or does that depend on which striker he is (Crouch)?

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:53 pm

South West Claret. wrote:What about the bench?

Well... there are several options, but I felt the starting XI was more important to reveal first.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:54 pm

Steddyman wrote:Does me being in goals mean I am better or worse than KRBFC who is a striker? Or does that depend on which striker he is (Crouch)?

No one is worse than KRBFC!

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:54 pm

I'd rather be classed as a moaner than a fence sitter with no opinion on anything....

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:54 pm

There is no bench because the recruitment team have been sleeping all summer and now the team is down to the bare bones.

taio · Post by **taio** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:55 pm

Very strong line-up but surely there's a starting spot for summitclaret

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:55 pm

At least i'm upfront, I don't see much service coming my way though

Wokingclaret · Post by **Wokingclaret** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:55 pm

I will see you in court Fidelcastro

BTW I have no left peg for that position

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:56 pm

Does moaning about the moaners count cos they seem to be the creme de la creme of moaners on this forum??

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:56 pm

KRBFC wrote:I'd rather be classed as a moaner than a fence sitter with no opinion on anything....

I've got an opinion on most things, but as it's not outrageous or controversial, I don't need to share it on here.

Right_winger · Post by **Right_winger** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:56 pm

Sorry but I feel Id be better deployed on the left wing... real wingers are unfashionable these days, inverted wingers are the in-thing.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:58 pm

fidelcastro wrote:I've got an opinion on most things, but as it's not outrageous or controversial, I don't need to share it on here.

I've never heard your opinion on anything apart from moaning about ''moaners'' and d1ck sucking certain posters.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:05 pm

KRBFC wrote:I've never heard your opinion on anything apart from moaning about ''moaners'' and d1ck sucking certain posters.

Like whom?

If you want my opinion on anything, you only have to ask!

MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:05 pm

Why is Right Winger on the left?

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:07 pm

MrTopTier wrote:Why is Right Winger on the left?

He isn't.

It's just the way you're reading it.

Line them up for real, and he'd be on the right!

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:08 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Like whom?

If you want my opinion on anything, you only have to ask!

Is that not the whole point of topics on a football forum? when you comment you give your opinion on the topic and not start petty arguments for the sake of it.... Keep moaning about me moaning, hilarious.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:12 pm

KRBFC wrote:Is that not the whole point of topics on a football forum? when you comment you give your opinion on the topic and not start petty arguments for the sake of it.... Keep moaning about me moaning, hilarious.

After all this time, I still can't decide whether you actually mean the stuff you post, so it's pretty pointless reacting to you really.

However, it's more than done enough to make you the captain of this side, so well done!

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:16 pm

Pathetic!
This line-up just not good enough.
Need to strengthen!

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:21 pm

fidelcastro wrote:After all this time, I still can't decide whether you actually mean the stuff you post, so it's pretty pointless reacting to you really.

However, it's more than done enough to make you the captain of this side, so well done!

You can't get me out of your head so I'm clearly doing something right..

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:22 pm

Can there be trials for posters that wish to be involved?

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:22 pm

KRBFC wrote:You can't get me out of your head so I'm clearly doing something right..

Thanks Kylie.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:24 pm

IndigoLake wrote:Can there be trials for posters that wish to be involved?

It's not too late to make the bench

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:25 pm

fidelcastro wrote:It's not too late to make the bench

I think Sean Dyche is the worst manager Burnley have had in the last 5 years.

Am I in?

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:27 pm

IndigoLake wrote:I think Sean Dyche is the worst manager Burnley have had in the last 5 years.

Am I in?

By hook or by crook... you've managed it!

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:27 pm

fidelcastro wrote:By hook or by crook... you've managed it!

I'd like to be an effective impact sub like Nakhi Wells. That's my dream.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:30 pm

IndigoLake wrote:I'd like to be an effective impact sub like Nakhi Wells. That's my dream.

Nakhi Wells? He's been bloody useless since he came here! Why did we waste money on that mercenary anyway? I blame Dyche, the recruitment team, the Board, the Chairman and the fans...you see how catching it is?

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:30 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Nakhi Wells? He's been bloody useless since he came here! Why did we waste money on that mercenary anyway? I blame Dyche, the recruitment team, the Board, the Chairman and the fans...you see how catching it is?

You can be the gaffer!

BOYSIE31 · Post by **BOYSIE31** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:31 pm

fidelcastro wrote:People have been coming up to me in the street, demanding to know who is still in the MoanersXI team... so here it is.

Steddyman

Rightfoot SkiptonClaret CockneyClaret WokingClaret

Right_Winger Murger joey13 Boysie31

SGr KRBFC.

Let the arguments over position begin!

I am right footed and prefer up front ☻

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:31 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Does moaning about the moaners count cos they seem to be the creme de la creme of moaners on this forum??

What about people who moan about people moaning about moaners?

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:31 pm

Does the transfer window apply to the line-up?
What about an opposition eleven?

PutTheWheelieBinsOut · Post by **PutTheWheelieBinsOut** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:36 pm

To be fair to fidel I think he's accepted that he's the chief moaner by taking up the position of manager, afterall its the manager that picks the side, and the team is usually a reflection of the manager.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:41 pm

Damo wrote:What about people who moan about people moaning about moaners?

The should be forced to rot in the reserves and train with the youth team

Duffer_ · Post by **Duffer_** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:42 pm

Would be better with 2 right backs, 2 left backs, 3 right wingers, 3 left wingers...spineless.

UTC!

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:04 pm

Duffer_ wrote:Would be better with 2 right backs, 2 left backs, 3 right wingers, 3 left wingers...spineless.

UTC!

Plenty of left and right wingers on here

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:12 pm

Damo wrote:Plenty of left and right wingers on here

Plenty of right whingers 'n' all.

Steddyman · Post by **Steddyman** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:13 pm

I'm happy with my position in goal. I can have crouch for cover if I get injured.

Only posters under the age of 18 should be allowed on the subs bench, to better represent out first team bench at the end of the transfer window.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:15 pm

Steddyman wrote:I'm happy with my position in goal. I can have crouch for cover if I get injured.

Only posters under the age of 18 should be allowed on the subs bench, to better represent out first team bench at the end of the transfer window.

Slurpy · Post by **Slurpy** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:18 pm

Reckon that XI would've beat the team we put out today

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:27 pm

fidelcastro wrote:

Steddyman

Rightfoot SkiptonClaret CockneyClaret WokingClaret

Right_Winger Murger joey13 Boysie31

SGr KRBFC.

:

Same team.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:28 pm

Diesel wrote:Same team.

Not quite, but similar.

Murger · Post by **Murger** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:39 pm

Always loved a tackle. I'm happy with my position.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:41 pm

Murger wrote:Always loved a tackle. I'm happy with my position.

My Midfield Maestro Murger!

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:42 pm

Is this team not rather " one dimensional " ? I mean, what's " Plan B " if you need to change tactics .... moan more ??

FCBurnley · Post by **FCBurnley** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:48 pm

Surely Imploding Turtle HAS to be on the Left Wing

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:48 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Nakhi Wells? He's been bloody useless since he came here! Why did we waste money on that mercenary anyway?

The funny thing is, you're not wrong despite your attempt at sarcasm.

Clarets4me · Post by **Clarets4me** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:01 pm

FCBurnley wrote:Surely Imploding Turtle HAS to be on the Left Wing

He'd be invaluble chasing things others would give up as a lost cause ! Might have a problem with bookings for " dissent ", though ..... I can see IT showering, changing & then following the Referee three hours down the M6, only to chase the Ref up to his front door, explaining how wrong he was !

SGr · Post by **SGr** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:26 pm

Delighted to have retained my rightful place up front.

Whilst I do hope I don’t have to deliver anymore hard hitting truths, this window is at present showing no signs to the contrary.

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:32 pm

Moaners X1 or realists X1. Sadly all these happy clappers are doing more bad than good for the club. Just because we are in a good position doesnt mean we have to sgand still like Mike Garlick seems to want us to. No ambition.