Where the hell is Madge?

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Where the hell is Madge?

Post by iluva64 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:18 pm

Has she been transferred out?

Have we got a new signing?

The transfer window shut last week and I haven't heard anything.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:20 pm

I'd partly put that down to why we didn't win. A 0-0 can easily become a 1-0 win when she is in the house.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by Chester Perry » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:19 am

There was an update on the match thread from Sunday earlier today to apologise for the fact she forgot her phone at the weekend - normal service will resume on Thursday I presume
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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by The Enclosure » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:56 am

From what I heard Custard has taken her away for a few days break to Greece to get some sunshine and do a reccy of the best hotels in Athens...just in case...
Well that's Custards story the little rascal and he is sticking to it.
She will be back on Thursday with luck.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:08 am

It's the same every year. I blame the board, amateurs the lot of them.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by IanMcL » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:30 am

Madge is still with us. As Chester says, I went by train on Sunday and forgot my phone....couldn't get hold of Madge!

Just as a reminder, she has signed on for the season and this was her recent contract signing.

It us what saved the window!

She will be up and at 'em on Thursday, to help overpower the Turks.

Up the Clarets.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by iluva64 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:17 pm

Thank Fc-Uk for that....I was getting very anxious.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by IanMcL » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:35 pm

She is a happy bunny.

Here she is modelling one of the finalists, in our 'choose the new home strip' competition.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by piston broke » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:47 pm

IanMcL wrote:She is a happy bunny.
Here she is modelling one of the finalists, in our 'choose the new home strip' competition.
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That’ll never win. Has to have blue sleeves.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by IanMcL » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:20 am

You want sleeves?

Yeah....Barnes without sleeves would be a step too far!

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by claretblue » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:37 am

IanMcL wrote:She is a happy bunny.

Here she is modelling one of the finalists, in our 'choose the new home strip' competition.

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don't think it'd suit Vokes

...but I can imagine Wood in that! :?

- and the costume! :D
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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by midlander63 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:31 pm

Thank God she's back - the away game matchday thread on Sunday just wasn't the same without her!

I'm sure this has been asked and answered many times but how, when & why did Madge become the face of the Burnley matchday threads?

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by IanMcL » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:09 pm

Madge is an animated GIF who lives in a shoebox, in the cupboard under the stairs, at Holycustard''s home. He let her out and onto the match thread, many years ago, when he was the board's most prolific poster. He ran the match thread and kept us bang up to date with what wax happening.....before we could see for ourselves.

He will, no doubt, be on the thread tonight.

Up the Clarets.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by The Enclosure » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:12 pm

As Holy Custard was fond of saying...Cripes

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by Longsider » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:43 pm

She's back looking as hot as ever.

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by ontario claret » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:47 pm

My vote is already in for Madge as MoM.
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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by IanMcL » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:21 pm

Madge of the match?

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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by midlander63 » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:20 pm

IanMcL wrote:Madge is an animated GIF who lives in a shoebox, in the cupboard under the stairs, at Holycustard''s home. He let her out and onto the match thread, many years ago, when he was the board's most prolific poster. He ran the match thread and kept us bang up to date with what wax happening.....before we could see for ourselves.

He will, no doubt, be on the thread tonight.

Up the Clarets.

Well, I asked
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Re: Where the hell is Madge?

Post by Rowls » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:38 pm

piston broke wrote:That’ll never win. Has to have blue sleeves.
It's the "winter kit": The sleeves turn blue when the temperature at the Turf drops below 5 degrees celsius.
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