Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:34 pm

HunterST_BFC wrote:What's a Penalty?
We don't get panalties....

Hadn't thought of that.
If it goes to pens, Ref won't let us take ours.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:35 pm

Hydra! How did a Horse Botherer get into the middle of this?

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:36 pm

Should have had a pen. There. Had his elbow up and came off his arm...

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:38 pm

Dyche saving Cork for the league. He'll make a huge difference.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:40 pm

FT 0-0

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:42 pm

Abysmal fayre second half. Zero pace, zero purpose going forward and zero threat

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:42 pm

Time to open another cold one, lads. Have one for me. Oops, forgot. You drink your beer warm.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:42 pm

Madge gives a rallying dance for extra time

CFS · Post by **CFS** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:43 pm

I'll back fitness alone to get us through here.

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:43 pm

Kebab time....come on Dyche a bit of extra chilli sauce

kaptin1 · Post by **kaptin1** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:44 pm

Our inability to score goals is somewhat worrying

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:44 pm

276 minutes since we last scored

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:45 pm

Bardsley's off!!! We have a chance.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:45 pm

HunterST_BFC wrote:276 minutes since we last scored

Longer since we last conceded.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:46 pm

kaptin1 wrote:Our inability to score goals is somewhat worrying

The good news is we are at least creating chances,but yes we need to hit the onion bag soon,can't keep expecting clean sheets solid as the defence and Joe have been.

diamondpocket · Post by **diamondpocket** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:47 pm

They must be pretty fit, they've only made the Adebayor sub. Or no faith in the reserves

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:47 pm

If they brought Adebayor on, they're clutching at straws.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:48 pm

ontario claret wrote:Bardsley's off!!! We have a chance.

Is he?

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:49 pm

kaptin1 wrote:Our inability to score goals is somewhat worrying

Roll on January. You just never know where the next goal is coming from. We can't keep hoping to score.

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:50 pm

We've bought some lad from Derby. Can he score?

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:50 pm

someone pulled the plug on radio lancs?

CFS · Post by **CFS** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:51 pm

I'm ok not scoring if that means keeping a clean sheet just saying.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:51 pm

Get in

CFS · Post by **CFS** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

Longsider wrote:We've bought some lad from Derby. Can he score?

He's not fit expect to see him next Feb.

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

radio Lancs suddenly gone to Robert feckin Palmer "addicted to love"

ffs

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

Corky!!!!!!!! 1-0 to the Clarets! Long range effort into the top corner.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

joey13 wrote:Get in

This better not be a joke.

burnleymik · Post by **burnleymik** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

Get in you little dancer! Cracking strike Cork.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 pm

Some absolute weapons on here, we’ve played an away game in Europe and a difficult away game in the premier, and not scored. Then tonight we’re creating chances against a good foreign team, and because we haven’t scored there’s a meltdown on the cards...

Then someone’s popped a cork...

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

It's been 2 minutes since we've scored

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

Yeeeeeeeeeeees. 1 more please.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

JACK CORK YOU BEAUTY

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:53 pm

An absolute corker

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:It's been 2 minutes since we've scored

Then post sooner for the rest of us who aren't as up to date?

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm

Omg. Top stuff

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:54 pm

It’s still effectively in the balance, they still only need 1 goal...

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:55 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:It's been 2 minutes since we've scored

Bet 365 mate

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:55 pm

Cork!!!!!!!!!! Who else would it be? How would Cork sound for the first name of a baby girl? And you were factual again, Frank. Got my posts mixed up.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:55 pm

whiffa wrote:Then post sooner for the rest of us who aren't as up to date?

I did

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:56 pm

Can't wait to see this goal that's for sure

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:56 pm

Cork 1-0

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:56 pm

Jeff set it up too

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:56 pm

An Ash Barnes pen and ET starts to look familiar

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:57 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Cork 1-0

Git.

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:57 pm

joey13 wrote:I did

You posted within a minute of me, and with a considerable lack of detail. Don't be a troll.

jurek · Post by **jurek** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:57 pm

Just flicked on to see Corky got's one for us.
Now I'll be shixxing myself for the next 20 mins or so.

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:57 pm

Great goal from Cork but there's still a lot of work to do from here on in