No more Bobby Madley

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:44 pm

He has apparently hung up his whistle at the tender age of 32 (yes...I thought he was older than that too).
Good.

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:46 pm

There's a few more referees that I wish would also hang up their whistle

claretrobo1 · Post by **claretrobo1** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:46 pm

Hopefully the rumours of why he quit aren’t true

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:00 am

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:05 am

claretrobo1 wrote:Hopefully the rumours of why he quit aren’t true

Probably wasnt looking forward to the dogs abuse he would get at the turf. On second thoughts...

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:06 am

claretrobo1 wrote:Hopefully the rumours of why he quit aren’t true

Come on mate...spill the beans!

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:06 am

sounds like he's had a ruff ride.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:07 am

quoonbeatz wrote:sounds like he's had a ruff ride.

Hes been barking up the wrong tree.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:08 am

Its ******* hilarious if true.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:08 am

Love the Madley and Me picture doing the rounds.

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:09 am

even if its not true, he's probably stuck with it now.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:09 am

quoonbeatz wrote:even if its not true, he's probably stuck with it now.

Its a sorry tail.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:11 am

Most of his chums are pedigree. Allegedly.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:11 am

Life’s a bitch.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:12 am

Hes made a dogs dinner of his career thats for sure.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:12 am

Truly? Madley Deeply?

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:16 am

Keith Lard wannabee

claretrobo1 · Post by **claretrobo1** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:17 am

I came here for the puns and I wasn’t disappointed

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:17 am

He’d get dogs abuse ont’ Turf.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:18 am

piston broke wrote:He’d get dogs abuse ont’ Turf.

He would enjoy it. Allegedly.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:18 am

claretrobo1 wrote:I came here for the puns and I wasn’t disappointed

Puns or pups?

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:29 am

He will get away with it, try getting a jack russell to testify in court.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:30 am

NL Claret wrote:He will get away with it, try getting a jack russell to testify in court.

Thats terrierble.

gandhisflipflop · Post by **gandhisflipflop** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:37 am

Stalbansclaret wrote:He has apparently hung up his whistle at the tender age of 32 (yes...I thought he was older than that too).
Good.

That's 224 in dog years.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:58 am

Horrible place is Twitter

mickleoverclaret · Post by **mickleoverclaret** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:37 am

A Spaniard?

CharlieinNewMexico · Post by **CharlieinNewMexico** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:12 am

Apparently PGMOL asked:
"Don't you love her Madley?
Wanna be her daddy?
Don't ya love her face?"

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:47 am

Surely this must be a shaggy dog story???

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:52 am

Has he strayed?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:01 am

mkmel wrote:There's a few more referees that I wish would also hang up their whistle

Well I thought he was the dogs bolllocks.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:04 am

piston broke wrote:He’d get dogs abuse ont’ Turf.

And Huddersfield.

ian · Post by **ian** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:14 am

Sad to see him quitting, he was a different breed.

ian · Post by **ian** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:17 am

FactualFrank wrote:And Huddersfield.

Wot, you mean the Terriers?

MDWat · Post by **MDWat** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:18 am

No more rufferreeing for Madley

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:21 am

ian wrote:Wot, you mean the Terriers?

You got it.

Hendrickxz · Post by **Hendrickxz** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:23 am

Good chance we will winalot now he's gone!

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:01 am

The true story is that he's actually a ******* fan but he reckons the dog story is less of an embarrassment for him

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:02 am

Claret Till I Die wrote:The true story is that he's actually a ******* fan but he reckons the dog story is less of an embarrassment for him

Horses for courses, I guess.

Tall Paul · Post by **Tall Paul** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:07 am

His refereeing career must be rover now.

jlup1980 · Post by **jlup1980** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:10 am

Reminds me of Phoenix Nights!

"Oh no Keith Lard, he got done for interfering with dogs"

"He got off though didn't he?"

"You wanna try getting an Alsatian to testify"

And...

Keith Lard "Do you know what one of my biggest fears is?"

Audience "Rabies?"

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:52 am

Stalbansclaret wrote:He has apparently hung up his whistle at the tender age of 32 (yes...I thought he was older than that too).
Good.

Bet he's kept his other whistle.

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:01 am

Some of these puns and innuendos are just too much.
Well I suppose the old saying
Give a dog a bone and........

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:02 am

How low can you get ?

A dachshund...

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:05 am

Is a dachshund a Sausage Dog ?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:07 am

Stuff like this would give a dog a bad name

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:10 am

Got the wrong idea when someone offered him a cockerpoodle

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:19 am

It's a bone(r) of contention, sure enough.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:22 am

In all seriousness I still don’t understand the re-location part of the story.
Are there places in the world where this sort of thing is legal?
I am not thinking of moving, before the comics come on.

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:28 am

piston broke wrote:In all seriousness I still don’t understand the re-location part of the story.
Are there places in the world where this sort of thing is legal?
I am not thinking of moving, before the comics come on.

He must've moved to Barking...

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:28 am

piston broke wrote:In all seriousness I still don’t understand the re-location part of the story.
Are there places in the world where this sort of thing is legal?
I am not thinking of moving, before the comics come on.

No he mis heard when he was told that in Korea you can get a dog to eat when out.