Why are footballers wearing bras?

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Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Pstotto » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:32 pm

Why are footballers now wearing bras? I've just seen a photo of Eintracht Frankfurt sloping off in their bras after a cup defeat. One of the most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby boatshed bill » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:37 pm

Pstotto wrote:Why are footballers now wearing bras? I've just seen a photo of Eintracht Frankfurt sloping off in their bras after a cup defeat. One of the most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen.


You should see what they wear under their shorts :D

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Bordeauxclaret » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:38 pm

Boob jobs?

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Pstotto » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:42 pm

Err... No thanks. Wayne Rooney at Euro 2016 showed what the Russians were wearing, blue and white striped panties.

They did boob, they were the cup holders and the lost in the 1st round.
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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby thelaughingclaret » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:43 pm

I think that all professional footballers now have to wear heart monitors and tracking devices throughout all games. It’s seems that way anyway, every game on tv I’ve noticed all players on all teams are now wearing them. They have a bumb on the back just below the neck which just looks uncomfortable.
Think the tracking they have to have is because of sky. If sky say they have to have them, then they have to have them.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby tim_noone » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:45 pm

I often wear one....along with a frock!

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Pstotto » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:47 pm

Just a little bit of wire to firm the bust, love. The latest Anne Summers romantic product ( girlfriend tracking and heartbeat device.)
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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby barba » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:48 pm

thelaughingclaret wrote:I think that all professional footballers now have to wear heart monitors and tracking devices throughout all games. It’s seems that way anyway, every game on tv I’ve noticed all players on all teams are now wearing them. They have a bumb on the back just below the neck which just looks uncomfortable.
Think the tracking they have to have is because of sky. If sky say they have to have them, then they have to have them.


This doesnt sound a credible explanation. Am sticking with the bra version

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby bfccrazy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:50 pm

thelaughingclaret wrote:I think that all professional footballers now have to wear heart monitors and tracking devices throughout all games. It’s seems that way anyway, every game on tv I’ve noticed all players on all teams are now wearing them. They have a bumb on the back just below the neck which just looks uncomfortable.
Think the tracking they have to have is because of sky. If sky say they have to have them, then they have to have them.


It also measures distance travelled and heart rate when sprinting etc ..... I think it ties in with all the sport science stuff

A lot of players wear them whilst training etc too.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby bfcjg » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:50 pm

It's because they are only on about £50k a week they have to rush off after the game to do drag acts to keep the wolf from the door ,no time to change.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Foulthrow » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:22 pm

Ok then, fair dos, but why do some footballers tape up their wrists?

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby bfccrazy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:27 pm

Foulthrow wrote:Ok then, fair dos, but why do some footballers tape up their wrists?


It’s support for when they fall about diving
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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Foulthrow » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:29 pm

bfccrazy wrote:It’s support for when they fall about diving


That would explain why Ronaldo wears them.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby watsonsclarets » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:29 pm

There GPS systems and link in with both the sports science and the player performance.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby PaintYorkClaretnBlue » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:30 pm

Pstotto wrote:Just a little bit of wire to firm the bust, love. The latest Anne Summers romantic product ( girlfriend tracking and heartbeat device.)


That’s the problem with underwire bras, as soon as they’re released they cause a knee injury!!

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby bfccrazy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:30 pm

Foulthrow wrote:That would explain why Ronaldo wears them.


Mane wears them too - when they fall and put their hands out to protect themselves it can strain the wrist - players who “fall over” more usually wear them.

Bale wears them to cover a wristband thing he has worn through his whole career as superstition though.

Keepers obviously wear them for wrist support when making saves.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby bfccrazy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:32 pm

Foulthrow wrote:Ok then, fair dos, but why do some footballers tape up their wrists?


A lot also tape around their socks as they have special socks with grips on .... so they wear those and then cut the foot part off the kit socks and tape them up to cover where the socks are cut.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby tim_noone » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:33 pm

Why do keepers wear gloves though?

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby tim_noone » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:34 pm

bfccrazy wrote:A lot also tape around their socks as they have special socks with grips on .... so they wear those and then cut the foot part off the kit socks and tape them up to cover where the socks are cut.

Footballers wear stockings :roll:

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Bordeauxclaret » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:54 pm

tim_noone wrote:Why do keepers wear gloves though?


Copying wicket keepers.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Walton » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:43 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Mane wears them too - when they fall and put their hands out to protect themselves it can strain the wrist - players who “fall over” more usually wear them.

Bale wears them to cover a wristband thing he has worn through his whole career as superstition though.

Keepers obviously wear them for wrist support when making saves.

A lot of designated throw in takers wear them. Stops sweat making their hands slippery.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Top Claret » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:51 pm

Because they are tits
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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Pstotto » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:51 pm

PYCB, Alan Brazil suggests practicing keepy-uppies with a grapefruit. Whether he could do it with two or not, I don't know.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby IanMcL » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:58 pm

tim_noone wrote:I often wear one....along with a frock!

Does it suit?

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Bertiebeehead » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:05 am

Peep hole bra and crotchless panties, it’s what they’re all wearing.

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby JohnMac » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:38 am

Why don't keepers wear flat caps nowadays, is it because of Peaky Blinders?

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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby boatshed bill » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:03 pm

JohnMac wrote:Why don't keepers wear flat caps nowadays, is it because of Peaky Blinders?


No, it's the same reason they no longer tie their whippets to the goalpost. UEFA regs!
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Re: Why are footballers wearing bras?

Postby Alanstevensonsgloves » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:53 pm

To back up bfccrazy...

I know most of you are Daily Mail readers so you have probably read this already, but just in case you missed it...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... rusox.html


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