The Bob Lords Prayer

[harpers_perm]

Congregation please kneel

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Our Lord who prepares bellow pork in heaven
Hallowed be your name
Thy Greeks come
Thy will be done
On the Turf as it wasn’t it Athens
Give us this day a cauldron Turf Moor
And forgiveness our negativity
As we forgive bent referees who conspire against us
And lead us not into a limp long ball 0-0 draw
But deliver us a Netherlands style 1974 6-1 win
For thine is the Clarets, our Sean and his boys
Forever and ever
Amen

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Now stand

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Before I read ‘Hereford Chapter 21, Verse 6 ‘Thy was there, honest mate, like the other 16,825’ we have a confession

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Please pray silence and heed the lessons of Owen, a buck toothed sinner who has come to talk to us today about the pitfalls of bullsh1tting, a journey that has taken him on a path of utter despair, weight gain, Ross County and to expressing an interest in the vacant Inter McBoggan FC job who play in the Cowdenbeath Sunday Women’s Alliance league.

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Let us have faith

[evensteadiereddie]

Clever, I like it.

It reminds me of the words of blessed St. Sean when he chose to take in the Sinful One, one Joseph of Barton....."Aisle altar hymn, no worries."

[ŽižkovClaret]

Congregation please kneel

.....

Our Lord who prepares bellow pork in heaven
Hallowed be your name
Thy Greeks come
Thy will be done
On the Turf as it wasn’t it Athens
Give us this day a cauldron Turf Moor
And forgiveness our negativity
As we forgive bent referees who conspire against us
And lead us not into a limp long ball 0-0 draw
But deliver us a Netherlands style 1974 6-1 win
For thine is the Clarets, our Sean and his boys
Forever and ever
Amen

......

Now stand

......

Before I read ‘Hereford Chapter 21, Verse 6 ‘Thy was there, honest mate, like the other 16,825’ we have a confession

.......

Please pray silence and heed the lessons of Owen, a buck toothed sinner who has come to talk to us today about the pitfalls of bullsh1tting, a journey that has taken him on a path of utter despair, weight gain, Ross County and to expressing an interest in the vacant Inter McBoggan FC job who play in the Cowdenbeath Sunday Women’s Alliance league.

......

Let us have faith

I mean, its not quite that lad who did the Jose song live on sky sports news, but y'know... are you ok? is there anyone we can call for you?

[Hibsclaret]

Oh lord it’s Stephen Ward...