A Date On Sunday

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:12 pm

So....I have had 3 dates with a girl and now she fancies something to eat on Sunday (Carvary pref) now, this is obviously an issue with our game being on, does anyone know anywhere where I could do both? She's aware that I want to watch the game!

Mind you, she might not be interested after seeing me knee slide accross the bar when Ash puts one in the top bin in the 91st.

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 pm

Get her a pie at half time

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 pm

taking her for a carvery and watching football. sounds a classy girl there pal.

Spike · Post by **Spike** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:20 pm

if she fancies something to eat you need to have a word.

she has two options.

A) you take her to Wolves, day out, fine Black country cuisine and ale etc
B) She cooks you Sunday Lunch and you watch it on Sky

My vote is get your arses to Wolves and don't be so damn lazy!

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:26 pm

Sunday lunch on a 4th date??

Deary me

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:32 pm

Dyched wrote:Sunday lunch on a 4th date??

Deary me

4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:33 pm

Spike wrote:if she fancies something to eat you need to have a word.

she has two options.

A) you take her to Wolves, day out, fine Black country cuisine and ale etc
B) She cooks you Sunday Lunch and you watch it on Sky

My vote is get your arses to Wolves and don't be so damn lazy!

She's already made the commitment of saying she doesnt want to ever go to football

Suits me...

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:36 pm

Have you tubbed it yet ?

If yes do what the **** you want on Sunday.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:36 pm

Watch the football and take her out in the evening you wally brain.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:39 pm

A Sunday Carvery isn't the type of thing I would like to do with a girl I have just met.

Best thing to do is get a double date going with her mate and fella to the pub first to watch football, she will have people to talk to and you will get to see most of the game.
Then go to somewhere like Nines in Padiham. A new pizza bistro place that looks very nice in the centre.

Carvery's are full of not so well behaved families on Sunday afternoons.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:40 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.

You cant let here dictate when you watch Burnley. You let her do it this once, then what happens in 4 years? You’ll have a season ticket for a bloody muesli convention instead.

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:40 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Watch the football and take her out in the evening you wally brain.

Can't be done, she has a little 'un

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:41 pm

Dyched wrote:

You cant let here dictate when you watch Burnley. You let her do it this once, then what happens in 4 years? You’ll have a season ticket for a bloody muesli convention instead.

Haha, she knows its a one off and mathdays. especially home are off the menu.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:42 pm

RocketLawnChair wrote:Have you tubbed it yet ?

If yes do what the **** you want on Sunday.

Tubbed her? I very much doubt it mate he's asking people for advice about a woman or football it's no contest there won't be a tubbing or a fifth date go to the football mate and find another girlfriend...and your supposed to tubb them on the first date

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:Can't be done, she has a little 'un

Undercarriage is f#cked then. Ditch that one and get one with fewer air miles and watch the footy lad

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm

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Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:A Sunday Carvery isn't the type of thing I would like to do with a girl I have just met.

Best thing to do is get a double date going with her mate and fella to the pub first to watch football, she will have people to talk to and you will get to see most of the game.
Then go to somewhere like Nines in Padiham. A new pizza bistro place that looks very nice in the centre.

Carvery's are full of not so well behaved families on Sunday afternoons.

Not at double date stage yet ha.

She's after a sunday dinner, doesn't have to be a carvery

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:44 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:Undercarriage is f#cked then. Ditch that one and get one with fewer air miles and watch the footy lad

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:45 pm

Rileybobs wrote:I think you’ve come to the wrong forum for advice. Have you tried http://www.strapapairon.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I forgot the football was Sunday in fairness.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:47 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:Not at double date stage yet ha.

She's after a sunday dinner, doesn't have to be a carvery

She will either be bored to tears while you watch football or you will get oined to death about girly stuff while Vokesy bags the winner.

You have been warned.

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:53 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:She will either be bored to tears while you watch football or you will get oined to death about girly stuff while Vokesy bags the winner.

You have been warned.

She's pretty laid back about things like that it seems.

If we are 5 down at half time i will turn my attention to the roast pots.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:01 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:She's pretty laid back about things like that it seems.

If we are 5 down at half time i will turn my attention to the roast pots.

Never heard them called that before.

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:03 pm

Goobs wrote:Never heard them called that before.

He may have misheard her when she said fancy a roast on Sunday

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:05 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:He may have misheard her when she said fancy a roast on Sunday

Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though?

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:09 pm

Goobs wrote:Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though?

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:20 pm

Goobs wrote:Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though?

poor lads been looking for a place that serves beef curtain as well

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:30 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.

Will she let you know how many extra minutes have been added on when you go down (on her)?

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:32 pm

Foulthrow wrote:Will she let you know how many extra minutes have been added on when you go down (on her)?

she holds a board up and everything...

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:43 pm

Take her to a pub with the footy on and tell her cos you're a gentleman you'll treat her to a bag of crisps or pork scratchings, her choice.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:44 pm

My advice....bin her.

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:08 pm

jrgbfc wrote:Take her to a pub with the footy on and tell her cos you're a gentleman you'll treat her to a bag of crisps or pork scratchings, her choice.

And this is what I am trying to find, a pub where we can do both

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:33 pm

The Enclosure wrote:My advice....bin her.

ASAP

SandyLaneClaret · Post by **SandyLaneClaret** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:03 pm

Burnley comes first. Let her dictate if or when you watch this early then you are doomed if you marry her. FFS 4th date you should be at Molineux with the lads.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:13 pm

Eyres_11 wrote:So....I have had 3 dates with a girl and now she fancies something to eat on Sunday (Carvary pref) now, this is obviously an issue with our game being on, does anyone know anywhere where I could do both? She's aware that I want to watch the game!

Mind you, she might not be interested after seeing me knee slide accross the bar when Ash puts one in the top bin in the 91st.

Ask her to invite her sister so she has someone to talk to while the match is on , have your carvary , then back home , foolproof

cloughyclaret · Post by **cloughyclaret** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:40 pm

Help the lad! Hes clearly loved up posting for help with women from you romantic lot

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:46 pm

If he's looking for romantic advice he ain't gonna find it here lol

Walt · Post by **Walt** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:53 pm

Great thread this. Beats reading the endless negative crap on here most days.

Eyres_11 · Post by **Eyres_11** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:01 pm

Thought it would get a few decent replies

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:06 pm

Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:09 am

Goobs wrote:Never heard them called that before.

They were always referred to as `beef flaps` in my neck of the wood.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:10 am

joey13 wrote:Ask her to invite her sister so she has someone to talk to while the match is on , have your carvary , then back home , foolproof

Are you suggesting a threesome!!?? ON A SUNDAY!!!!!???? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!!!!!!!!

Bullabill · Post by **Bullabill** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:29 am

Eyres_11 wrote:
Can't be done, she has a little 'un

Try Vaseline, then if haven't got a big 'un you're a good match.

Chuckypad · Post by **Chuckypad** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:30 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.

Ha!

That thread was ace!

Was it on here or Claretsmad? Would love to read that again

Claretforshaw · Post by **Claretforshaw** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:39 am

Ignore all of the above comments keep her sweet, The Star near the Reel Cinema has Sky TV and a carvery, cheap and cheerful....job done!

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:47 am

Is “Sunday carvery” now a euphemism? If not, you need to be setting a precedent right now.

You must NEVER compromise on your football time. NEVER, EVER. Whichever day footy is on isn’t to be messed with for ANY reason. Nip round after the footy to “drop off the gravy” by all means, but footy is footy. Get your **** together.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:50 am

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.

It’s also out if you like food...

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani · Post by **Ooogeorgeorgeoghani** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:33 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:It’s also out if you like food...

I had heard good things about sycamore, but I may give it a swerve now , many moons ago we used to do the rose and bowl for a carvery that was always really good , do they have sky sports for the soft lad , his girlfriend and little un !

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:39 pm

Sandwich or pie before the football. Watch the football and then celebrate with the carvery. You have a clear afternoon to do your stuff. Food should not get in the way of the footie.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:45 pm

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani wrote:I had heard good things about sycamore, but I may give it a swerve now , many moons ago we used to do the rose and bowl for a carvery that was always really good , do they have sky sports for the soft lad , his girlfriend and little un !

When it first opened I personally thought it was superb for value but good food. Trouble is, over time, the quality has dropped and you get better quality in a Toby or Crown carvery. The puddings would be the saving grace if they weren’t far too big.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:02 pm

Chuckypad wrote:Ha!

That thread was ace!

Was it on here or Claretsmad? Would love to read that again

Claretsmad I think.