How old are you

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:32 pm

If you dont mind posting your age

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:35 pm

1,022,400,013 seconds

Goodclaret · Post by **Goodclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:46 pm

Falcon wrote:1,022,400,013 seconds

I am very disappointed in myself for taking the time to work out your age - I really shouldn't have that much time on my hands

Down_Rover · Post by **Down_Rover** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:50 pm

Falcon wrote:1,022,400,013 seconds

Does that include the 400,013 seconds it took to work out?

Your life is passing you by mate

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:54 pm

Down_Rover wrote:Does that include the 400,013 seconds it took to work out?

Your life is passing you by mate

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yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:40 pm

1,965,168,000.54871 seconds

thelaughingclaret · Post by **thelaughingclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:59 pm

720,649,971 seconds

Dazzler · Post by **Dazzler** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:11 pm

Mid-life crisis years of age.

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:23 pm

Old enough to know better than to post personal details on an open forum.

paulus the woodgnome · Post by **paulus the woodgnome** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:24 pm

20,684 days

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:25 pm

1,619,395,200 seconds

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:27 pm

I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:28 pm

Hope everybody has taken into account the leap years.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:30 pm

It's my birthday on Thursday.

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:31 pm

Not telling

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:46 pm

So the average age as predicted is

6

Healeywoodclaret · Post by **Healeywoodclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:50 pm

I'll tell you when I'm 21!

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:55 pm

The same age as my tongue, and a bit older than my teeth

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:56 pm

Old enough.......or too old, can't decide which.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:59 pm

Mental age or Physical?

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:01 pm

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:04 pm

my age is older than me

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:10 pm

I was born in the week that Mt Everest was conquered and our Queen was crowned.

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:17 pm

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:I was born in the week that Mt Everest was conquered and our Queen was crowned.

I was born in the same week but eleven years earlier.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:17 pm

Old enough to know that there should be a question mark in the title.

I too have a link with the Queen.

expoultryboy · Post by **expoultryboy** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:21 pm

Older than God's dog . My kids are now taking the pxxx out of my alzheimers , they won't be laughing on Christmas day when there's no chocolate eggs under the bonfire .

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:24 pm

expoultryboy wrote:Older than God's dog . My kids are now taking the pxxx out of my alzheimers , they won't be laughing on Christmas day when there's no chocolate eggs under the bonfire .

Brilliant

Laughed out loud when I read that. A bit of relief from caring for both
my parents who suffer from that terrible, terrible disease.

Cheers.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:30 pm

I'm old enough to remember an Italian war hero !

CrispyClaret · Post by **CrispyClaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:37 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Brilliant

Laughed out loud when I read that. A bit of relief from caring for both
my parents who suffer from that terrible, terrible disease.

Cheers.

Have to admit I laughed out loud, Mum is on planet zod with her Alzheimer’s but it’s not off limits for humour.

CrispyClaret · Post by **CrispyClaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:38 pm

Oh and 56 for 9 more days

keith1879 · Post by **keith1879** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:38 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

Good answer ......

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:02 pm

57 and getting grumpier

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:11 pm

Almost 61.

But still a big kid just before kick-off.
And depending on the result, for a good while after the match has ended.

ranjexel · Post by **ranjexel** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:41 pm

Reached the right age
The answer to the great question of Life, The Universe and Everything-42

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:45 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:Almost 61.

But still a big kid just before kick-off.
And depending on the result, for a good while after the match has ended.

Like two peas in the proverbial. My answer would read exactly the same.

COYC73 · Post by **COYC73** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:14 pm

And suddenly everything about this board makes sense.....! I’ve always wondered why this board was argumentative and damn right nasty to each other.....#GrumpyOldMen sat at home with nothing better to do

For the record I’m 44 but don’t tend to come on here often as I was sick of reading more arguments than football related topics....

otto1959 · Post by **otto1959** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:27 pm

Went to the Turf for the first time in 1968 aged 9.

otto1959 · Post by **otto1959** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:29 pm

Went to the Turf for the first time in 1968 aged 9.

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:45 pm

Apparently, no matter how many years we have been around our cells are never any older than 10.

So I am 10

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:48 pm

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:13 am

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.

Life of Riley · Post by **Life of Riley** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:57 am

Older than I once was younger than I’ll be

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:07 am

Why is everyone so bashful about giving out their real age?

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:09 am

spadesclaret wrote:Why is everyone so bashful about giving out their real age?

Fear of Ageism, I expect, Your Maj.

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:12 am

shaun ryder's contextual excuse for going with the lads mother, plus 6

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:14 am

The youngsters on this board - the forties and younger - have already decided the board is made up of old fuddy-duddies so ageism has already reared its ugly head.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:18 am

Currently I'm Conor Mitchell, but in two days time I'll be Matej Vydra + Ashley Barnes

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:34 am

spadesclaret wrote:The youngsters on this board - the forties and younger - have already decided the board is made up of old fuddy-duddies so ageism has already reared its ugly head.

Who are you calling an ugly head

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:02 pm

Old enough to have a little brown identity card. (I still have it and, for a joke, tried to use it recently to verify my ID - caused some perplexity until I revealed my passport)

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:05 pm

Im 3.

Cant stay, I need to draw on the wall and take a **** in the cat tray