Dyche to United?

nyclaret · Post by **nyclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:21 pm

Imagine!
https://news.paddypower.com/football/20 ... F_ID=16562

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:22 pm

Hope so.

Get someone with different ideas in.

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:27 pm

They're tired of pragmatic and attritional football eh ?

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:29 pm

1 Billion quid they can borrow him for a season to get them out of the s***.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:32 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Hope so.

Get someone with different ideas in.

Closet united fan?

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:34 pm

Top Claret · Post by **Top Claret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:46 pm

No effing chance

Royboyclaret · Post by **Royboyclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:56 pm

A number of hefty bets in the last 12 hours with Betfair and PaddyPower. Both firms are now 10/1, but 33/1 is still available with BetVictor as we speak. Unlikely that price will last long.

Tomorrow could be interesting, not least if Man United lose at West Ham at lunchtime.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:58 pm

Some how I suspect City fans have influenced this market.

Cubanclaret · Post by **Cubanclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:59 pm

Fergie rates him highly but the fans would see it as a David Moyes mark 2.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:07 pm

In chance a not hells cat.

Cocker Claret · Post by **Cocker Claret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:10 pm

bfcjg wrote:Some how I suspect City fans have influenced this market.

Why do you say that? Have the City supporters got money to burn?I don't think so.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:17 pm

Cocker Claret wrote:Why do you say that? Have the City supporters got money to burn?I don't think so.

A tenner on an online market will shift odds,

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:18 pm

Royboyclaret wrote:A number of hefty bets in the last 12 hours with Betfair and PaddyPower. Both firms are now 10/1, but 33/1 is still available with BetVictor as we speak. Unlikely that price will last long.

Tomorrow could be interesting, not least if Man United lose at West Ham at lunchtime.

As Les Dennis would say.

If that's right I will give you the money myself.

Why would a big club want a manager who refuses to try and win things?

exilecanada · Post by **exilecanada** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:27 pm

It’ll never happen, but if it did, Dyche would sort out the Prima Donna’s in a heartbeat. He’s in the Alex Ferguson mould. ”I’m the boss, you’re not”.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:42 pm

From reading that piece from Paddy Power I think that if he doesn’t confirm his commitment to Burnley by 7:30 Saturday morning he should be sacked.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:44 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:As Les Dennis would say.

If that's right I will give you the money myself.

Why would a big club want a manager who refuses to try and win things?

Les Dennis never said that. He said "if it's up there I'll give you the month myself"

mybloodisclaret · Post by **mybloodisclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:52 pm

Which month?

Braindead · Post by **Braindead** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:52 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Les Dennis never said that. He said "if it's up there I'll give you the month myself"

He really didn't

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:53 pm

Nowhere near good enough

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:54 pm

Braindead wrote:He really didn't

Hahaha. See this is why I love trying to be pedantic.

I'm not changing it. I am proud of my mistakes. I own them.

mybloodisclaret · Post by **mybloodisclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:56 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Hahaha. See this is why I love trying to be pedantic.

I'm not changing it. I am proud of my mistakes. I own them.

Do you own a Dyche out banner also?

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:06 pm

mybloodisclaret wrote:Do you own a Dyche out banner also?

Yes

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:09 pm

On Wednesday it was "has Dyche burnt out" on Friday he's off to United. Jose for Burnley perhaps

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:17 pm

Royboyclaret wrote:A number of hefty bets in the last 12 hours with Betfair and PaddyPower. Both firms are now 10/1, but 33/1 is still available with BetVictor as we speak. Unlikely that price will last long.

Tomorrow could be interesting, not least if Man United lose at West Ham at lunchtime.

If I put £10 on the odds would drop!

mybloodisclaret · Post by **mybloodisclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:28 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Yes

Fair enough.

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:54 pm

I could see that going down a storm in Salford

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:55 pm

Hartlepool United maybe, his football is atrocious, he can't sign foreign based players, his cup record is the worst I have ever seen and he's won about 3 football matches in 90 minutes in the past 9 months.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:59 pm

Not to mention he's never proven he can manage or sign world class players, United lost to Derby in the cup, they can count themselves fortunate because with Dyche in charge they'd have lost to a team at least a league lower than Derby.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:01 am

I can see the Man United fans thrilled with Alexis Sanchez at left back, Rashford at right back, I'm not sure Martial would be happy with the odd 90 second appearance.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:13 am

KRBFC wrote:Not to mention he's never proven he can manage or sign world class players, United lost to Derby in the cup, they can count themselves fortunate because with Dyche in charge they'd have lost to a team at least a league lower than Derby.

Why? Could the draw have altered?

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:18 am

ClaretAndJew wrote:Hope so.

Get someone with different ideas in.

Unbelievable! Best manager we ever had. And exactly who would you replace him with?

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:20 am

LoveCurryPies wrote:Unbelievable! Best manager we ever had. And exactly who would you replace him with?

Dennis Wise

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:24 am

Dyched wrote:Dennis Wise

I’m glad you’re not running the club.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:31 am

LoveCurryPies wrote:I’m glad you’re not running the club.

You’ve no idea if I am or not

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:58 am

Dyched wrote:You’ve no idea if I am or not

Wo Didi · Post by **Wo Didi** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:08 am

KRBFC wrote:Not to mention he's never proven he can manage or sign world class players, United lost to Derby in the cup, they can count themselves fortunate because with Dyche in charge they'd have lost to a team at least a league lower than Derby.

To be fair I don't think any manager could sign world class players for us, purely because we're Burnley and not Real Madrid or Manchester City.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:49 am

LoveCurryPies wrote:Unbelievable! Best manager we ever had. And exactly who would you replace him with?

Anyone half decent capable of coaching a side into producing better football than the utter tosh we see on a weekly basis. We're so bad we can't carve open lower league sides, when a team allows us to have possession we're absolutely clueless and toothless with it regardless of the quality of the opposition. Dyche's rigid 10 man defensive crap is old and boring, now the results have dried up, more and more Burnley fans are seeing the stuff I've been preaching for years.

bumba · Post by **bumba** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:58 am

Why would United sack Mourinho to employ a manager with an abysmal record for the past 10 months who plays even less attacking than Mourinho?

Danieljwaterhouse · Post by **Danieljwaterhouse** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:39 am

KRBFC wrote:Not to mention he's never proven he can manage or sign world class players, United lost to Derby in the cup, they can count themselves fortunate because with Dyche in charge they'd have lost to a team at least a league lower than Derby.

You can only lose to the team you’re drawn against regardless of the manager at the time.

You’re not very bright.

ClaretLoup · Post by **ClaretLoup** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:49 am

KRBFC wrote:now the results have dried up, more and more Burnley fans are seeing the stuff I've been preaching for years.

If only the club had listened to your voice in the wilderness all those years ago we could have been really successful.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:12 am

Good to see Krbfc has spent his ban getting even more worked up about Dyche.
Must have killed him not being able to post after that Wolves game.

Indecisive · Post by **Indecisive** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 7:36 am

KRBFC wrote:more and more Burnley fans are seeing the stuff I've been preaching for years.

A couple of weirdos on a message board you mean?

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:22 am

I don't think SD has the correct skill set or knowledge to manage a team with any sort of real ambition. He wouldn't last too long IMO.

which is fine by me.

Without starting a seperate debate, he's just like an Allerdyce/Pulis/Pardew character. Does a steady job punching above a clubs weight.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:28 am

MACCA wrote:Without starting a seperate debate, he's just like an Allerdyce/Pulis/Pardew character. Does a steady job punching above a clubs weight.

...a bit like a young Alex Ferguson if I recall.

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:30 am

Would be an even bigger disaster than Moyes. Not a cat in hells chance of it happening anyway.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:34 am

In the days before the massive money arrived with Sky TV Ferguson was given an opportunity to build a legacy that set Utd on a firm footing for the future. In today’s age no manager would be afforded that time to build, except SD and only at Burnley.

If Utd wanted to go back to building a new legacy, SD is one option for the right man for that, but they’d have to be willing to fail first before the success - and that’s the reason it won’t happen, nothing to do with SD as a manager.

taio · Post by **taio** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:37 am

Rick_Muller wrote:...a bit like a young Alex Ferguson if I recall.

Not really

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:48 am

Rick_Muller wrote:...a bit like a young Alex Ferguson if I recall.

but without all the league titles, cups and European success

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:59 am

When Ferguson was Dyche's age he had won this :

St Mirren

Scottish First Division: 1976–77

Aberdeen

Scottish Premier Division: 1979–80, 1983–84, 1984–85
Scottish Cup: 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1985–86
Scottish League Cup: 1985–86
Drybrough Cup: 1980
European Cup Winners' Cup: 1982–83
European Super Cup: 1983

By the time he was just 50 (3 years off Dyche's age) he had won :

Manchester United

FA Cup 1990
Charity Shield 1990
European Cup Winners Cup 1991
European Super Cup 1991

So nothing like a young Alex Ferguson at all