Bournemouth v Palace

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:06 pm

1-0 Eddies lads.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:11 pm

ElectroClaret wrote:1-0 Eddies lads.

If Zaha is off his game Palace could struggle.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:16 pm

As usual when we have some self interest in a result I'm looking for a draw with a few serious injuries, yellow and red cards for both clubs.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:18 pm

And 2 Palace players wearing gloves !! 1st Oct.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:19 pm

Great goal by Brooks.

Already a better game than ours yesterday.

I wish he played as good as this while at Burnley.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:22 pm

Playing some great stuff Bournemouth.

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:27 pm

Is this the Bournemouth we beat 4-0 a few days ago? I'm watching Dad's Army on Gold at the moment, but might switch over later.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:28 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Great goal by Brooks.

Already a better game than ours yesterday.

I wish he played as good as this while at Burnley.

While at Burnley?

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:32 pm

He's talking about Eddie Howe

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:33 pm

mkmel wrote:He's talking about Eddie Howe

Eddie didn’t play for us

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:34 pm

Bournemouth are a bag of crap a media darling team.Palace are worse.I am switching over to Midsummer Murders its more exciting

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:39 pm

Joey
A team managed by Eddie Howe

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:45 pm

Is it my eyes or is the tv picture shocking. I’m not on HD.

duncandisorderly · Post by **duncandisorderly** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:49 pm

piston broke wrote:Is it my eyes or is the tv picture shocking. I’m not on HD.

Both, then, probably.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:52 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:Both, then, probably.

I have sniper eyes but am flipping between the baseball, in HD, and sky, not.
The picture from Bournemouth is dreadful. It might be the lighting at Bournemouth as it was fine for us yesterday.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:12 pm

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:12 pm

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:25 pm

These two teams keep passing the ball from one man to another, of the same team too, and I don't understand why.

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:44 pm

2-1 pen

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:46 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:These two teams keep passing the ball from one man to another, of the same team too, and I don't understand why.

Is the ball actually allowed to touch the grass?

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:46 pm

What a stupid penalty to give away..

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:51 pm

Dyched wrote:Is the ball actually allowed to touch the grass?

Only after three of your side have either headed it (anywhere) or hoofed it into the glare of
either the sun or the floodlights.

Sarcasm, young sir, is the lowest form of wit - apparently.

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:58 pm

Sakho was real "curates egg" there. He made a fair few nice strong decisive tackles but also gave the ball away too often and dived into a couple of tackles in no-mans-land a few times leaving his team in danger; then he gave away a stupid pen by waving his arm/elbow in somebody's face in the box.
Cool pen by Stan though.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:58 pm

conyoviejo wrote:What a stupid penalty to give away..

They should know by now Mike Deans red hot on those.

Jakubclaret · Post by **Jakubclaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:00 pm

conyoviejo wrote:What a stupid penalty to give away..

Agree, brain fart of the highest calibre, looking good for a pt upto that point apart from a couple of Hennessy standard stops.

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:10 pm

Good result for Bournemouth clearly a much better team at home,at least we stay in 12th,and Palace lost when Zaha started blimey.

I had too double check the attendance 10,199 is that a record low Premier League gate.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:18 pm

Dean actually warned him before the ball came in and he does that.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:26 pm

tiger76 wrote:Good result for Bournemouth clearly a much better team at home,at least we stay in 12th,and Palace lost when Zaha started blimey.

I had too double check the attendance 10,199 is that a record low Premier League gate.

Great little ground with a good atmosphere ..I'm sure they'd get more than us if the ground was bigger.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:32 pm

tim_noone wrote:Great little ground with a good atmosphere ..I'm sure they'd get more than us if the ground was bigger.

They are currently in discussions with the council for a new stadium within Kings Park.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:32 pm

tim_noone wrote:Great little ground with a good atmosphere ..I'm sure they'd get more than us if the ground was bigger.

I'm sure they wouldn't!!!
In fairness they might get a few more than 10,000 if the ground was a bit bigger AND if it was actually in Bournemouth rather than in some twilight zone in the middle of what appears to be open tundra!

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:36 pm

tim_noone wrote:Great little ground with a good atmosphere ..I'm sure they'd get more than us if the ground was bigger.

Possibly this is why they have plans to build a new stadium,what it shows is that gate receipts matter little compared to TV monies and wealthy owners.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:17 pm

tiger76 wrote:Good result for Bournemouth clearly a much better team at home,at least we stay in 12th,and Palace lost when Zaha started blimey.

I had too double check the attendance 10,199 is that a record low Premier League gate.

Nowhere near. Everton at Wimbledon I THINK is the record. About 3 thousand.

And people scoffed that they ****** off to MK!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:17 pm

tiger76 wrote:Possibly this is why they have plans to build a new stadium,what it shows is that gate receipts matter little compared to TV monies and wealthy owners.

And thats why they would get bigger gates..wealthy owners buying quality players would create a lot of interest in the club.they would easily get 30.000 on.good catchment area also......

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:30 pm

piston broke wrote:I have sniper eyes but am flipping between the baseball, in HD, and sky, not.
The picture from Bournemouth is dreadful. It might be the lighting at Bournemouth as it was fine for us yesterday.

No, they make the non-hd images worse to encourage you to upgrade to HD.

superdimitri · Post by **superdimitri** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:22 am

And the HD channels worse quality to make UHD look better.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:01 am

Dark Cloud wrote:I'm sure they wouldn't!!!
In fairness they might get a few more than 10,000 if the ground was a bit bigger AND if it was actually in Bournemouth rather than in some twilight zone in the middle of what appears to be open tundra!

Once again Dark Cloud speak with fork tongue. The ground is fairly central. Only a few hundred yards from the beach. The first actual bit of green expanse.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:44 am

dermotdermot wrote:Once again Dark Cloud speak with fork tongue. The ground is fairly central. Only a few hundred yards from the beach. The first actual bit of green expanse.

I'm sure that's not so Dermot. I have been 3 times now, the latest being the season before last when we were beaten 2-1. Granted I'd had a few bevvies after flying via Southampton and catching the train, but we got taxis from Bournemouth up to the ground and it was bloomin' miles. And we had to catch buses back to Bournemouth after which again took ages. The ground is definitely not in the town and is more into Boscomb than Bournemouth I think and there's a huge park surrounding it. (Unless of course the taxi driver recognised an opportunity to rip off some very squiffy northern idiots and actually drove around the block for 35 minutes before chucking us out 25 yards from where we got in and charged us 30 quid for it!

Always a possibility)

ashtonlongsider · Post by **ashtonlongsider** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:55 am

Excellent match. Bournemouth do play football that's a credit to the PL. Well done Eddie.

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:58 am

Strange that for all the beautiful football Eddie gets his team playing, they had less possession than we had at Cardiff and we just boot it anywhere soon as we get it.

Just shows how silly using stats is.

SussexDon1inIreland · Post by **SussexDon1inIreland** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:15 am

Dont forget Bournemouth has been bankrolled by a Russian petrochemicals tycoon shrouded in secrecy.

Am glad we are owned by Lancashire business men.

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brunlea99 · Post by **brunlea99** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:45 am

Dark Cloud wrote:I'm sure that's not so Dermot. I have been 3 times now, the latest being the season before last when we were beaten 2-1. Granted I'd had a few bevvies after flying via Southampton and catching the train, but we got taxis from Bournemouth up to the ground and it was bloomin' miles. And we had to catch buses back to Bournemouth after which again took ages. The ground is definitely not in the town and is more into Boscomb than Bournemouth I think and there's a huge park surrounding it. (Unless of course the taxi driver recognised an opportunity to rip off some very squiffy northern idiots and actually drove around the block for 35 minutes before chucking us out 25 yards from where we got in and charged us 30 quid for it! Always a possibility)

The Vitality Stadium is situated in Kings Park, located in Boscombe. The distance from the Bournemouth Railway Station to the Stadium is approximately 1.5 miles, practically all of it along one road (Holdenhurst Road) and is at most, a 30 minute walk. I think you were done !!!

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:06 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Strange that for all the beautiful football Eddie gets his team playing, they had less possession than we had at Cardiff and we just boot it anywhere soon as we get it.

Just shows how silly using stats is.

Bournemouth aren't massively possession based. They've real pace and direct threat in their side these days. I think their a really good side. They dont just pass it for the sake of the stats anymore.

I was thinking watching it. Apart from the top 6 teams. If you could put 2 sides together from the PL to try and win it, a joint Bournemouth/Burnley team would be bloody strong.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:10 pm

They look pleasing on the eye. Kind of the opposite to us really. The idea that they would suddenly get an extra 20,000 fans is fanciful.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:44 pm

Woodleyclaret wrote:Bournemouth are a bag of crap a media darling team.Palace are worse.I am switching over to Midsummer Murders its more exciting

Maybe they could combine the two. Anyone diving or simulating or exaggerating injury/contact could suffer a savage end by insertion of some electrodes, or the triggering of a land mine. I'm sure the screen writers could come up with all sorts of intriguing plot-lines that would keep Zaha (who doesn't dive, of course) on his feet.

Barnaby would probably need to be a bit fitter to keep up with play, but other than that, he'd probably make the right decision after an hour or so. If not, they could edit it before the replay got put out on Dave

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:13 am

No new ground in the near term at least:

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dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:34 am

Dark Cloud wrote:I'm sure that's not so Dermot. I have been 3 times now, the latest being the season before last when we were beaten 2-1. Granted I'd had a few bevvies after flying via Southampton and catching the train, but we got taxis from Bournemouth up to the ground and it was bloomin' miles. And we had to catch buses back to Bournemouth after which again took ages. The ground is definitely not in the town and is more into Boscomb than Bournemouth I think and there's a huge park surrounding it. (Unless of course the taxi driver recognised an opportunity to rip off some very squiffy northern idiots and actually drove around the block for 35 minutes before chucking us out 25 yards from where we got in and charged us 30 quid for it! Always a possibility)

In 35 minutes you could have driven up to the New Forest and back. He obviously took the ‘scenic’ route.

watsonsclarets · Post by **watsonsclarets** » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:27 pm

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Strange that for all the beautiful football Eddie gets his team playing, they had less possession than we had at Cardiff and we just boot it anywhere soon as we get it.

Just shows how silly using stats is.

As somebody has said you're hardly going to boss possession if you only play with 2 in midfield !!!. It has never been about possession it about what you do with it!!!