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Ouch.

Post by bfcjg » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:27 pm

No news about dog though.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by IndigoLake » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:18 pm

Canine believe it? I'm not sure. It's just barking mad to think that could happen.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by Rick_Muller » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:33 pm

I wonder if the bloke was using peanut butter for self pleasure and it went wrong...
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Re: Ouch.

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:36 pm

Has to be a Cocker Spaniel...
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Re: Ouch.

Post by BigChaCha » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:48 pm

I honestly think I'd rather die. I don't drink, don't smoke or do anything exciting. My todger is my only pleasure in life!
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Re: Ouch.

Post by ALP » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:53 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I wonder if the bloke was using peanut butter for self pleasure and it went wrong...

Aye aye Richard, you telling us something here on the attributes of peanut butter…..!! :lol: :lol:

I wonder if the dog thought it was having Italian meat balls for tea :o
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Re: Ouch.

Post by tim_noone » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:54 pm

BigChaCha wrote:I honestly think I'd rather die. I don't drink, don't smoke or do anything exciting. My todger is my only pleasure in life!
What's occurred? I can't get the link ...and don't give me half a story :D
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Re: Ouch.

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:10 pm

Ouch indeed
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Re: Ouch.

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:11 pm

BigChaCha wrote:I honestly think I'd rather die. I don't drink, don't smoke or do anything exciting. My todger is my only pleasure in life!
Post of the Month so far ! :lol:
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Re: Ouch.

Post by WadingInDeeper » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:19 pm

I'm assuming the dog thought it was a boner.
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Post by Dyched » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:26 pm

Bit harsh calling her a dog. She might be quite pleasant
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Re: Ouch.

Post by bfcjg » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:28 pm

No more English maSTIFFS for him.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by 1968claret » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:41 pm

I believe it was a sausage dog :)
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Re: Ouch.

Post by Wile E Coyote » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:06 pm

i think we could have done without the word "serious" before injuries.

most of us could regard losing losing both plums and your todger as pretty bad.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by tim_noone » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:31 pm

What's happened?
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Re: Ouch.

Post by bfcjg » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:15 pm

tim_noone wrote:What's happened?
Sit down Tim.


Bloke had his meat and two veg bitten off and eaten by a dog.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by BennyD » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:00 pm

At least he sits down to p!ss for a good reason.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by tim_noone » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:05 pm

bfcjg wrote:Sit down Tim.


Bloke had his meat and two veg bitten off and eaten by a dog.
I'm actually sat down In a state of undress cross legged :? Thank The Lord I don't have a dog! That's terrible is he local?
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Re: Ouch.

Post by duncandisorderly » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:09 pm

tim_noone wrote: That's terrible is he local?
Depends where you are.
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Re: Ouch.

Post by tim_noone » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:12 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:Depends where you are.
:lol: :lol: Fair point... Erm was he into women?
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Re: Ouch.

Post by ontario claret » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:29 pm

Just when you think the level of humour on this site couldn't get any lower.............
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