Strictly Come Dancing

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:57 pm

Who watches it ? Who's your favourite judge or dancer ?
I quite like that Craig Reville Hall or whatever hes called, hes a bit like myself, a miserable git, too many smiley, smiley faces on the show.
Have I had too much red wine again.....

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:22 pm

Yes...and only women watch it I take it your a woman ? Transvestite or TG.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:23 pm

Deffo lay off the wine ffs...

Craig Revel Horwood Dahhhhhling

But I abso-Lute-ly lurrrve Oti Mabuse phwoooaarrrr

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 pm

Seann walsh. Fair play

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:37 pm

Some wannabees painted orange - bring back Come Dancing

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:40 pm

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Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:44 pm

tim_noone wrote:Yes...and only women watch it I take it your a woman ? Transvestite or TG.

Whoa steady on Tim darling, I'm a 58 year old bricklayer and married who can't put one step in front of the other.
Anyway, I've switched over to Ireland v Denmark and finished my red wine so everything is ok again.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:51 pm

I don't watch it because its trash. I've never understood why they don't dance naked. Its the obvious next step.

The judges aren't judge's or indeed critiques, they are media instigators.

A programme solely designed for social media tittle tattle.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:58 pm

Graeme Swann naked...nah not for me, but the 2 presenters naked..well that could catch on.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:59 pm

Come dancing. That’s a bit premature.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:14 pm

tim_noone wrote:Yes...and only women watch it I take it your a woman ? Transvestite or TG.

Not very PC Tim lad lol.....

Betcha there are at least 35% to 40% of the viewers are Blokes they just won't admit it.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:32 pm

Aclaret would fit in well on mumsnet

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:36 pm

Aclaret wrote:Graeme Swann naked...nah not for me, but the 2 presenters naked..well that could catch on.

Don't give Keith Lemon ideas

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:40 pm

Now now Millertime v1.7 dont be getting all personal.
Has Rumps took your old flame Morag out again ? All too much for you ? Let it go pal.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:48 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Seann walsh. Fair play

Seann Walsh: “I’m not the person I’m being portrayed as.”

I have to agree. Describing him as a comedian is absolutely disgraceful.

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:11 pm

Awful comedian

If hes banged that lass tho. Fair play

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:28 pm

That Chinese lass, the husband is a doormat. Have you seen him? He's a ginger minger. He'll put up with her infidelity because he knows that she's the best he can get. Such a drippy guy. Looks like The Sherminator!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:38 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:That Chinese lass, the husband is a doormat. Have you seen him? He's a ginger minger. He'll put up with her infidelity because he knows that she's the best he can get. Such a drippy guy. Looks like The Sherminator!

She is Russian you tit

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:09 pm

Should have went to Spectators mate, shes clearly Chinese.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:12 pm

Mongolian ?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:18 pm

Japanese ?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:24 pm

Deffo Russian ..... probably an ex KGB honeytrap working under cover as a Dancer.....

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:12 am

The knobbing (surely not just a kiss) has been a Marketing Man's dream. Now all the Jeremy Kyle/Love Island types will be tuning in.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:14 am

basil6345789 wrote:The knobbing (surely not just a kiss) has been a Marketing Man's dream. Now all the Jeremy Kyle/Love Island types will be tuning in.

In the hope that he'll bend her over and actually scuttle her while doing the cha cha cha?

TVC15 · Post by **TVC15** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:54 am

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Should have went to Spectators mate, shes clearly Chinese.

Would you like to have a wager on that ?
I’ll give you a grand if she is Chinese
You don’t post on this board anymore if she is Russian

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:16 pm

Your right mate, just read her wiki and she's mongolian

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:00 pm

SalisburyClaret wrote:Some wannabees painted orange - bring back Come Dancing

I don't think anyone actually watched that did they?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:04 pm

IanMcL wrote:I don't think anyone actually watched that did they?

I was going to, but I had some white rice that needed counting.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 2:20 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Your right mate, just read her wiki and she's mongolian

Katya Jones
Wiki page
Born; Ekaterina Andreevna Sokolova
12 May 1989 (age 29)
Leningrad, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union
Nationality
Russian
Occupation
Dancer, choreographer

RUSSIAN lol

Her mother was Korean and father a Wealthy Russian businessman...

THEWELLERNUT70 · Post by **THEWELLERNUT70** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:53 pm

Aclaret wrote:Graeme Swann naked...nah not for me, but the 2 presenters naked..well that could catch on.

I watch it, great family viewing and the panel don't treat their viewers as idiots.

As for Swann dancing naked, strewth I wouldn't want to see his googlies, but the Mrs might

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:14 pm

Back Street Boys

They need a name change.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:21 pm

Gasoline Alley Grandads more appropriate now

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 8:42 pm

Bird with the red hair is perfect

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:13 am

Clearly scandal sells the love rats survive for another week,and the viewing figures peaked at nearly 12 million,you'd almost think this was a publicity stunt.

alwaysaclaret · Post by **alwaysaclaret** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:28 am

Can't work out why no one's mentioned the gorgeous Darcy bussell, just stunning.

gtclaret · Post by **gtclaret** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:36 pm

tiger76 wrote:Clearly scandal sells the love rats survive for another week,and the viewing figures peaked at nearly 12 million,you'd almost think this was a publicity stunt.

I'd wager my goolies that it was. The quality of dancing is average at best. There is no Ann Widdecombe comedy to talk about, this 'scandell' is perfect for the producers

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:47 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Bird with the red hair is perfect

keep your mitts off, she's mine

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:28 pm

karatekid wrote:keep your mitts off, she's mine

And shes aussie...

Stunning

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:24 pm

Most of the lasses on there are pretty awesome, tbf.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:26 pm

alwaysaclaret wrote:Can't work out why no one's mentioned the gorgeous Darcy bussell, just stunning.

Here's a clue mate, shes 50 and has used the same rhinoplasty surgeon as wacko jacko.

DustyBawls · Post by **DustyBawls** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:33 pm

Am i alone in hating strictly and the dancing on ice thingy?

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:34 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Here's a clue mate, shes 50 and has used the same rhinoplasty surgeon as wacko jacko.

And how do you know this ?

What did he do then, break her legs and stretch them an extra foot or two ?

If he did the nose job, fair play, it worked.

She might be fifty but she'd break your back................

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:36 pm

DustyBawls wrote:Am i alone in hating strictly and the dancing on ice thingy?

No.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:47 pm

Almost.

Healeywoodclaret · Post by **Healeywoodclaret** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:33 pm

Bosscat wrote:Not very PC Tim lad lol.....

Betcha there are at least 35% to 40% of the viewers are Blokes they just won't admit it.

My hubby loves it. The women are beautiful I expect most blokes would be glued to it!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:27 pm

Healeywoodclaret wrote:My hubby loves it. The women are beautiful I expect most blokes would be glued to it!

Must admit its a guilty pleasure of mine too...
Nowt to do with beautiful young ladies dancing in skimpy outfits though

honest

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:28 am

karatekid wrote:keep your mitts off, she's mine

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Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:52 pm

Can't beat a good old Paso Doble.

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:34 pm

Altogether too camp and Londonesque for me. Give me ferret racing and farting contests anytime.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:40 pm

Sounds good, what time is it on ?
Amazing how they can get a ferret to fart.