Looking for a garden shed

CaptainKirk · Post by **CaptainKirk** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:57 pm

Looking to buy a shed around 16' x 12' , heavy duty, anywhere within around 30 miles of Burnley.
Have got own labour and transport.
Any tips/guidance would be appreciated.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:32 pm

Is it for the City or Chelsea game?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:39 pm

What you need a shed for? Mate got one a while back and it ended his marriage. He was using it for drinking and shagging.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:42 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:What you need a shed for? Mate got one a while back and it ended his marriage. He was using it for drinking and shagging.

Now that's a great idea for buying one!

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:45 pm

Where did you last see it?

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:45 pm

There's been a few blown down the street with this latest storm. Take your pick.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:46 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:What you need a shed for? Mate got one a while back and it ended his marriage. He was using it for drinking and shagging.

Rumpus or Blutes ? Or was it a threesome with Morag.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:49 pm

It was Blutes. He was shagging a cleaner in there for months after binge drinking. His missus heard moans when she was out in the garden and walked in to find Blutes pumping the cleaner doggy style.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:53 pm

He had a cleaner for his shed ? I like it.

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:54 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:It was Blutes. He was shagging a cleaner in there for months after binge drinking. His missus heard moans when she was out in the garden and walked in to find Blutes pumping the cleaner doggy style.

Have you thought of a career in writing?

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:58 pm

Mu advice; buy a shed that's 16' × 12'. It's not that hard; even for a Burnley fan.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:08 pm

Moral of the story is don't get a shed, lads.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:14 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Moral of the story is don't get a shed, lads.

Aye....what type of bloke would turn down drinking and sha..ing the cleaner in the privacy of ones garden shed or next doors for that matter.

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:40 pm

Heritage Sheds Nelson, really good quality

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:45 pm

ALP wrote:Heritage Sheds Nelson, really good quality

How good?
Minimum requirement now 1 x stocked beer fridge and a cleaning contract included.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:51 pm

Sheds are great .

ALP · Post by **ALP** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:59 pm

Bfcboyo wrote:How good?
Minimum requirement now 1 x stocked beer fridge and a cleaning contract included.

All in, mine even has a 62'' tv

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:02 am

Don’t want to be a dick but surely your best bet would be to type your requirements into google, pay for the shed and get someone to deliver it. I’m not sure what a football measageboard has to offer in this department.

Jakubclaret · Post by **Jakubclaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:11 am

https://www.gardenbuildingsdirect.co.uk ... gKtkPD_BwE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Have a do, I’d weatherproof it, roof felt lined, good luck in your final choice.

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:13 am

Jakubclaret wrote:https://www.gardenbuildingsdirect.co.uk ... gKtkPD_BwE
Have a do, I’d weatherproof it, roof felt lined, good luck in your final choice.

Maybe a bit of sound proifing if the cleaners loud?

Jakubclaret · Post by **Jakubclaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:20 am

Bfcboyo wrote:Maybe a bit of sound proifing if the cleaners loud?

If hooking up lekky in there, subwoofers full box of tricks, neighbours close by, I’d look into it or a cheaper less sociable headphones. I’m pretty knowledgeable about sheds & porches ect,I’d make my own but flat packs ect, erect within a day touch up after.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:31 am

Mate there was no headphones going to block out the moans of the cleaner...or bluto's grunts for that matter...especially when he reached the vital moment

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:40 am

Perhaps after reading this Captainkirk will settle for a 4'x3'

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:12 am

Do not buy a cheap, assemble yourself online special!
i bought an 10 x 4 foot metal shed online and it took two people two ******* days to assemble.

sox8595 · Post by **sox8595** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:06 am

My best shed buy was a GRP affair, over 20 years old now and not a leak, looks like new after a quick power wash and will outlast me.

CharlieinNewMexico · Post by **CharlieinNewMexico** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:45 am

Taffy on the wing wrote:Do not buy a cheap, assemble yourself online special!
i bought an 10 x 4 foot metal shed online and it took two people two ******* days to assemble.

10 x 4 that's not a shed it's a corridor

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:11 am

I was worried my leaky shed might ruin our night of passion but luckily I managed to get felt up on the roof.!

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:58 am

Always worthwhile drilling a little peep hole in the shed so you can keep an eye on who's approaching.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:12 am

What goes on in the shed, stays in the shed!

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:26 am

So long as your name isn't Arthur

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:00 am

ALP wrote:All in, mine even has a 62'' tv

Is that 62" in heels?

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:03 am

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Always worthwhile drilling a little peep hole in the shed so you can keep an eye on who's approaching.

Was it fancy dress?

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:28 am

Did I dream this or did we once go to PNE away and you could win a shed at half-time if you could lob a ball through the roof of said shed?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:34 am

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Always worthwhile drilling a little peep hole in the shed so you can keep an eye on who's approaching.

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:36 am

Would think you would need an escape tunnel as well if there is a potential for coitus interruptus.

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:41 am

Foulthrow wrote:Did I dream this or did we once go to PNE away and you could win a shed at half-time if you could lob a ball through the roof of said shed?

Sounds about right. Think it was sponsored by wickes?

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:02 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:Have you thought of a career in writing?

They should remake Fantasy Island - he could be their lead scriptwriter.

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:03 pm

ALP wrote:Heritage Sheds Nelson, really good quality

I think he wants a new one.

TheOriginalLongsider · Post by **TheOriginalLongsider** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:17 pm

Bought mine online. They’re usually cheaper.

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:04 pm

You lot have FAR too much time on your hands!