Cats **** in front garden
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Cats **** in front garden
I know that there was a similar thread about dogs recently but I am having a chronic problem with cats at the moment. Large houses in my area are being bought by developers and turned into perhaps up to six to eight flats. They are being bought by young professional types who seem to have a liking for felines. These cats tend to wander over and use my front garden as a toilet. When seeing an individual cat relieving itself, I have occasionally troweled it up and dumped it back from whence it came. After this scenario occurred today, one of the inhabitants dropped a note through my door saying that I have been seen and am guilty of a criminal offence. She has said that cctv cameras are to be installed and legal action will follow if this happens again. I am furious. It is her **** and shall be returned to her property if it happens again. I’m just not so sure what the law is on this.I can’t seem to find any concrete rules. Does anyone have any idea? A petty matter, I know but, when up to eight different cats decide to visit you on a regular basis, it can be quite a large problem.
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Have you considered owning a catapult?
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Criminal Offence! Get the po-po round asap.
I had this with my back garden. Like you, I nicely place it back into the cat owner's property, but recently I was given some powder/tablets of some sort that you put down and it apparently wards them off. I've also tried sticking small bit of bamboo stick around the soil where it likes to go, to stop it sticking it's ass in there. I've not had much recently
I had this with my back garden. Like you, I nicely place it back into the cat owner's property, but recently I was given some powder/tablets of some sort that you put down and it apparently wards them off. I've also tried sticking small bit of bamboo stick around the soil where it likes to go, to stop it sticking it's ass in there. I've not had much recently
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A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard.
Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray.
Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ...
Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate water.... So its not cruelty...
Plus its fun watching them jump 3 feet in the air as the water hits them mid **** why watch Cat videos on Youtube when you can make your own fun ambushing them crouching in your flower beds....
Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray.
Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ...
Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate water.... So its not cruelty...
Plus its fun watching them jump 3 feet in the air as the water hits them mid **** why watch Cat videos on Youtube when you can make your own fun ambushing them crouching in your flower beds....
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Can you recommend one..oh bye the way I like the username
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Domesticated vermin.
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Bin Ont Turf wrote:Domesticated vermin.
Leave Owen Coyle out of this, the threads about cats.
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Have a word with your local allotment owners,they know how to get rid of cats..
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Here's what you need
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https://tinyurl.com/y8hy2zyc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Why?Damo wrote:Here's what you need
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A super soaker works far better unless you think impersonating Groucho Marx is a good cat repellant ...Damo wrote:Here's what you need
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Much better is
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We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......
They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
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Thats no way to talk about B&Q staffJimmymaccer wrote:We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......
They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
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And the cats??Jimmymaccer wrote:We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......
They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
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Get a big dog.
I hate cat owners that just let their cat out to **** everywhere and kill local wildlife. Just too lazy to walk a dog.
I hate cat owners that just let their cat out to **** everywhere and kill local wildlife. Just too lazy to walk a dog.
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No....big dog = big sh!t! Lead or no Lead.Quickenthetempo wrote:Get a big dog.
I hate cat owners that just let their cat out to **** everywhere and kill local wildlife. Just too lazy to walk a dog.
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A few tea bags soaked in Olbas Oil scattered around has worked for me. Well, that and
a few upturned tent pegs buried in the soil just below the surface.
Was absolutely sick and tired of sticking my hand in catsh!t whilst gardening and my losing
the abilty to feed the birds because of fear of putting them in mortal danger.
Resent having to fork out hard earned cash to keep other people's pets off my property.
I hate the little bast@rds with a passion.
a few upturned tent pegs buried in the soil just below the surface.
Was absolutely sick and tired of sticking my hand in catsh!t whilst gardening and my losing
the abilty to feed the birds because of fear of putting them in mortal danger.
Resent having to fork out hard earned cash to keep other people's pets off my property.
I hate the little bast@rds with a passion.
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We had a similar problem about 5 years ago. We bought the primrose detectors (at post 3) and within a couple of days the problem was solved. We still have them working 24/7, they are plugged into the mains via an outside socket. We have one at the front and one round the back. They've gone up in price a lot but it might be worth e- mailing them to enquire if they offer a trial - money back guarantee etc. Best thing we've bought. Hope you get the problem solved. Oh and if you have a dog just check that the decibels don't affect it, I can't remember if the Primrose just affect cats and not dogs.
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Are you vegan as well?Funkydrummer wrote: losing
the abilty to feed the birds because of fear of putting them in mortal danger.
Shock news, cats eat birds.
Personally I feel sorry for all those worms in your garden that you encourage to live there while those birds get to pick them off one by one...
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pee all over the top of your perimeter fence, carpet bomb your flower beds and grass with some ground used coffee, lob a few citrus peelings toward no mans land, go to war.
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Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****
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Right_winger wrote:Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****
I would resist from doing that, especially if someone spots you via cameras etc.
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Keep your soap on a rope mate...Right_winger wrote:Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****
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Sounds ace . Get it on YouTubeBosscat wrote:A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard.
Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray.
Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ...
Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate water.... So its not cruelty...
Plus its fun watching them jump 3 feet in the air as the water hits them mid **** why watch Cat videos on Youtube when you can make your own fun ambushing them crouching in your flower beds....
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Why has my post been deleted, there was no bad language in it.
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Cricket balls work.
Particularly if you pitch them about half a metre short to bounce up and hit them on the chin
No law against playing games with cats no matter how bad they are at opening the batting. Serves the owners right for not kitting them out with a helmet
Particularly if you pitch them about half a metre short to bounce up and hit them on the chin
No law against playing games with cats no matter how bad they are at opening the batting. Serves the owners right for not kitting them out with a helmet
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Extreme .... but would certainly discourage Cats (postmen, cold callers, Factual Frank and other dangerous things walking up your garden path)Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:
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I asked my cat what would scare her most. She says 'a life size model of Alan Pardew'.
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Use Lion Poo!!! https://www.primrose.co.uk/-p-791.html? ... gLrL_D_BwE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I knew an old woman who swallowed a cat..deanothedino wrote:Are you vegan as well?
Shock news, cats eat birds.
Personally I feel sorry for all those worms in your garden that you encourage to live there while those birds get to pick them off one by one...
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Her telephone number would be appreciated.tim_noone wrote:I knew an old woman who swallowed a cat..
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Having a conversation today regards cats/dogs etc. If you had a pet you didn't want or if you found a stray one in the sixties early seventies Burnley had a destructors yard for the unlucky ones....all caged and awaiting electrocution. Not that Long ago.what were people thinking back then?
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It's not that outlandish. There was some backwards person on here not too long ago, who disposed of his pets by giving them his sleeping tablets and drowning themtim_noone wrote:Having a conversation today regards cats/dogs etc. If you had a pet you didn't want or if you found a stray one in the sixties early seventies Burnley had a destructors yard for the unlucky ones....all caged and awaiting electrocution. Not that Long ago.what were people thinking back then?