best way of asking a woman out on a date

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:23 pm

Christ, if it is, it's no wonder her daughter's moved out.................

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:29 pm

Knock on her door and take the bull by the horns and ask her out for a coffee.
Dont be a woose.
Worst she can do is say no,but i bet she is chuffed and will say yes.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:30 pm

Knock on her door and take the bull by the horns and ask her out for a coffee.
Dont be a woose.
Worst she can do is say no,but i bet she is chuffed and will say yes.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:36 pm

The Enclosure wrote:Knock on her door and take the bull by the horns.

Is this a euphemism?

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:55 pm

Dyched wrote:Is this a euphemism?

I can see why you would think that lol...but no Just a figure of speech.ha ha..

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:26 pm

Play hard to get and maybe she will stalk you.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:28 pm

The Enclosure wrote:Knock on her door and take the bull by the horns and ask her out for a coffee.
Dont be a woose.
Worst she can do is say no,but i bet she is chuffed and will say yes.

I would knock on the front door first ,leave the backdoor till you get to know her better

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:47 pm

Ask her if she needs a hand mowing her grass or ploughing her trough round the back

Shore claret · Post by **Shore claret** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:58 pm

Right_winger wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PMnQLXMVyQ

Follow this advice can’t go wrong.

I forgot how low music had sunk, that's shocking.

claretnproud · Post by **claretnproud** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:06 pm

come on all you lady clarets. From a womans perspective, how should I approach this. I will only get 1 chance and want to nail it ( pardon the pun lol )

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:40 pm

claretnproud wrote:come on all you lady clarets. From a womans perspective, how should I approach this. I will only get 1 chance and want to nail it ( pardon the pun lol )

..Especially if you’re the 45 year old women living down his road

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:12 pm

Give her a pearl necklace.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:24 pm

Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:Give her a pearl necklace.

Can't posters be serious? Just for once

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:37 pm

tim_noone wrote:Can't posters be serious? Just for once

Not really

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:31 pm

Keep it simple. Send her some flowers...romantic flowers not garage flowers and a note. Tell her you like her. Invite her out for a meal...somewhere romantic.

If all goes well, stroke her face, run your fingers through her hair, stroke her neck. Whisper loving thoughts. Watch her sleeping in the morning light. Wonder how you ever got so lucky. When her eyes open, greet her with a smile. Hold her against your chest and feel the warmth of her body.

Seriously, you’re lucky....you found someone special.

I had someone that made everyday worth living. She made my heart dance and my soul sing. I looked into her dark eyes and felt chunks of my heart glow.

She made me want to be a better man. I started each day wondering what I could do to make her day special. Some days I succeeded, some days I failed.

When she took her last breath, my heart broke and my world fell apart but I live with my memories. I long to hold her hand just one more time, to feel her soft hair on my chest.

Lads, if you meet your soulmate, make the most of it. It might not be forever.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:13 am

Are you related to Lukaku? That would certainly help.

atlantalad · Post by **atlantalad** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:29 am

Moving sentiments LCP. Life is never the same when your soulmate leaves. I envy those that are still as one. I know there is a lot of light heart banter about ones "other half" but your last sentence hits home when it's reality.

Colburn_Claret · Post by **Colburn_Claret** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:23 am

claretnproud wrote:got a neighbour who I fancy. only spoke to her 2 or 3 times as she is a few doors down. I rarely see her in the street so difficult to meet her. I think she is perhaps too good looking for me but still want to ask the question.
I am sure many blokes on here have had same scenario so interested to hear your views and outcomes. Also interested to hear from you ladies on the best way to approach this delicate situation. She will be mid forties as her daughter has just left home. I am 52 if it makes any difference.
There is a prize for the best answer if it works. A new hat and a wedding invite .

You should know by now that women love men who talk to them. Shrinking violets win nothing.
I have a mate with the gift of the gob, who pulls really easy. He isn't no looker, but just doesn't care if he is turned down. That confidence is what lets him get away with it.
So just go and ask her, she'd probably be made up.

Claretuk · Post by **Claretuk** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:43 am

Just stay away your to old for her..

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:47 am

piston broke wrote:Next time you see her say “Hi, I’m Claretnproud from up the road.I was hoping you were single so I can ask you out sometime? If she replies “what a coincidence, I’m(insert UTC username) and was just reading your thread”. You’ll know if it will last or not.

The Mind boggles.

Say you ask some users ‘which restaurant shall we eat at tonight honey?’

Bluelabrador If you successfully negotiate the question of your circumcision she will present you with numerous internet links to eateries that will discuss the conspiracy theories behind them. If you do finally find a suitable place each mouthfull will make you feel guilty of something.

Clarestspice She will list eleven or twelve establishments then proceed to give you a lengthy treatise giving you the merits of each one. By the time she reaches the summary you will have died of starvation.

Various Opinionated Posters (I won’t name them but we know who they are) They will tell you what restaurants you like and if you question anything they may become abusive. You will like what you eat.

KRBFC and his ilk Until Dyche leaves all Burnley places provide boring, hoof it down, food where two sausages can’t be strung together. You will need to go further afield for decent fare.

Titsoutforthelads You may want to eat in.

Ashington and Roystonclaret They will get out some dusty black and white photos of old Burnley restaurants, trying to name the patrons in the pictures. If any of these places still exist they will not reach the standards of the good old days.

CT She will give you a fair summary of each hostelry, including the travel arrangements. At the end of the meal you will be expected to fill in a ratings report for each dish to contribute towards the Vegetable of the Year contest.

Dougall · Post by **Dougall** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:32 pm

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Not if she is just waiting for her minted boyfriend Chad to come back from having a waz?

At first glance, I didn't read that as 'waz' !

harpers_perm · Post by **harpers_perm** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:12 pm

Go round with a Barry White LP and a bottle of Blue Nun, she’ll be wetter than a submarines number plate within 5 minutes.

Be a gentleman, take your time, don’t get your cock out in the first 15 minutes as it may come across as forward.

Women love compliments, tell her you like her t1ts and you’ve been watching her through her back kitchen window for weeks.

I mean it’s not f4cking rocket science.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:58 pm

harpers_perm wrote:Go round with a Barry White LP and a bottle of Blue Nun, she’ll be wetter than a submarines number plate within 5 minutes.

Be a gentleman, take your time, don’t get your cock out in the first 15 minutes as it may come across as forward.

Women love compliments, tell her you like her t1ts and you’ve been watching her through her back kitchen window for weeks.

I mean it’s not f4cking rocket science.

currently detained in Walton Jail.

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