Machete wielding man in Burnley
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Machete wielding man in Burnley
Panic stricken Mrs just rung me from town to say there has been a guy with a machete on Burnley market trying to attack people and smashed up the mobile phone shop (surely there are better ways to address a big bill)
Anyway in seriousness, he hasnt actually been caught yet so anyone in town or going in town I'd probably avoid it for now
Before anyone says as well, he is white and they actually know who he is having been in her shop several times - she always said he was a bit 'odd'.
Anyway in seriousness, he hasnt actually been caught yet so anyone in town or going in town I'd probably avoid it for now
Before anyone says as well, he is white and they actually know who he is having been in her shop several times - she always said he was a bit 'odd'.
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
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He has been in the mrs' shop a few times hassling one of the girls who works there. Cant understand why she wasnt interested
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a machete,
Get in the van.
Violets are blue,
I've got a machete,
Get in the van.
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Fussy bitch
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
It's probably a member of our first team squad on his way to Gawthorpe to stick it into SD
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Mate, this is just a publicity stunt for the new Friday 13th remake
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Was he ranting about Brexit?
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He should just cut to the chase...cricketfieldclarets wrote:He has been in the mrs' shop a few times hassling one of the girls who works there. Cant understand why she wasnt interested
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Razor-sharp wit, I see.the_fat_shearer wrote:He should just cut to the chase...
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Jon Moss told him its fine carry on its early in the day so doesn't count
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Doubt it. Even George Soros is not so desperate as to start financing the sending of tooled up Remainiacs, into the Leave Heartlands from London , to try and force a 2nd referendum.Bordeauxclaret wrote:Was he ranting about Brexit?
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That’s why I’ve moved to clitheroe to many crackpots about can you pitchure this just going for a custard slice and he turns up not for me
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If he turns up not for you he's clearly looking for someone else.Longsidelenny wrote:That’s why I’ve moved to clitheroe to many crackpots about can you pitchure this just going for a custard slice and he turns up not for me
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My English teacher would have had a field day with this statement!Longsidelenny wrote:That’s why I’ve moved to clitheroe to many crackpots about can you pitchure this just going for a custard slice and he turns up not for me
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Perhaps Imploding Turtle has finally imploded..
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
how long did this go on for? I always hear about Burnley's great CCTV system, cant be that good!
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Get him on trial. We need some cut and thrust.
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
A slice of luck that he didn't go for your missus.
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
I was just doing it to make Trump look bad.conyoviejo wrote:Perhaps Imploding Turtle has finally imploded..
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Was just a prank, bro.
Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Area outside Bees Knees and whatever is occupying the former Walkabout is cordoned off with Police tape this morning. One rumour from a shopper is a machete attack again. It’s probably just hearsay after yesterday however.
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There appears to have been a fight that happened at 7am according to the Burnley Express where 3 attacked 1:burnmark wrote:Area outside Bees Knees and whatever is occupying the former Walkabout is cordoned off with Police tape this morning. One rumour from a shopper is a machete attack again. It’s probably just hearsay after yesterday however.
https://www.burnleyexpress.net/news/cri ... -1-9416597" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Released without charge
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Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
The victim has had his life support machine turned off today after his brother flew in to see him.
Now on a murder charge, the fecking little scrote.
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/n ... ef=mr&lp=2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Now on a murder charge, the fecking little scrote.
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