Silly brand names you'd never buy

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:29 am

Infiniti cars.
Tikki Ridge wine.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:35 am

Pstotto’s Magic Beans

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:40 am

Blinds from TheRoyalDyche

Sproggy · Post by **Sproggy** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:23 pm

Otis Spunkmeyer cookies

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:26 pm

Dacia Duster

Jel · Post by **Jel** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:27 pm

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:30 pm

You'd better buy a TM mantra instead, C&J and then you can become a jumping bean for real.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:58 pm

Snickers, Starburst etc. Haven’t had them since they changed their names.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:00 pm

Mini - some of them are bigger than crossovers and exec cars. If ever a product needed renaming this is it.

Confused - what's this got to do with insurance ?

Go Compare - more to do with the irritating adverts

O2 - I do use but what a stupid name

bedfords · Post by **bedfords** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:06 pm

Blackrod wrote:
O2 - I do use but what a stupid name

It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:08 pm

Ones with pointless punctuation marks in them, for instance LV= or the Kia Cee'd

Any tattoo parlour that advertises Tattoo's - if you can't correctly use an apostrophe on your signage, there's no chance I'd risk letting you permanently mark my skin.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:12 pm

bedfords wrote:It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

It's a surprise you know my IQ, standard of education and the qualifications I have.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:13 pm

“Players”

by

West Brom

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:31 pm

Beats Headphones as I'm not a ****.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:13 pm

bedfords wrote:It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

Well please explain it then cos it’s gone straight over my head.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:29 pm

Falcon wrote:Ones with pointless punctuation marks in them, for instance LV= or the Kia Cee'd

Any tattoo parlour that advertises Tattoo's - if you can't correctly use an apostrophe on your signage, there's no chance I'd risk letting you permanently mark my skin.

I have a Cee'd and I don't know why either.

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:43 pm

Another vote for the Dacia Duster

Although their new model, the Dacia Dishcloth looks pretty good

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:44 pm

Grace cock flavoured soup
Brains Faggots

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:28 pm

SalisburyClaret wrote:Another vote for the Dacia Duster

Although their new model, the Dacia Dishcloth looks pretty good

They also do a supermini called the Dacia Mop

Stevie2112 · Post by **Stevie2112** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:35 pm

O2 is the oxygen molecule

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:00 pm

Stone island jumpers in every colour orignals offer

SmudgetheClaret · Post by **SmudgetheClaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:06 pm

Cillit bang with a Novichok chaser..

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:12 pm

Moonpig

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:13 pm

Poundland.

Sarum · Post by **Sarum** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:40 pm

I once saw a t-shirt with the brand name "Rovers" on it. I'm not going to be tempted myself as I don't have a dog by that name.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:57 pm

Sticky chicken, sticky ribs and sticky rice.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:59 pm

Venkys

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:07 pm

Stevie2112 wrote:O2 is the oxygen molecule

Clearly but what has this got to do with a mobile network ? I'm sure if I don't know many others don't including the poster higher up.

bedfords · Post by **bedfords** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:09 pm

piston broke wrote:Well please explain it then cos it’s gone straight over my head.

You've nailed it finally!

sixtiesclaret · Post by **sixtiesclaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:11 pm

Never mind silly brands I wouldn't buy any t-shirt etc displaying a brand name why should I be a walking advert for them.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:15 pm

What about symbols such as Nike and Puma?

Incidentally, if Bedfords had the answer as he says then it would be 'N202C02H20 & Pollution' as the brand name.

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:16 pm

Smeg Fridge Freezers

Blame Red Dwarf

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:17 pm

Smeg as a freezer name, yeah awful. As anything it's awful.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:29 pm

I have a bloody Cee’d too !!

Can’t stand the FCUK thing..... “Oh daahling you’re so edgy” . Offensively terrible idea-by-committee that we seem to be stuck with.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:30 pm

Oh and bloody Superdry too. Worn by people old enough to know better.

ceborame · Post by **ceborame** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:45 pm

O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:53 pm

ceborame wrote:O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

Without wires

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:57 pm

Not that clever then really

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:10 pm

Mates

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:11 pm

OMO is a brand (washing powder) that as a 10 year old, circa 1960, I used to find very amusing but ....

Poo Poo smoothies I'd be reluctant to try (and not only because I'm not a smoothies fan)
Grace's "cock flavoured soup mix" would also be a big NO NO for me (but chacun à son goût)

https://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:37 pm

Superdry is a brand for female pornstars... Oh and PJ Harvey.

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:43 pm

PJ Harvey was dry not superdry.

Kiss her legs for retribution Psotto.

!aiboforceN · Post by **!aiboforceN** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:21 pm

Blind Man's Galloping Horse

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:34 pm

How do you know she doesn't talc around that zone as well, LeadBelly? She might not want chapped thighs. Last seen on the Burnley Mechanics stage about 30 years ago. I used to think she was quite sexy but I've gone off her.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:00 pm

Damo wrote:Not that clever then really

Agreed.
If the two molecules were bound to each other they'd be able to communicate without needing a mobile phone, wouldn't they.

Anyhow, I had trouble trying to convince the girl in the mobile phone shop that even if 02 was £1 a month cheaper or whatever it was, that I would never take out a contract with them as they sponsor the English rugby team. .......

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm

Oh, and you can still buy Omo in Belgium.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:07 pm

Stalbansclaret wrote:Oh and bloody Superdry too. Worn by people old enough to know better.

Superdry is just wrong. The daughter has one and gets **** wet through every time it rains.

AfloatinClaret · Post by **AfloatinClaret** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:17 pm

Then again there are some brand names for products that so exactly what they say on the can; I'd love to buy a can of this stuff:

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deanothedino · Post by **deanothedino** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:57 pm

ceborame wrote:O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

It was actually because oxygen is essential to life and they believed the services they provide are also essential to life. Frankly, I disagree.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:03 pm

Daddies Mayonnaise.