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Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:40 pm

Yes please

Shower scene?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by hampsteadclaret » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:24 pm

OK ..I'll pile in, nobody else is bothering.

WTF ?
Why is this on here?
What are you on?
Who were you previously?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:17 am

hampsteadclaret wrote:OK ..I'll pile in, nobody else is bothering.

WTF ?
Why is this on here?
What are you on?
Who were you previously?
Button it
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by bf2k » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:34 am

Absolutely along with her from the inbetweeners makes watching this programme bearable. Although John Barrowman my out weigh them both where I’m forced into the conservatory to watch “my programmes”. :D
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Siddo » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:01 am

hampsteadclaret wrote:OK ..I'll pile in, nobody else is bothering.

WTF ?
Why is this on here?
What are you on?
Who were you previously?
Its Cutsy 123.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:14 am

Who is Rita Simons?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:16 am

Bosscat wrote:Who is Rita Simons?
Mucky 1 from eastenders

I was referring to the annual shower scenes shown on im a celeb. Her and fleur
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by tim_noone » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:18 am

Bosscat wrote:Who is Rita Simons?
Who's cutsy?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by BigChaCha » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:32 am

Absolute Munter
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 11:59 am

tim_noone wrote:Who's cutsy?
I asked that the other day .......
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:01 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Mucky 1 from eastenders

I was referring to the annual shower scenes shown on im a celeb. Her and fleur
Shower scenes :shock: Psycho :shock: cue music and chocolate syrup ... chocolate syrup looked like blood in Black n White movies lol
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Hipper » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:03 pm

She was a girl in my school in the 1960s who got to go on Top of the Pops. It was announced in assembly.

Maybe her sister was Vanessa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4yXon5zVNI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Herts Clarets » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:08 pm

Alan Sugar's niece
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by houseboy » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:33 pm

Bosscat wrote:Shower scenes :shock: Psycho :shock: cue music and chocolate syrup ... chocolate syrup looked like blood in Black n White movies lol
If she were my daughter I'd.....
What you do daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd.....
What would you do daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd.....cover that girl in chocolate syrup and f*** her till the cows come h-o-o-ome.

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (circa 1970-ish) - Brown Shoes Don't Make It.

Don't blame me. I didn't write the damn song (but there is an excellent version on a live album somewhere as well). Despite the somewhat dodgy lyrics it's musically excellent (as you would expect from Zappa).
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by bobinho » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:46 pm

That fleur is a beauty, and no mistake. BOOM!

And Charlotte “big jugs” is ok too....

Is it still ok to find women attractive AND mention it??
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by hampsteadclaret » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:58 pm

weird thread..

I apologise for post 2.
I had no idea who Rita Simons was...I just thought it was a rubbish post from a loon.
Showers and 'I'm a Celeb' never occurred to me.
-= and I had taken refreshment.
Sorry about that.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:03 pm

hampsteadclaret wrote:weird thread..

I apologise for post 2.
I had no idea who Rita Simons was...I just thought it was a rubbish post from a loon.
Showers and 'I'm a Celeb' never occurred to me.
-= and I had taken refreshment.
Sorry about that.
Aye. Best to take a step back.next time
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Burnley Ace » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:17 pm

I think Hampstead was right to call out this unwarranted objectification of these young women. It’s 2018 ffs haven’t we moved on. You can get free porn on the internet if you need some sort of release without drooling over some girl having a wash!!
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by tim_noone » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:24 pm

bobinho wrote:That fleur is a beauty, and no mistake. BOOM!

And Charlotte “big jugs” is ok too....

Is it still ok to find women attractive AND mention it??
What does BOOM! Mean? And "Big jugs" Is that a term of endearment? Yea we can still find women attractive.BTW.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by wilks_bfc » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:47 pm

tim_noone wrote:What does BOOM! Mean? And "Big jugs" Is that a term of endearment? Yea we can still find women attractive.BTW.

Charlotte “big jugs” was Emily Atacks character in The Inbetweeners
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by claretfern » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:09 pm

Didn't know, until today, that Emily Atacks' mum is Kate Robbins.
(...go on, someone's going to say 'who's Kate Robbins?')
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Falcon » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:26 pm

Who's Kate Robbins?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:42 pm

Kate Robbins isn't she Teds sister comedienne and singer (Kate not Ted :lol: ) he is a radio/TV actor presenter etc ....
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Post by tim_noone » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:50 pm

Bosscat wrote:Kate Robbins isn't she Teds sister comedienne and singer (Kate not Ted :lol: ) he is a radio/TV actor presenter etc ....
Who's Ted?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:54 pm

Kate's brother.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by tim_noone » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:55 pm

gawthorpe_view wrote:Kate's brother.
:lol:
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:57 pm

tim_noone wrote:Who's Ted?
Been in all sorts
Benidorm...
Phoenix Nights...
Coronation Street...

Did the voice over on Catchphrase (Roy Walker version)
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:04 pm

Atack, Atack....Atack, Atack, Atack...
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by tim_noone » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:05 pm

Bosscat wrote:Been in all sorts
Benidorm...
Phoenix Nights...
Coronation Street...

Did the voice over on Catchphrase (Roy Walker version)
No......I don't watch the above is his Fatha called Harold by any chance ?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Bosscat » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:10 pm

No but he apparently has a sister called Kate & a niece called Emily :lol:
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Pimlico_Claret » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:48 pm

You can tell when there hasn't been a match to comment on for a while.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:27 pm

tim_noone wrote:What does BOOM! Mean? And "Big jugs" Is that a term of endearment? Yea we can still find women attractive.BTW.
Half of these on here wont have even heard of inbetweeners
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Mala591 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:36 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Mucky 1 from eastenders

I was referring to the annual shower scenes shown on im a celeb. Her and fleur
Who is Fleur?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Aclaret » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:42 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Half of these on here wont have even heard of inbetweeners
Wouldn't mind being inbetween hers.
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:31 pm

Aclaret wrote:Wouldn't mind being inbetween hers.
Shes a chunky en compared to her early days
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by bobinho » Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:49 am

tim_noone wrote:What does BOOM! Mean? And "Big jugs" Is that a term of endearment? Yea we can still find women attractive.BTW.
“Boom” is a modern exclamation. It just lets the young uns know that this not-so-young un finds this particular girl attractive. I’m down wit da kids innit.

“Big jugs” is a reference to her character in “the inbetweeners”. She played Charlotte “big jugs”.

Hope that helps.... :?
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by tim_noone » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:01 am

bobinho wrote:“Boom” is a modern exclamation. It just lets the young uns know that this not-so-young un finds this particular girl attractive. I’m down wit da kids innit.

“Big jugs” is a reference to her character in “the inbetweeners”. She played Charlotte “big jugs”.

Hope that helps.... :?
Yo bro thats sick! :D
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by Falcon » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:38 pm

This thread is useless without pics

Although I'm more of a Fleur fan tbh
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Re: Rita Simons

Post by FactualFrank » Tue Nov 20, 2018 1:40 pm

tim_noone wrote:What does BOOM! Mean? And "Big jugs" Is that a term of endearment? Yea we can still find women attractive.BTW.
The first time I heard it was by Sean Kelly on Storage Hunters (USA version) a few years ago. He sometimes said it when the shutters were lifted up to reveal what was stored. It basically meant, "Oh yes!" - Boom!
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