I'm a Celeb

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:48 pm

John Barrowman.

Mrpotatohead · Post by **Mrpotatohead** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:52 pm

One for the prick list.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:53 pm

At last something worse than watching the Clarets....utter foookinnnggg garbage

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:53 pm

Should be done under trades descriptions ... only 4 have heard of make that 5 when Noel Edmungo gets there...

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:55 pm

Steve1956 wrote:At last something worse than watching the Clarets....utter foookinnnggg garbage

Turn it off.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:59 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Turn it off.

It isn't on mate..

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:02 pm

Steve1956 wrote:It isn't on mate..

At least that shows how much I watch it !

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:03 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:At least that shows how much I watch it !

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:04 pm

Anne Hegerty. One of the cleverest people on the planet.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:06 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Anne Hegerty. One of the cleverest people on the planet.

Who?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:07 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Anne Hegerty. One of the cleverest people on the planet.

That's some celebrity who is it?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:09 pm

Steve1956 wrote:That's some celebrity who is it?

From the Chase.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:12 pm

FactualFrank wrote:From the Chase.

Oh right Frank Cheers...still no wiser

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:12 pm

Never watch stuff like this. But going to make an exception this year.

Partly because I like Redknapp and Anne of the chase. And partly because even though half of them arent exactly famous, half of the stuff they have to do is pretty intense.

At least its somet easy to watch that we can both watch.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:15 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Anne Hegerty. One of the cleverest people on the planet.

Lol Frank one of the ones I know hahaha
Frosty Knickers herself.... No2 in the Quiz World Championships .... In my eyes thats Celebrity

Not watching just looked at the line up in the paper and the wife and I both said... theres only 4 we know... thought it was about Celebrity

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:17 pm

Is it the rather big lass off The Chase ?

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:20 pm

Good show, watch it every year, it’s nice to have something to watch in the evenings after work.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:27 pm

Bosscat wrote:Lol Frank one of the ones I know hahaha
Frosty Knickers herself.... No2 in the Quiz World Championships .... In my eyes thats Celebrity

Not watching just looked at the line up in the paper and the wife and I both said... theres only 4 we know... thought it was about Celebrity

No2 female. Think she's 12th in the world. Would kick your arse on Fifteen to One!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:29 pm

FactualFrank wrote:No2 female. Think she's 12th in the world. Would kick your arse on Fifteen to One!

You ain't wrong m8....

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:30 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Never watch stuff like this. But going to make an exception this year.

Partly because I like Redknapp and Anne of the chase. And partly because even though half of them arent exactly famous, half of the stuff they have to do is pretty intense.

At least its somet easy to watch that we can both watch.

You have surrendered the remote control then!

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:34 pm

Bfcboyo wrote:You have surrendered the remote control then!

to be honest I didnt even know we had one.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:36 pm

Fair play to em to be honest. Especially Anne. Must be very difficult for her. Shes hardly an athlete or built for the great outdoors. And Redknapps no spring chicken although he looks in good nick for his age.

The bugs, spiders, crocs wouldnt bother me one bit. Nor would most of the trials. But I wouldnt be going anywhere near any snakes. And wouldnt get in a helicopter never mind jump out of the bloody thing!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:44 pm

Has Harry taken his dog for the bu(n)gs?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:46 pm

Redknapps on form already.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:51 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Redknapps on form already.

You almost persuaded me...on seeing Harry's double I had to turn it off though.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:53 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Redknapps got form already.

we all know that!

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:55 pm

Bosscat wrote:Lol Frank one of the ones I know hahaha
Frosty Knickers herself.... No2 in the Quiz World Championships .... In my eyes thats Celebrity

Not watching just looked at the line up in the paper and the wife and I both said... theres only 4 we know... thought it was about Celebrity

I’ve just done my usual yearly led on the settee arguing with the telly. “Well whose he, I’ve never heard her” I’m a Celeb rant, The Mrs let me fizzle out then said “ just because you don’t know who they are it doesn’t mean they aren’t famous you misreable old *******”

No come back to that one !

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:55 pm

Obviously I don't watch it, but I did read that Nick Knowles is in it.

Does the camp look like this yet? ............

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:01 pm

RocketLawnChair wrote:I’ve just done my usual yearly led on the settee arguing with the telly. “Well whose he, I’ve never heard her” I’m a Celeb rant, The Mrs let me fizzle out then said “ just because you don’t know who they are it doesn’t mean they aren’t famous you misreable old *******”

No come back to that one !

Hang on whats a "Misreable" you nit

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:06 pm

Bosscat wrote:Hang on whats a "Misreable" you nit

Typing on my phone without my readers! They are at the other side of the room which means I would have to get up. Need my rest I’m going out stockpiling tomorrow

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:06 pm

Scarlett Moffatt. What a clueless, talentless braincell deprived bint.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:20 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Scarlett Moffatt. What a clueless, talentless braincell deprived bint.

is she off the chase as well?

tybfc · Post by **tybfc** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:08 am

Anne Hegerty. A very, very clever lady who suffers with autism.

It will be interesting to see how she struggles in the jungle because she will.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:13 am

Even if the shows not much cop you can watch Holly promote her M & S clothing range and see who can fit the most awful gags into 1 hour…….Dec or Alan Sugar.

ClaretDiver · Post by **ClaretDiver** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:10 am

tybfc wrote:Anne Hegerty. A very, very clever lady who suffers with autism.

It will be interesting to see how she struggles in the jungle because she will.

I think it's aspergers or are they similar??

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:29 am

FactualFrank wrote:John Barrowman.

you've just gone down in my estimation Frank !! Can't believe you watch that ****

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:14 am

I really can’t think why Harry Redknapp would want to do this.

Inchy · Post by **Inchy** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:06 am

Dec looks a bit different and not in a bad way

Inchy · Post by **Inchy** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:10 am

dermotdermot wrote:I really can’t think why Harry Redknapp would want to this.

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evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:12 am

Inchy wrote:Dec looks a bit different and not in a bad way

It's Ant that's had the funny do and been replaced, isn't it ?

Mind you, you're right, HW is pretty tidy.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:41 am

This show is my guilty pleasure. Well, I say guilty, I'm not guilty about it!

I'm quite impressed by the calibre of celebrities they've got this year. Usually I've only heard of 1 or 2 at the start of the show, but this time I'm familiar with half of them.

Nick Knowles is my early favourite for king of the jungle.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:24 am

Falcon wrote:This show is my guilty pleasure. Well, I say guilty, I'm not guilty about it!

I'm quite impressed by the calibre of celebrities they've got this year. Usually I've only heard of 1 or 2 at the start of the show, but this time I'm familiar with half of them.

Nick Knowles is my early favourite for king of the jungle.

I fancy Fleur.

To win that is.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:37 am

Oh come on guys, stop pretending to be TV snobs. I don't really like reality shows but I make an exception with this, it's a good laugh. It doesn't tax the brain, it doesn't pretend to be anything it's not and you get to see the odd bit of totty having a shower under a waterfall, what's not to like? And suprisingly I know most of the ones in it this year (and I'm not a celebrity watcher so that must make most of 'em pretty famous).

And at least one of the girls will have to chew on a camels cock.

Great fun.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:58 am

dermotdermot wrote:I really can’t think why Harry Redknapp would want to this.

Perhaps he is doing it for the love of small animals and conservation

Caballo · Post by **Caballo** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:39 pm

I'd love to know what the papers would have had to say this morning if John Barrowman was straight and the cocktail waiter on the boat had been female.

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:09 pm

I kind of like it when they all get on and there is a real camaraderie in the camp. All the bitching and sniping is just boring. Last years was one of the best ever in terms of camp bonding.

Not sure if Arry is on the wind up or is genuinely clueless. Glad they've got him hanging out of a car window already

His comments about a bacon butty van behind the scenes were pretty funny.

What I do like about the show is that if a celebrity is an actual arse in real life, the mask will eventually slip, and we see their true personality. Main example was Dennis Wise last year. We all knew he was a little ****, but the general public thought he was nice (until he started psychologically bullying people).

My money is on Barrowman taking that particular award this year

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:25 pm

Ric_C wrote:I kind of like it when they all get on and there is a real camaraderie in the camp. All the bitching and sniping is just boring. Last years was one of the best ever in terms of camp bonding.

Not sure if Arry is on the wind up or is genuinely clueless. Glad they've got him hanging out of a car window already

His comments about a bacon butty van behind the scenes were pretty funny.

What I do like about the show is that if a celebrity is an actual arse in real life, the mask will eventually slip, and we see their true personality. Main example was Dennis Wise last year. We all knew he was a little ****, but the general public thought he was nice (until he started psychologically bullying people).

My money is on Barrowman taking that particular award this year

Barrownan has a reputation fir getting his "Johnson" out at each and every opportunity....

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:51 pm

Bosscat wrote:Barrownan has a reputation fir getting his "Johnson" out at each and every opportunity....

He’s too late. Stanley was on last years series.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:06 pm

Bosscat wrote:Perhaps he is doing it for the love of small animals and conservation

Tell you what Boss if he's as over-rated in the jungle as he was as a football manager he'll be out after the first week. He's a d!ck and he has a face like a well smacked ass. Can't stand the man.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:15 pm

Ric_C wrote:I kind of like it when they all get on and there is a real camaraderie in the camp. All the bitching and sniping is just boring. Last years was one of the best ever in terms of camp bonding.

Not sure if Arry is on the wind up or is genuinely clueless. Glad they've got him hanging out of a car window already

His comments about a bacon butty van behind the scenes were pretty funny.

What I do like about the show is that if a celebrity is an actual arse in real life, the mask will eventually slip, and we see their true personality. Main example was Dennis Wise last year. We all knew he was a little ****, but the general public thought he was nice (until he started psychologically bullying people).

My money is on Barrowman taking that particular award this year

I'm with you on that mostly, it's far better when they are all pulling together. For a couple of years it started getting a bit like big brother (dreadful programme) but they seem to have got a good balance in the last year or two. Although my personal favourite was the year of David Guest and Jason Donovans comedic whinge about 'we're all David's bitches'. That was a true classic year with Guest constantly name dropping and somehow managing to get all and sundry to do things for him.