Do "Shreddies" actually work....

[Bosscat]

Watching the football yesterday my brother let rip.... (no need to explain that am sure) prompting a comment ... I bet that nearly "ripped your shreddies"...

Someone asked why are underpants nicknamed "Shreddies" prompting me to google it....

https://www.myshreddies.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There are an underpants manufacturer called "Shreddies" and they are "Flatulence filtering pants" removing odour etc....

Do they actually work?

Just the subject for a Monday morning making a change from 'Arry in't Jungle etc etc

[Sutton-Claret]

I'm picturing a group of nerds in white lab coats testing these.

I'm no expert but I suspect they don't work - but would anybody actually return them.

[deanothedino]

I thought this was going to be a thread asking if Shreddies really do keep hunger locked up till lunch.

[Bosscat]

I thought this was going to be a thread asking if Shreddies really do keep hunger locked up till lunch.

funnily enough that was another comment yesterday.... My Mrs said that exact same thing...

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

Never heard underpants referred to as Shreddies - they're keks here (Skipton)

[Pstotto]

Wash your ass after a ****, yr dirty b*stards.

[houseboy]

I thought this was going to be a thread asking if Shreddies really do keep hunger locked up till lunch.

So was I.

[houseboy]

Watching the football yesterday my brother let rip.... (no need to explain that am sure) prompting a comment ... I bet that nearly "ripped your shreddies"...

Someone asked why are underpants nicknamed "Shreddies" prompting me to google it....

https://www.myshreddies.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There are an underpants manufacturer called "Shreddies" and they are "Flatulence filtering pants" removing odour etc....

Do they actually work?

Just the subject for a Monday morning making a change from 'Arry in't Jungle etc etc

Hey Boss, you never change, still pedalling toilet humour.

[Bosscat]

Hey Boss, you never change, still pedalling toilet humour.

I have absolutely no idea what you are getting at house

[Chobulous]

Surely they would remove the whole point of flatulence.

[Bosscat]

Surely they would remove the whole point of flatulence.

https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[snapcrackleandpop]

[quote="Bosscat"]Watching the football yesterday my brother let rip.... (no need to explain that am sure) prompting a comment ... I bet that nearly "ripped your shreddies"...

Someone asked why are underpants nicknamed "Shreddies" prompting me to google it....

https://www.myshreddies.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There are an underpants manufacturer called "Shreddies" and they are "Flatulence filtering pants" removing odour etc....

Do they actually work?

Why would you want them to? nothing funnier than everybody looking at everybody else in the pub with that look on their face thinking which dirty bas**** has done that.

[piston broke]

I once heard a posh guy on the Parky show explaining that if you are a guest in an acquaintances house and drop a particularly offensive dump you should strike a match in the bowl. Burns off the methane apparently and removes odour. Not sure how this would work with shreddies so for information only.

[AlargeClaret]

They can indeed be useful ... about ten yrs back I had a very dodgy gut for about 6months. Anyway I drives to Manchester and trafffic was a nightmare. As I’m getting closer I’m really starting to get desperate , the turtles head was close at hand . By the time I’d parked in the big Armadale multi storey . I’m now in real discomfort but knew at bottom of the steps ( near the bookies )there were toilets. So I’m hobbling very slowly down the stairs touching cloth and using all the powers of my mind over matter , barely able to hold on and I knew I had literally seconds left , I turn left and the bogs are GONE! Now just a pay machine and prayer room . I had no choice I lurched into the thankfully empty prayer room took a draw out from a desk thing and “ evacuated” using said shreddies to wipe my arse . I covered it up with a few leaflets and left a fiver on top ( not as a flag but as a pitiful gesture for the cleaner or whoever had to find it) I sometimes wonder if it was actually god stoping me sh1tting myself in public . The moral of the story being never go commando you never know when you may need them .

[Bosscat]

I once heard a posh guy on the Parky show explaining that if you are a guest in an acquaintances house and drop a particularly offensive dump you should strike a match in the bowl. Burns off the methane apparently and removes odour. Not sure how this would work with shreddies so for information only.

VIPoo ..... Advertised on TV

[Bop]

Far more entertaining putting a lit match to a fart in company. It’s not really correct etiquette at some events though.

[Bosscat]

They can indeed be useful ... about ten yrs back I had a very dodgy gut for about 6months. Anyway I drives to Manchester and trafffic was a nightmare. As I’m getting closer I’m really starting to get desperate , the turtles head was close at hand . By the time I’d parked in the big Armadale multi storey . I’m now in real discomfort but knew at bottom of the steps ( near the bookies )there were toilets. So I’m hobbling very slowly down the stairs touching cloth and using all the powers of my mind over matter , barely able to hold on and I knew I had literally seconds left , I turn left and the bogs are GONE! Now just a pay machine and prayer room . I had no choice I lurched into the thankfully empty prayer room took a draw out from a desk thing and “ evacuated” using said shreddies to wipe my arse . I covered it up with a few leaflets and left a fiver on top ( not as a flag but as a pitiful gesture for the cleaner or whoever had to find it) I sometimes wonder if it was actually god stoping me sh1tting myself in public . The moral of the story being never go commando you never know when you may need them .

Well never thought starting this thread would result in finding the culprit of that

[Burnley1989]

They can indeed be useful ... about ten yrs back I had a very dodgy gut for about 6months. Anyway I drives to Manchester and trafffic was a nightmare. As I’m getting closer I’m really starting to get desperate , the turtles head was close at hand . By the time I’d parked in the big Armadale multi storey . I’m now in real discomfort but knew at bottom of the steps ( near the bookies )there were toilets. So I’m hobbling very slowly down the stairs touching cloth and using all the powers of my mind over matter , barely able to hold on and I knew I had literally seconds left , I turn left and the bogs are GONE! Now just a pay machine and prayer room . I had no choice I lurched into the thankfully empty prayer room took a draw out from a desk thing and “ evacuated” using said shreddies to wipe my arse . I covered it up with a few leaflets and left a fiver on top ( not as a flag but as a pitiful gesture for the cleaner or whoever had to find it) I sometimes wonder if it was actually god stoping me sh1tting myself in public . The moral of the story being never go commando you never know when you may need them .

I was once in a lift in Germany during the 2006 world cup, I'd had a dodgy curry the night before and could see it rolling down my legs.... I got in to the toilet by reception as the cleaner was mopping the floor, and literally emptied myself. Its a horrible experience, I had to bin a brand new pair of shorts as well.

I would have gone anywhere in that moment, there's literally nothing you can do

[AlargeClaret]

I was once in a lift in Germany during the 2006 world cup, I'd had a dodgy curry the night before and could see it rolling down my legs.... I got in to the toilet by reception as the cleaner was mopping the floor, and literally emptied myself. Its a horrible experience, I had to bin a brand new pair of shorts as well.

I would have gone anywhere in that moment, there's literally nothing you can do

You’re not alone a shame shared etc but like you say if ( thankfully most people won’t) u pass the point of no return and it’s gotta go sonnewhere !

[South West Claret.]

As well as containing Flatulence filtering do they also have a silencer attached?