Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

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Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Cornwallclaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 5:00 pm

We're down unless we TRY something

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by tiger76 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 5:30 pm

If anyone does they need to text Mike Garlick ASAP.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by bfcjg » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:02 pm

666

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Pimlico_Claret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:13 pm

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:14 pm

Kill me now!

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by SkiptonClaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:16 pm

I’d rather keep Dyche than have Allardyce here.

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Post by ClaretAL » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:16 pm

no but Moyes has been present in the directors box for 4 successive matches....

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:17 pm

SkiptonClaret wrote:I’d rather keep Dyche than have Allardyce here.
I'd rather have Brian Laws here instead of Allardyce.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Cornwallclaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:28 pm

My point being we need to do something NOW..not necessarily Bfs...but he does tend to get a job when a club is in trouble...and saves them. Not sure I'd want him either but please let us go down with at least a fight

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Post by John Johnson 1605 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:30 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I'd rather have Brian Laws here instead of Allardyce.
Even for Clarets Mad that post is laughable.
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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:33 pm

John Johnson 1605 wrote:Even for Clarets Mad that post is laughable.
Thanks..

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:33 pm

Garlick "Sam, you want to come and rescue us"
BFS "I've seen a few of your games, you'll need to spend at least 30 million in January to even stand a chance plus pay me 2 million if I do the job"
Garlick"Brian, fancy seeing it through until the end of the season like last time"
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Post by cockneyclaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:35 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:Garlick "Sam, you want to come and rescue us"
BFS "I've seen a few of your games, you'll need to spend at least 30 million in January to even stand a chance plus pay me 2 million if I do the job"
Garlick"Brian, fancy seeing it through until the end of the season like last time"
So true.. trying to stay in the league with a league 1 budget.. even if your banking 120mill per season

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Post by joey13 » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:00 pm

It’s got £ signs in front of it

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Post by Caballo » Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:03 pm

What sort of morons complain about the level entertainment and then advocate Allerdyce as the solution?
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Post by Blackrod » Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:06 pm

Almatdyce's football is awful but effective. Ours has always been awful under Dyche but is now consistently ineffective. One manager who would not lift this team is Moyes.
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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by SmudgetheClaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:30 pm

I've always thought Sam would end up managing us and as much as I admire SD our PL status is more important than sentiment..
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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Hibsclaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 10:42 pm

His number is usually in a brown paper bag

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by CrosspoolClarets » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:19 pm

Dyche vs BFS.

Tactics - BFS.
Experience - BFS
Transfers - BFS
Defensive Organisation - BFS
Relegation Avoidance - BFS
Motivation - Normally Dyche, but now?
Entertainment - Draw

Personally, I can’t stand Allerball. But we are where we are. It’s time to hold our nose, dig deep for the survival bonus, let him bring in a couple of loans, and take him until May.

Yes, before anyone says it, I concur, Garlick hasn’t got the stones to do it. He won’t even give us running hot water, he isn’t going to pay Sam his normal level and pay Sean off too. He will stay loyal too late (to his credit in a way, but doesn’t help us). We may still stay up, but it would be a mighty gamble.
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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by quoonbeatz » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:25 pm

we can't afford allardyce. not because of his wages but because of the number of players he'd want. no way will he even think about attempting to keep us up with what we've got.

and i for one don't want him. rather go down than have him here.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Goodclaret » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:35 pm

OP - you weren't the absolute baffoon who text Radio Blackburn saying Dyches football is awful so we need to get BFS in were you? After listening to the radio and the absolute rubbish shouted around me at the Turf today I really do think there are an immense amount of thick Burnley fans.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Quicknick » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:40 am

Steve1956 wrote:I'd rather have Brian Laws here instead of Allardyce.
Quite possibly the daftest post of 2018.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Quicknick » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:43 am

Blackrod wrote:Almatdyce's football is awful but effective. Ours has always been awful under Dyche but is now consistently ineffective. One manager who would not lift this team is Moyes.
Moyes would almost certainly mean relegation.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:03 am

Here's the problem
The board wont back any manager enough in the PL
Whoever is in charge is tasked with getting us into the PL then probably get us relegated because of the above then get us promoted again
If we are going to loiter mid table of the Championship we might as well do it watching some decent football rather than the current hoofball

It wont make a scrap of difference long term who is in charge as long as the board don't have the finance to back him at PL level (not a criticism just reality)
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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Steve1956 » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:26 pm

Quicknick wrote:Quite possibly the daftest post of 2018.
Thanks,don't forget to vote for it in the end if season awards.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Bosscat » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:18 pm

Allerdyce number should be

34251 Cell block A Cell 25

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by warksclaret » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:20 pm

I think its 451

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Cornwallclaret » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:57 pm

Goodclaret wrote:OP - you weren't the absolute baffoon who text Radio Blackburn saying Dyches football is awful so we need to get BFS in were you? After listening to the radio and the absolute rubbish shouted around me at the Turf today I really do think there are an immense amount of thick Burnley fans.
:lol: :lol: hell no...

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by gawthorpe_view » Thu Dec 27, 2018 10:25 pm

Quicknick wrote:Quite possibly the daftest post of 2018.
Hall of Fame candidate.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by paulatky » Thu Dec 27, 2018 11:11 pm

I was listening to a sports pyscologist talking about BFS a few weeks ago.
He made the point that because of his record of not having ever been relegated as soon as he is appointed the mindset of the players change as they then have the belief that they will indeed survive the drop and take that belief out onto the pitch.

The old saying” whether you believe you can or wherher you believe you cant,you will be right”

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by South West Claret. » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:01 am

1st it was Moyes then Laws and now Old Throwadyce...give me strength :D
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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:07 am

cockneyclaret wrote:So true.. trying to stay in the league with a league 1 budget.. even if your banking 120mill per season
No one in League one will have our budget, or wage bill apart from Sunderland...

The last part of your comment just shows pure ignorance.

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Bosscat » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:17 am

Sam Allardyce managed.... since 1994...
1994–1996 Blackpool relegated post Sam
1997–1999 Notts County Relegated post Sam
1999–2007 Bolton Wanderers relegated post Sam
2007–2008 Newcastle United relegated post Sam
2008–2010 Blackburn Rovers relegated post Sam
2011–2015 West Ham United not relegated...
2015–2016 Sunderland relegated post Sam
2016 England not possible to relegate...
2016–2017 Crystal Palace not relegated ...
2018 Everton not

Keep the Fat Obnoxious A-hole out of our club please....
His CV is littered with Clubs he has been sacked from and subsequently relegated.....

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Post by paulus the woodgnome » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:27 pm

Cornwallclaret wrote:We're down unless we TRY something
We are TRYing Cornwall :lol:
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Post by IanMcL » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:06 pm

0244 726 86537

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:51 pm

This didn't age well

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Cornwallclaret » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:52 pm

:D :D :D :D
I think my tongue in cheek remark about BFS's number on Boxing Day has worked a treat,we haven't looked back since
You're welcome ;)

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Re: Does anyone know Big SAMs number??

Post by Paul Waine » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:58 pm

I thought we'd only just sold big Sam to Stoke - and good luck to Vokesy, hope it works out well.

Or, we were getting into the agent game - looking to place an out-of-work manager at one of the clubs who need a new manager....

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