O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

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O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by bobinho » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:27 pm

For me...

Chris Evans. End up spending the evening talking about himself, and how my two other “guests” are his best mates. ****.

Tony Blair. Has nothing to say I’d ever want to listen to.

Miranda Hart. Least funny woman on the planet, and by some margin.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:30 pm

Elton John
Nick Knowles
H from steps
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Post by Murger » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:32 pm

ImplodingTurtle
Alistair Campbell
Will Ferrell
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Post by Pimlico_Claret » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:38 pm

Piers Morgan
Robbie Savage
Kanye West
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by ClaretTony » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:43 pm

I don't think I could narrow it down to three
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Post by Joe14 » Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:47 pm

Coyle
Coyle
Coyle

(In that order!!)
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Post by Wuggawumphwumph » Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:02 pm

Russell brand
George Galloway
Rita chackrabati (spel)
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Post by Aclaret » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:33 am

Arsene Wenger.
Garth Crooks.
Paul Tierney.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:38 am

Bin on't turf...he would just eat everything and vomit in the bushes.
Lord Beamish...he would just comment on what everyone already knew just happened.
Ian wright, he would just wring his hands , then splutter out words like wiv, and arsk, and Feo walcott.
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Post by gawthorpe_view » Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:56 am

Blair.
Campbell.
Mandelson.
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Post by depechedingle » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:18 am

Mick Hucknall

Donald Trump

Owen Coyle
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Post by Longsidelenny » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:28 am

Cricketfieldclaret coyle Simon garner
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by piston broke » Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:58 pm

BoJo
Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins.
The sooner the 3 of them die the world will be a better place.
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Post by tiger76 » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:12 pm

Gary Lineker
Ed Sheeran
Lily Allen
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Post by Bertiebeehead » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:18 pm

Nelson Mandela
Gerry Adams
Ant or Dec
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Silkyskills1 » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:49 pm

Flintoff, Johnathon Ross, Graham Norton. Plenty of others for a different week.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Chobulous » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:55 pm

Emily Thornbery, Jeremy Corbyn and Paul McCartney. I couldn’t stand tofu and quinoa bake.
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Post by FactualFrank » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:58 pm

Sarah Millican - her voice would make me want to choke her with my napkin.
Paddy McGuiness - already heard his 2 jokes, don't need to hear them again
Fredrick Flintoff - knows nothing about a lot
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Post by Stalbansclaret » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:27 pm

Fearne Cotton
Sam Allardyce
Joey Essex
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Post by jrgbfc » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:30 pm

Donald Trump
Jose Mourinho
Piers Morgan
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by TheFamilyCat » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:36 pm

piston broke wrote:BoJo
Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins.
The sooner the 3 of them die the world will be a better place.
Get ‘em round, poison ‘em, job done.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by smudge » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:39 pm

Tommy Robinson
Nigel Farage
Gordon Ramsey
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by DomBFC1882 » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:18 pm

Diane Abbott
Jeremy Corbyn
Jordan Rhodes
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Post by Healeywoodclaret » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm

Kevin Friend
Jeremy Corbyn
Inchy
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:59 pm

Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:03 pm

Healeywoodclaret wrote:Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?
If we're including UTC posters, I'd need to hire this.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Devils_Advocate » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:04 pm

Healeywoodclaret wrote:Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?
What about the homeless you dont have much time for them
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:08 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:What about the homeless you dont have much time for them
Did you have any homeless around your Christmas table? Nah I thought not.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:09 pm

Anyway what happened to your mate Up the Beehole?
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Post by Squarepusher » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:22 pm

Jordan Peterson
Jeremy Clarkson
Mr Blobby
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Post by lostinthegame » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:24 am

Morrissey
Morrissey
Morrissey
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Post by ayrshireclaret83 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:15 am

Tim Sherwood
Owen Coyle
Roman Pavlyuchenko
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Inchy » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:10 am

Healeywoodclaret wrote:Kevin Friend
Jeremy Corbyn
Inchy

What have I done to upset you?
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Post by Suratclaret » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:32 am

Garth Crooks, Tony Blair and Jeremy Clarkson
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Dom » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:03 am

Gary Glitter
Rolf Harris
Cliff Richard

There's a common denominator between the three of them.... All terrible musicians.
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Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Post by Falcon » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:57 am

Jimmy Saville
Piers Morgan
Medusa
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