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Hi, I'm Back

Postby ontario claret » Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:12 am

Back from the penalty box. Apologies to anybody who might have taken offence to my previous comments. I knew that my dark Danish sense of humour would get me in trouble eventually. Had to come back to see more pictures of Cricketfields' daughter. What a cutie! Lucky man. Obviously doesn't take after her father.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby ClaretAndJew » Sat Jan 05, 2019 3:42 am

New phone who dis?
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Postby Vegas Claret » Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:30 am

you've not made it until you've been banned !!
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Postby The Enclosure » Sat Jan 05, 2019 6:39 am

Oh no!



Ps...only teasing welcome back and behave now. :roll:

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Postby HiroshimaClaret » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:27 am

Vegas Claret wrote:you've not made it until you've been banned !!


Akin to puberty on here!
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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby claretblue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:15 am

Vegas Claret wrote:you've not made it until you've been banned !!


I’ve not made it! :(

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby nil_desperandum » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:45 am

ontario claret wrote:. Had to come back to see more pictures of Cricketfields' daughter. .

Oh dear. And only just back from a ban. There are other sites you know.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby Bosscat » Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:14 am

ontario claret wrote:Back from the penalty box. Apologies to anybody who might have taken offence to my previous comments. I knew that my dark Danish sense of humour would get me in trouble eventually. Had to come back to see more pictures of Cricketfields' daughter. What a cutie! Lucky man. Obviously doesn't take after her father.

Shame on you sir... Shame on you...
A week on the naughty step... I hope you have learned your lesson sir...





;) ;) ;)

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby Vegas Claret » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:25 pm

claretblue wrote:I’ve not made it! :(


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: call me a bad name and someone will report you :lol: :lol:

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby cricketfieldclarets » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:06 pm

ontario claret wrote:Back from the penalty box. Apologies to anybody who might have taken offence to my previous comments. I knew that my dark Danish sense of humour would get me in trouble eventually. Had to come back to see more pictures of Cricketfields' daughter. What a cutie! Lucky man. Obviously doesn't take after her father.


She has been struggling to sleep at night, but looking at the tv think we have found the cure!!!
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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby Bin Ont Turf » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:12 pm

Vegas Claret wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: call me a bad name and someone will report you :lol: :lol:


It really is quite pathetic when all said and done.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby COBBLE » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:21 pm

Welcome back. Behave.

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Postby Bfcboyo » Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:48 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:She has been struggling to sleep at night, but looking at the tv think we have found the cure!!!
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Congrats pal.

I never understood the old saying "it takes a real man to make a girl"

It takes a better man to bring that girl up properly. She will have already melted your heart and will continue to do so more by the day. Enjoy.

You will find yourself agreeing with all the latest feminism trends soon as your precious little angel has the world at her feet and you back her all the way.
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Postby cricketfieldclarets » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:11 am

Bfcboyo wrote:Congrats pal.

I never understood the old saying "it takes a real man to make a girl"

It takes a better man to bring that girl up properly. She will have already melted your heart and will continue to do so more by the day. Enjoy.

You will find yourself agreeing with all the latest feminism trends soon as your precious little angel has the world at her feet and you back her all the way.

Thanks mate. She is in good hands. Especially with her mother. She is a little cracker and already incredibly proud of her.

As for feminism. She will be put straight. No female commentators on match of the day!!!!
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Postby Bfcboyo » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:20 am

You will be telling her to have a double barrel surname in 25 years. And if you have a son it would be unthinkable.

Trust me.

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Postby cricketfieldclarets » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:30 am

Bfcboyo wrote:You will be telling her to have a double barrel surname in 25 years. And if you have a son it would be unthinkable.

Trust me.

Well yeah. Gotta keep the family name :lol: :lol:

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Postby ontario claret » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:09 am

She already has three things going for her. She was born a Claret supporter, Tony Mowbray puts her to sleep, and she obviously has exceptional parents. Not a bad start to life.
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Postby Inchy » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:19 am

I’m back after a week ban as well

Been banned a fair few times. The most recent time wasn’t really a ban worthy reason (I stated Heaton would start the day before the West ham game and joked about my source) so I assume you annoyed the mod so much he took it out on me as well

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Postby The Enclosure » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:40 am

Inchy wrote:I’m back after a week ban as well

Been banned a fair few times. The most recent time wasn’t really a ban worthy reason (I stated Heaton would start the day before the West ham game and joked about my source) so I assume you annoyed the mod so much he took it out on me as well


Oh my God,what a start to my Sunday morning.Any idea who plays on Saturday next seeing as you are back? :D

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby NRC » Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:39 am

ontario claret wrote:She already has three things going for her. She was born a Claret supporter, Tony Mowbray puts her to sleep, and she obviously has exceptional parents. Not a bad start to life.


I can’t speak about his Mrs, but I take exception to CCC too!

And Boyo, you’re not wrong about the double-barreled name.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby Imploding Turtle » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:14 pm

I think it's good that you guys actually got told what it was you were banned for. It's important that that's something that happens. It shows respect for the forum member and it also shows that the person banning you is serious about wanting you not to repeat whatever it was that got you banned.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby joey13 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:19 pm

ontario claret wrote:Back from the penalty box. Apologies to anybody who might have taken offence to my previous comments. I knew that my dark Danish sense of humour would get me in trouble eventually. Had to come back to see more pictures of Cricketfields' daughter. What a cutie! Lucky man. Obviously doesn't take after her father.

Why did you get banned ?

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby Danieljwaterhouse » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:39 pm

There’s a few candidates that need to be ‘sent’ on holiday for a week just to give the rest of us the time to relax, and not read their continuous claptrap.

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Postby RingoMcCartney » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:18 pm

Diane Abbot was just back from a tour of Ireland. She was asked what she thought of County Down.

She said , " I preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on it"
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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby arise_sir_charge » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:26 pm

Can't believe that people manage to get banned.

I have specifically requested that my account be deleted (3 or 4 times) but not even had the courtesy of a response despite numerous emails to the admins.

I am sick of threads disappearing, some with hundreds of posts without so much as an explanation.

Maybe posting on this thread will prompt them into action.

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby ClaretTony » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:33 pm

arise_sir_charge wrote:Can't believe that people manage to get banned.

I have specifically requested that my account be deleted (3 or 4 times) but not even had the courtesy of a response despite numerous emails to the admins.

I am sick of threads disappearing, some with hundreds of posts without so much as an explanation.

Maybe posting on this thread will prompt them into action.


Not received any emails but posts are not removed without good reason.

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Postby Conroy92 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:37 pm

I have never been banned but agree with other posters, too much stuff goes missing on here/people being banned with no explanation. I didnt actually think the admin/mods really spoke to anyone?! I know CT is the main man but who are the mods/admin? A group of original posters from the claretsmad days?

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby arise_sir_charge » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:49 pm

CT, I followed the contact admin links and have sent messages and chasers using the same process. The message was sent using the facilities available via the site.

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Postby chekhov » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:54 pm

Just to say I'm glad that this board is policed and it's not a free-for-all.
I'm sure the mods don't get it right all the time but I appreciate it must not be an easy job to keep everyone happy all of the time.

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Postby houseboy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:38 pm

I've had a couple of posts go walkies in the last two days and I don't know why, they weren't in any way contraversial. I assume a technical hitch (or I forgot to press 'submit'). :lol:

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Postby bfcmik » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:42 pm

houseboy wrote:I've had a couple of posts go walkies in the last two days and I don't know why, they weren't in any way contraversial. I assume a technical hitch (or I forgot to press 'submit'). :lol:

Done that a few times!

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Postby houseboy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:42 pm

chekhov wrote:Just to say I'm glad that this board is policed and it's not a free-for-all.
I'm sure the mods don't get it right all the time but I appreciate it must not be an easy job to keep everyone happy all of the time.

I find it amusing that some very acceptable words are starred out due them possibly being taken out of context. I suppose it's not possible to allow them depending on context and then not when used in another way. Such as ******* or ***** or ********. But then again ******* seems to be okay. ;)

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Re: Hi, I'm Back

Postby houseboy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:46 pm

Can I post some liable? As in I'm liable to get drunk tonight? ;)

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Postby Aclaret » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:57 pm

houseboy wrote:Can I post some liable? As in I'm liable to get drunk tonight? ;)

Me too. Just what Fridays are all about, chilling with a couple of bottles of wine and UTC.


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