Colemanballs

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Colemanballs were mentioned in a thread recently that i can't find. These are some classics.

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'  
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'  
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'  
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'  
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'  
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'  
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!  
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'  
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '  
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'  
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 
12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

[elwaclaret]

Used to love the little Christmas book editions Private Eye did each Christmas for years. For some reason, I only buy Private Eye when I know I'm going to be hanging around a while, but always enjoy the read.

[Aclaret]

Some classics there piston broke, very funny.

[Hendrickxz]

Murray Walker could fill a little book of his own! https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/murray_walker" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Corky]

The batsmans Holding the bowlers Willey.

[houseboy]

Colemanballs were mentioned in a thread recently that i can't find. These are some classics.

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'  
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'  
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'  
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'  
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'  
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'  
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!  
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'  
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '  
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'  
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 
12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

That was me PB but I can't remember what I posted it on either. A fine collection of quotes there mate. One of my favourites was Davina McCall on some cookery programme where amateur (or celebrity - I forget) chefs worked in a restaurant and 'guests' were invited to sample the food. Some woman said of a dish 'I prefer it pink in the middle and just a little bit moist' to which Davina replied (with a twinkle in her eye) 'Don't we all'.

[houseboy]

Murray Walker could fill a little book of his own! https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/murray_walker" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it was Murray who famously said, whilst commenting on a rally, 'The holes in the windscreen are there to help with vision' upon which the driver immediately drove straight off the road at a bend without even attempting to make the turn, prompting the bold Murray to say 'What AM I saying'.

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Ironically the OP doesn’t contain any by David Coleman. I enjoyed “Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class”