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Dog ban

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:31 pm

On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Buxtonclaret » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:32 pm

Good cast.
Should get a few bites....

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:36 pm

Nothing wrong with dogs at all (I am not a dog owner either) just stupid ignorant lazy dog owners.

Dogpoo bags are on sale in our local post office 50p for 50 thats 1p per sh*t if you own a dog....

Pick it up and dispose of it in the bins provided you ignorant disgusting lazy buggers... if you can afford to keep a dog you can afford 1p a sh*t.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by LawsCanalJump » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:37 pm

Has somebody had their face licked up Pendle?

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Re: Dog ban

Post by moaninclaret » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:46 pm

We have some great football pitches in Oswaldtwistle, The White Ash playing fields, you cant walk past without seeing dogs running about and S....ng all over the area, yet directly across the road there is a large, unused public field that no dog owners choose to use to excercise their dogs, I certainly would like to see dogs and their owners banned from the football fields then perhaps we will see a few more sliding tackles going in from our local teams on Sunday mornings.good post cricketfield.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by South West Claret. » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:47 pm

Same old story Dogs getting Dogs abuse yet again..leave those Mutts alone I cry ;)
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Dazzler » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:02 pm

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?
Absolutely!

Stinking rotten mutts!

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Re: Dog ban

Post by piston broke » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:04 pm

Glad you've taken the lead on this CFC

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Rileybobs » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:04 pm

I used to be a responsible dog owner, I’d always take bags with me and pick up the mess. These days I don’t bother. The way I see it is that all dog owners are tarred with the same brush so I just let my dog lay a cable where she pleases and leave it to firm up and degrade. I try to avoid children’s play areas etc but if you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by bobinho » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:08 pm

Seriously bored now... ******* tiresome in the extreme.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Dazzler » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:13 pm

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.
They just don't get it do they..?

"I don't wish to stroke or pat your smelly mutt"
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Re: Dog ban

Post by MrTopTier » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:15 pm

They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520
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Re: Dog ban

Post by thomaspaine » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:29 pm

Rileybobs wrote:I used to be a responsible dog owner, I’d always take bags with me and pick up the mess. These days I don’t bother. The way I see it is that all dog owners are tarred with the same brush so I just let my dog lay a cable where she pleases and leave it to firm up and degrade. I try to avoid children’s play areas etc but if you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.
You almost had me there ! For one moment I thought you were being serious as I began typing lazy b...tard!

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:35 pm

Dazzler wrote:They just don't get it do they..?

"I don't wish to stroke or pat your smelly mutt"
Or the dog :roll:

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Re: Dog ban

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:37 pm

Bosscat wrote:Or the dog :roll:
:lol: brilliant

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Squarepusher » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:43 pm

I don't think I'm capable of loving any animal enough to be prepared to pick its leavings up in a little bag.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Billy Balfour » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:44 pm

We were sat on a bench eating our lunch on a coastal footpath when a big silly Labrador came bounding up to us at full pelt - nearly sticking its head into our lunch. The owner about 30 meters away shouted "it's ok, he doesn't bite'". I shouted back "I fecking do". The dog owner quickly had it back on its lead.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Quickenthetempo » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:49 pm

I refuse to use the non recyclable pooh bags.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by fatboy47 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:51 pm

Can't see the issue.....too much fuss made by the bleeding hearts...nowt wrong with a bit of brown here and there...as long as its not in my garden ..or the house....who cares???

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Re: Dog ban

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:54 pm

Koreans Love their dogs we should follow their Lead.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:55 pm

fatboy47 wrote:Can't see the issue.....too much fuss made by the bleeding hearts...nowt wrong with a bit of brown here and there...as long as its not in my garden ..or the house....who cares???
Don't you have a toilet in the house then m8 :D

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Re: Dog ban

Post by bartons baggage » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:56 pm

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:01 pm

When I was kid ... in our village we had a character nicknamed Fred the phantom crapper.... his Mrs banned him from the house because of his supposedly messy toilet habit... so he would be seen striding out over the fields evrey morning to do his business :lol: :lol: :lol:

The rumour had it ... that to help him go ... he took (epsom) salts .... my m8 said he took salts all right SOMERSALTS hence the mess :lol:

We used to collect Dog Poo's and stick little "Fred the phantom crapper was here" flags in them around the village for a laugh.....

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Stevie2112 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:05 pm

MrTopTier wrote:They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520
That is my mum
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Billy Balfour » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:10 pm

Bosscat wrote:We used to collect Dog Poo's and stick little "Fred the phantom crapper was here" flags in them around the village for a laugh.....
Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:12 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:We were sat on a bench eating our lunch on a coastal footpath when a big silly Labrador came bounding up to us at full pelt - nearly sticking its head into our lunch. The owner about 30 meters away shouted "it's ok, he doesn't bite'". I shouted back "I fecking do". The dog owner quickly had it back on its lead.
These are the worse owners!

**** off with your big mongy dog!

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:13 pm

The problem is that every empty head in this country seems to own a dog.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by basil6345789 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:13 pm

I walk daughter's dogs sometimes and also carry a short handled coal shovel. It's for picking up dogger and also serves as a defence against abusive youths in cars with blacked-out windows stopping and oining you.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:14 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.
Brilliant m8 absolutely Brilliant ;)


Anybody watching Only Connect one of the Connecting rounds was about the "Bristol Stool Chart" very apt for this thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dog ban

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:16 pm

Billy Balfour wrote:Sounds like you had a marvellous childhood, Bosscat.
Obviously a sh!t one surely?

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Re: Dog ban

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:18 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:The problem is that every empty head in this country seems to own a dog.
Fidels got three??

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:23 pm

tim_noone wrote:Fidels got three??
Is he an empty head?

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Billy Balfour » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:34 pm

All dogs to be licenced and DNA tested. Any hundekacke found in public places to be DNA sampled and a fine of £1000 to be issued to the registered owner. Death penalty for those who refuse pay. Ok, maybe I'm being too draconian here. Fines to be around the £500 mark.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:34 pm

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Stevie2112 wrote:That is my mum
There was a song by I think "The Houghton Weavers" or a similar group back in the day about this....

Called "Burnleys Parks and Gardens"

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Billy Balfour » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:41 pm

Dog lovers can be strange people. My great grandma was a dog lover. She once said that she would never have voted for Hitler if she knew he'd end up poisoning his dog.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by MACCA » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:18 pm

Macca refuses to comment on this after last years rant.
He got quite a few posters very high rate when he told them the truth about their dogs last time.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by taio » Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:48 am

Very high rate :lol:
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Re: Dog ban

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:32 am

I used to use supermarket plastic bags to pick up my dog's. When i moved to Kentucky, a girl was incredulous at what I was doing. "This is Kentucky... PEOPLE **** in the streets...."

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Re: Dog ban

Post by PaintYorkClaretnBlue » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:40 am

Billy Balfour wrote:All dogs to be licenced and DNA tested. Any hundekacke found in public places to be DNA sampled and a fine of £1000 to be issued to the registered owner. Death penalty for those who refuse pay. Ok, maybe I'm being too draconian here. Fines to be around the £500 mark.
You can’t get a dna profile from sh1t unless there is blood in it.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by ontario claret » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:51 am

Charlie, how'd you do in Xpert 11 this year. I was the worst non-disbanded team in Division 3. Think of me as the Notts County of the Clarets Championship. At least I haven't been caught taking pictures of my manhood (at least not yet, probably because the subject matter is too small).

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Bfcboyo » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:24 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?

I do not no if this is a total pish take but agree completely.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by claretblue » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:58 am

MACCA wrote:Macca refuses to comment on this after last years rant.
are you Jeremy Bentham in disguise? :)
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Re: Dog ban

Post by houseboy » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:26 am

Judging by the crap postings on here I assume it's a slow news day.

Dogs are great and my Staffy is better than most people I know.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by Burnley Ace » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:28 am

MrTopTier wrote:They have tried this before in Burnley.
https://academic.oup.com/tcbh/article/28/2/239/2888520
That is a really well written and researched article! I remember playing in The Park and seeing this protest and joining in with my mates. Didn’t go down too well that night when my dad saw me on Look North West leading the parade!!!

I’m sure the Council did something about dogs a couple of months ago?

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Re: Dog ban

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:06 am

Bfcboyo wrote:I do not no if this is a total pish take but agree completely.
No **** take. Some idiot with his huge rotweiller on the canal on sunday. Shits all over the towpath then just brazenly walks off.

I would have said something but for the sheer size and brainlessness of the big dopy thing. Owner that is not the rottweiler.

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Stan Tastic » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:08 am

Could do with dog parks like in America.

Dogs wouldn't be a problem if their owners knew how to train them. How many of them do you see being towed around by their dog, which I believe is a sign that the dog regards them as a lesser member of its pack.

Imagine being that thick that your own dog looks down on you.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by South West Claret. » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:17 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:On Northwest tonight that some councils are looking at banning dogs from public places and fining owners for breaching it.

Cant believe its taken this long to enforce. Cant walk more than two streets in Burnley without having to dodge dog ****. And who wants a nice walk up pendle or towneley spoiled by some idiots dog on the loose.

Nothing worse than dog owners. Thinking you love their dog as much as they do. Never mind the biting, who wants some mutt jumping up with its **** covered paws licking your face.

Would you vote for a similar move in Burnley?
On a serious note I've always liked dogs very much and still do but yes its part of the responsibility of every owner to look after their dog properly and part of that is to pick up the dogs mess and not letting them pee up peoples walls... but banning them from public places?

I would need to look at the details of that before commenting further, anyone got a link please?

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Re: Dog ban

Post by Lord Rothbury » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:34 am

What do we do about cats.Never trust anyone who dislikes dog they tend to be miserable gits.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:43 am

claretblue wrote:are you Jeremy Bentham in disguise? :)
Well there's that many Macca's int cricketfield and there's a cricketfieldclarets int Macca's , it's all a bit confusing.

Although I'm sure Mr Bentham wishes he had my darting ability.
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Re: Dog ban

Post by THEWELLERNUT70 » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:43 am

Cats are the worst. All they do is eat,sleep, destroy stuff and sh!t wherever they want
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