Darius Vassell

[cricketfieldclarets]

Anyone know what he is up to these days? 38. Bags of experience. Pace. And a good lad to boot!

[Tall Paul]

[Blackrod]

We need to get the average age a bit higher. I hear we’ve sent a fax to Ron Futcher to see if he fancy’s coming out of retirement. Then we can sell one of Barnes or Wood.

[karatekid]

Tall Paul... You're having a laugh.

[Rileybobs]

Just like Darius Vassell the OP is embarrassingly past his peak. Time to wipe the slate clean and choose a new username.

[IndigoLake]

Tall Paul's post actually hurts my eyes. And yet...I can't look away. Mesmerising.

[MrTopTier]

Should have gone with Stephen Dobbie, 37, premier league experience with the lashers and currently Europe’s top goal scorer with 37.

[Tall Paul]

I was hoping to get this stupid thread deleted.

[Cleveleys_claret]

Jamie Cureton?

[South West Claret.]

Jamie Cureton?

Not tall enough.

[CoolClaret]

Nah we need a top geezer with bags of experience and a bloke who's won it all.....



Teddy Sheringham, REVEAL YOURSELF!

[theroyaldyche]

[Dyched]

Is it coincidence Ole has moved back to the area?

[Dyched]

That hurt my ******* eyes

[Dyched]

********. Now I quoted it all

[South West Claret.]

Is it coincidence Ole has moved back to the area?

What Norway?

[South West Claret.]

Tall Paul's post actually hurts my eyes. And yet...I can't look away. Mesmerising.

Yep me to, so join the club.

[IanMcL]

Jamie Cureton?

I still have had memories of his hat trick against us, for Bristol Rivers.

[joey13]

It’s no laughing matter

[houseboy]

I thought one of the rules on here was that stuff like this wasn't allowed - innapropriate use of emojis or some such. It's not even funny.

[Tall Paul]

I thought one of the rules on here was that stuff like this wasn't allowed - innapropriate use of emojis or some such. It's not even funny.

What rules? And if you don't like it, it's probably a good idea not to quote it.

Funnier than the OP.

[houseboy]

What rules? And if you don't like it, it's probably a good idea not to quote it.

Funnier than the OP.

I thought that it would be better to quote it than explain what it was I was talking about as, surprisingly, yours is not the only
post on here. Took me less time to quote than it did to scroll through. A strangely pointless post Mr Paul. You do seem to have that remarkable ability of all who want to be funny but aren't of laughing at your own (alleged) jokes. Never mind as long as it makes you happy.

[bfccrazy]

Everyone quoting this is brilliant haha

[gawthorpe_view]

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[Murger]

Seconded

[HunterST_BFC]

[Funkydrummer]

You set of p!llocks - knock it off.

[bfccrazy]

Anyone located Darius yet?

[mikeS]

Now where did I put that Dads Army tee shirt Tony did some years back