Horrendous song and dance.....

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Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by SlidingTackle » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:03 am

Moving on from the 'discussions' about our transfer coup, can we all just agree on one thing?

Please, please, can we make sure that IF our lanky forward scores for us, there is no revival of the old 'Pearcy, Pearcy show us your dance' refrain.

Singing 'Crouchy, Crouchy show us your dance' will just encourage him, and we're better than that. :D
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by piston broke » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 am

When he scores he can do what he likes but I’ll be dancing.
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by Rick_Muller » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:16 am

Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either

He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton

La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:39 am

Rick_Muller wrote:Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either

He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton

La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
I think “two lines” is the problem when it comes to our singing.
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by clansman » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:18 pm

just change the vokes song to crouchy, crouchy crouchy etc. with a second verse of lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky he's so lanky.
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by tybfc » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:16 pm

clansman wrote:just change the vokes song to crouchy, crouchy crouchy etc. with a second verse of lanky lanky lanky lanky lanky he's so lanky.
clansman - I have heard your singing!
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by Spike » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:20 pm

cannot be worse than that awful blue robot. what a shocking choice of colour ! Smacks of laziness -when has Blue been our colours!
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by MACCA » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:26 pm

He's big, he's tall
The board wouldn't spend fcuk all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch

Or

He's big, he's tall
He cost the board fcuk all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
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Re: Horrendous song and dance.....

Post by clansman » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:53 pm

Im classically trained TY.!!
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