New song for Crouchy
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New song for Crouchy
Some light entertainment to get you over the transfer deadline blues
To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:
You better watch out
You'd better not grin
He may seem a slouch
But he'll head the ball in
Peter Crouch is coming to Town
His legs are so long
You may think he's **it
But just like his missus
he surely looks fit
Peter Crouch is coming to Town...
To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:
You better watch out
You'd better not grin
He may seem a slouch
But he'll head the ball in
Peter Crouch is coming to Town
His legs are so long
You may think he's **it
But just like his missus
he surely looks fit
Peter Crouch is coming to Town...
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Wow
(Not a good wow)
(Not a good wow)
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Re: New song for Crouchy
That would be a “wow, how sh*t is that” then?bfccrazy wrote:Wow
(Not a good wow)
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Re: New song for Crouchy
I prefer mine
Rick_Muller wrote:Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either
He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
Re: New song for Crouchy
"How did you get that wife, how did you get that wife"
Repeat.
Repeat.
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Re: New song for Crouchy
He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
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Re: New song for Crouchy
"You're not Sam Vokes, you're not Sam Vokes, you've got a fit wife but you're not Sam Vokes "
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Addams Family
He’s freaky and he’s kooky,
Really tall and spooky,
He’s altogether ooky,
He’s Crouchy and he’s free
He’s freaky and he’s kooky,
Really tall and spooky,
He’s altogether ooky,
He’s Crouchy and he’s free
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Just nick the Liverpool one (with a variation)
"He's big, he heads
His feet stick out of the bed
Peter Crouch"
"He's big, he heads
His feet stick out of the bed
Peter Crouch"
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Re: New song for Crouchy
MrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
This. This is the one.
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Re: New song for Crouchy
MrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
I agree - I like my Kaiser Chiefs edit, but it's far too complicated for our meat heads, whereas this just worksFalcon wrote:This. This is the one.
Re: New song for Crouchy
Stick to your day jobs
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Re: New song for Crouchy
All you lot have poor taste
Re: New song for Crouchy
How about:
'Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy tits!
'Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy tits!
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Absolutely perfect. I'll be singing it tomorrowMrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
Re: New song for Crouchy
He's big, he's tall
The board wouldn't spend sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Or
He's big, he's tall
He cost the board sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly , so sh ouldnt get deleated this time....
The board wouldn't spend sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Or
He's big, he's tall
He cost the board sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly , so sh ouldnt get deleated this time....
Re: New song for Crouchy
He's getting on a bit
But his wife is *blooming fit
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly, I'm sure some adults may use an F-ing in there though.
But his wife is *blooming fit
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly, I'm sure some adults may use an F-ing in there though.
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Re: New song for Crouchy
I'll just stick to "Grandad" by Clive Dunn. Seems highly appropriate for some reason!
Re: New song for Crouchy
He’s taller than you, he’s taller than meeeeee
Peter crouch, we got him for free
Peter crouch, we got him for free
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Re: New song for Crouchy
it's Crouchy ooooooh
It's Crouchy oooooooh
We signed him cause he's tall
as we just play hoofball
(even though we don't!)
It's Crouchy oooooooh
We signed him cause he's tall
as we just play hoofball
(even though we don't!)
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Re: New song for Crouchy
The first suggestion on this thread toook some beating,but well done guys you have surpassed the original one what a pile of shite that lot is,just get behind him and hope he scores a few vital goals to keep us in this league
Re: New song for Crouchy
Sense of humour bypass. Thankfully Peter has a good sense of humour.
Re: New song for Crouchy
I hope you are fast singers to get the song in for his 30 second cameo in injury time
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Peter Crouch is someone who everyone looks up to...
"He' Claret, he's Blue
He's taller than all of you...
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch"
"He' Claret, he's Blue
He's taller than all of you...
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch"
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Something like that, yeahLoveCurryPies wrote:That would be a “wow, how sh*t is that” then?
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Pink Floyd
All in all he's just a
'nother striker who's tall
All in all he's just a
'nother striker who's tall
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Re: New song for Crouchy
He's a tall and lanky frame
and he suits our long ball game
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
and he suits our long ball game
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Re: New song for Crouchy
Our board din't back Sean Dyche again
Sean came good and made 1 signing
Offloaded Vokes he couldn't jump no more.
Brought in Crouch no need to leave the floor.
Garlicks hands av never been rubbed so sore !
Admiring our big dry powder store.
( to the old illigitamate birth certificate crappy terrace chant made up by illigitimate scousers with no self awareness or sense of irony )
Sean came good and made 1 signing
Offloaded Vokes he couldn't jump no more.
Brought in Crouch no need to leave the floor.
Garlicks hands av never been rubbed so sore !
Admiring our big dry powder store.
( to the old illigitamate birth certificate crappy terrace chant made up by illigitimate scousers with no self awareness or sense of irony )
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Where were you,
Where we you,
Where we you in 2001
Where we you in 2001?
Or
You can stick your riots up your arse, stick your riots up your arse
Where we you,
Where we you in 2001
Where we you in 2001?
Or
You can stick your riots up your arse, stick your riots up your arse
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Not a problem for the cricket field stand.Gunfury wrote:I hope you are fast singers
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Dont give up your day jobs guys.Never heard as much cr.p. in my life.
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Re: New song for Crouchy
Back in the day, we did this to the tune of Vindaloo.....
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Plays for Burnley, Peter Crouch
He's f*****g taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Plays for Burnley, Peter Crouch
He's f*****g taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Re: New song for Crouchy
KC and the sunshine band
In the tune of Peter Wright from the darts...
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Peter, Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter, Peter Crouch
Lets just hope we get chance to sing something eh, the odds are slim.
Firstly he has to get on, secondly he has to score in them 3 minutes
In the tune of Peter Wright from the darts...
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Peter, Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter, Peter Crouch
Lets just hope we get chance to sing something eh, the odds are slim.
Firstly he has to get on, secondly he has to score in them 3 minutes