VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

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VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by bfccrazy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:23 pm

In true Ken Barlow fashion ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UIBC5Any4

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
He’s 10 ft tall
And he cost f all
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Looks like a giraffe
Feet stick out of the bath
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
He’s getting on a bit
But his wife’s still fit
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
When he plays a game
He needs a zimmerframe
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Puts away a chance
Then does a stupid dance
Viva Peter Crouch

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Bit of Friday fun?

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by davemanu2000 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:35 pm

Il sera le roi de Turf More .He will grow popular by knocking a lot of goals for us .please discard the thought of what age he is .He has the skill to dribble ,head the balls and score .
Bien venito Peter.Peter will repeat and repeat by scoring vital goals for us
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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by yorkyclaret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:53 pm

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Arthritis in his joints
He'll win us lots of points
Viva Peter Crouch
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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by IanMcL » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:54 pm

Ouch Peter Crouch

About all we can handle!

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by SouthamptonClaret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:00 pm

He's big, he's tall, we're gonna play long ball. Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by Terry Cochrane » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:01 pm

what's the weather,
what's the weather,
what's the weather like up there?
what's the wea-ther like up there?
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Post by Claretforever » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:12 pm

bfccrazy wrote:In true Ken Barlow fashion ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UIBC5Any4

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
He’s 10 ft tall
And he cost f all
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Looks like a giraffe
Feet stick out of the bath
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
He’s getting on a bit
But his wife’s still fit
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
When he plays a game
He needs a zimmerframe
Viva Peter Crouch

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Puts away a chance
Then does a stupid dance
Viva Peter Crouch

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Bit of Friday fun?
Having listened at the link that’s brilliant!

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by BillyIngham'sShorts » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:24 pm

To tune of London Bridge is Falling Down

Peter Crouch is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down
Peter Crouch is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down
What a Lanky *******

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by Claretforever » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:02 pm

It’s amazing that nobody ever gets inventive until someone else puts their neck on the line first. Then the flood gates open and everyone thinks they’ve got something better.

Too many attempts means none of them get going. :lol:

The OP has been posted on a Facebook page so probably has more chance than any I’d imagine.

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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by bfccrazy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:14 pm

Claretforever wrote:It’s amazing that nobody ever gets inventive until someone else puts their neck on the line first. Then the flood gates open and everyone thinks they’ve got something better.

Too many attempts means none of them get going. :lol:

The OP has been posted on a Facebook page so probably has more chance than any I’d imagine.
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Re: VIVA PETER CROUCHHHHH!!

Post by Garforth Claret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:25 pm

Viva Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
He replaced Vokes
Now that’s a joke
Viva Peter Crouch

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