Hungary Population Control

[Blackrod]

Declining birth rate but don’t think the answer is immigration. They can’t relate to western policy on immigration. They want more Hungarian children and are offering £36.000 loans that are written off after 3 children, no income tax for life after 4 and thousands of extra nursery places. Interesting.

[ClaretAndJew]

Are they accepting overseas donations into the Hungarian women?

[Blackrod]

I was thinking we could ship out some chavs or maybe reducing freebies might work here for benefit takers with huge families. They seem to be particularly against increasing Muslim numbers as it’s changing the population dynamic.

[Lancasterclaret]

They would be better off banning anal and oral to be honest.

Every sperm is vital!

(not a serious post, just like the above policy)

[Blackrod]

The one child policy worked in China to reduce numbers but it was managed in a very draconian way as you’d expect.

[ClaretAndJew]

Mandatory shagging centres are popping up.

[Duffer_]

No more porn Mag yar?

UTC!

[ŽižkovClaret]

Are they accepting overseas donations into the Hungarian women?

I'm there in April. I'll let you know haha

[nil_desperandum]

Declining birth rate but don’t think the answer is immigration. They can’t relate to western policy on immigration. They want more Hungarian children and are offering £36.000 loans that are written off after 3 children, no income tax for life after 4 and thousands of extra nursery places. Interesting.

Looks like a very poor business model. Who funds it?

[Longside4evr]

They are giving their prostitutes commission and no more contraception

[ŽižkovClaret]

Looks like a very poor business model. Who funds it?

The kids themselves, eventually. They are basically planning to "buy" the taxpayers of the future. Its a similar theory to the generous maternity leave in Scandinavian states where the cost is written off against the assumed benefit of reduced social / policing costs if the kids are allowed to grow up with healthy adult supervision provided by the state allowing at least one parent to be there for them in formative years.

[fanzone]

Declining birth rate but don’t think the answer is immigration. They can’t relate to western policy on immigration. They want more Hungarian children and are offering £36.000 loans that are written off after 3 children, no income tax for life after 4 and thousands of extra nursery places. Interesting.

We have been giving free living to thousands for many many years , what's it called when all these people live solely off benefits and put the reason down to not working because they are full time mother's?

[nil_desperandum]

The kids themselves, eventually.

Yes, I understand that, but I was meaning short term. There's no way that our govt. would fund such a policy when currently it can access free highly qualified workers from all over the world. It would take well over 20 years of investment in training a nurse over here, whilst they can get a highly qualified doctor or nurse from anywhere in the world for free next week.
I don't personally agree with this, but this is why successive governments have made little effort or no effort to tackle the "problem" or perhaps "perceived problem" of immigration.
There are already laws at its disposal that the current government could implement if it wanted to reduce the immigration that has a negative impact on the economy.

[Lancasterclaret]

Its a blatant bit of populist nationalistic nonsense from a bloke who specializes in populist nationalistic nonsense.

[Quickenthetempo]

It's a trap.

Wait until they find out kids bleed you dry until their 40s.

[SingaporeClarets]

They would be better off banning anal and oral to be honest.

Every sperm is vital!

(not a serious post, just like the above policy)

Both technically illegal here but the replacement rate is only 1.2

[Lancasterclaret]

How do they enforce that Singers? (chuckling away here)

"STOP! ANAL POLICE!"

[Pstotto]

On the BBC website their PM says that in Western countries people are just economic units and numbers so if there's a fall in the birth rate, they just get another number from elsewhere, regardless. It suggests a system and not a country. By contrast, the Hungarian PM says that Hungarians are not numbers they are Hungarian people and they want Hungarian children. How refreshing.

Our country's political policy to its people is sick, it's media policy more, which is about a rubbishing of all value, hence its cultural elite are mediocrities who rubbish culture, Hirst and Emin. What's culture? Oh it was stripes and now it's spots, so what? They've even commissioned Bridget Riley to come out of retirement to paint spots on the walls of the National Gallery, spots no different to anyone else's.

There are values, for example folk from some animist countries view murder as a status symbol and we are now encouraging their breeding here. I used to go to Pervez Bros. shop at the bottom of Brennand St. for the odd item. That shop on Colne Rd. is now a third world place. I was shocked to the core at the decline, where immigration from Asia is not developing but going backwards to a peasantry not seen in Burnley since the middle ages. That shop might have well have been in the middle ages, I went in on Christmas Day looking for some sage. It's now a Halal meat place where I was probably the only white person ever to go in.

Shared values and a sense of community gives a place for people to develop, now it's a shared alienation from each other for divide and rule.

Brexit was our 'just say no'.

[Falcon]

Quick. Someone get the dried frog pills.

[nil_desperandum]

There are values, for example folk from some animist countries view murder as a status symbol and we are now encouraging their breeding here. I used to go to Pervez Bros. shop at the bottom of Brennand St. for the odd item. That shop on Colne Rd. is now a third world place. I was shocked to the core at the decline, where immigration from Asia is not developing but going backwards to a peasantry not seen in Burnley since the middle ages. That shop might have well have been in the middle ages, I went in on Christmas Day looking for some sage. It's now a Halal meat place where I was probably the only white person ever to go in.

Shared values and a sense of community gives a place for people to develop, now it's a shared alienation from each other for divide and rule.

Brexit was our 'just say no'.

Yep. Brexit will really solve the perceived Asian issue near Duke Bar.

[Lancasterclaret]

Whatever you are on, you either need to double it or triple your dose.

[nil_desperandum]

Whatever you are on, you either need to double it or triple your dose.

Thanks Lancs, I'll try it!

[basil6345789]

Yep. Brexit will really solve the perceived Asian issue near Duke Bar.

Perceived ? Ffs.

[Bosscat]

They would be better off banning anal and oral to be honest.

Every sperm is vital!

(not a serious post, just like the above policy)

Every Sperm Is Sacred

Monty Python's "Meaning of life"

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohamed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because...
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.

WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted...

CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.

BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.

NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...

CARDINALS:
...In your neighborhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.

FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.

MOURNER #1:
Mine!

MOURNER #2:
And mine!

CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

[Woodleyclaret]

Great place to get your teeth done we went to Budapest twice for excellent treatment

[Pstotto]

Meanwhile in England our one for one replacement children aren't having it easy. In the Guardian today, they're making a case for Cameroon pubescent girls in this country not to have their breasts ironed out with stones.

[scrambledclaret]

On the BBC website their PM says that in Western countries people are just economic units and numbers so if there's a fall in the birth rate, they just get another number from elsewhere, regardless. It suggests a system and not a country. By contrast, the Hungarian PM says that Hungarians are not numbers they are Hungarian people and they want Hungarian children. How refreshing.

Our country's political policy to its people is sick, it's media policy more, which is about a rubbishing of all value, hence its cultural elite are mediocrities who rubbish culture, Hirst and Emin. What's culture? Oh it was stripes and now it's spots, so what? They've even commissioned Bridget Riley to come out of retirement to paint spots on the walls of the National Gallery, spots no different to anyone else's.

There are values, for example folk from some animist countries view murder as a status symbol and we are now encouraging their breeding here. I used to go to Pervez Bros. shop at the bottom of Brennand St. for the odd item. That shop on Colne Rd. is now a third world place. I was shocked to the core at the decline, where immigration from Asia is not developing but going backwards to a peasantry not seen in Burnley since the middle ages. That shop might have well have been in the middle ages, I went in on Christmas Day looking for some sage. It's now a Halal meat place where I was probably the only white person ever to go in.

Shared values and a sense of community gives a place for people to develop, now it's a shared alienation from each other for divide and rule.

Brexit was our 'just say no'.

Wow! What pushed you over the edge? The only shop in the village open on Christmas day not stocking one of cliff Richard's favourite garnishes or our Bridget moving away from doing all those black and white stripes? I think your knowledge of contemporary art betrays you as a secret remainer sir!

[padihamclaret]

On the BBC website their PM says that in Western countries people are just economic units and numbers so if there's a fall in the birth rate, they just get another number from elsewhere, regardless. It suggests a system and not a country. By contrast, the Hungarian PM says that Hungarians are not numbers they are Hungarian people and they want Hungarian children. How refreshing.

Our country's political policy to its people is sick, it's media policy more, which is about a rubbishing of all value, hence its cultural elite are mediocrities who rubbish culture, Hirst and Emin. What's culture? Oh it was stripes and now it's spots, so what? They've even commissioned Bridget Riley to come out of retirement to paint spots on the walls of the National Gallery, spots no different to anyone else's.

There are values, for example folk from some animist countries view murder as a status symbol and we are now encouraging their breeding here. I used to go to Pervez Bros. shop at the bottom of Brennand St. for the odd item. That shop on Colne Rd. is now a third world place. I was shocked to the core at the decline, where immigration from Asia is not developing but going backwards to a peasantry not seen in Burnley since the middle ages. That shop might have well have been in the middle ages, I went in on Christmas Day looking for some sage. It's now a Halal meat place where I was probably the only white person ever to go in.

Shared values and a sense of community gives a place for people to develop, now it's a shared alienation from each other for divide and rule.

Brexit was our 'just say no'.

Take a walk round some of the charming, well cared for 'white' areas of Burnley and then still try and say we are the master race

[Pstotto]

They didn't have any sage but they did further down Colne Rd and a good shop for fresh sage and open on Christmas Day. That's why I went on Colne Rd. I used to shop there many years ago, it's a big greengrocers, but the shop on the end of Brennand st. AFTER how it was, was a return to how I imagine the middle ages was.

Who said anything about the master races? It's just that I was expecting more or of a Burj Khalifa-type development, what with all this foreign money flooding into the country...

Yes, at the end of Brennand St. and why not?

It's not that far from paradise is it?

[AndrewJB]

Hungay’s Muslim population is between .4% and .6% of the population.

[tim_noone]

They didn't have any sage but they did further down Colne Rd and a good shop for fresh sage and open on Christmas Day. That's why I went on Colne Rd. I used to shop there many years ago, it's a big greengrocers, but the shop on the end of Brennand st. AFTER how it was, was a return to how I imagine the middle ages was.

Who said anything about the master races? It's just that I was expecting more or of a Burj Khalifa-type development, what with all this foreign money flooding into the country...

Yes, at the end of Brennand St. and why not?

It's not that far from paradise is it?

Just across the road....not my idea of paradise tbh.

[Pstotto]

You can have an after hours drink and listen to 'You'll Never Walk alone', what are you complaining about, Tim?