I'm happy today because ....

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I'm happy today because ....

Postby SmudgetheClaret » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:37 pm

I found the wife's G spot ......her sister had it :lol:

why are you happy today ? :D
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby duncandisorderly » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:39 pm

Conjoined?

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Rick_Muller » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:39 pm

Smudgetheboundaries

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby bfccrazy » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:40 pm

Because I also found the missus’ g spot.

Turns out Mrs Smudge had it :shock:

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby SmudgetheClaret » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:42 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Because I also found the missus’ g spot.

Turns out Mrs Smudge had it :shock:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Bordeauxclaret » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:59 pm

After years of being scared of everything Smudge finally brings some humour. Proud of him.
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby bfcjg » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:02 pm

Is the G spot one up from the G tech ?

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby CnBtruntru » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:04 pm

I no longer hold my farts in, because they used to travel up my spine to my brain and gave me shitty ideas.
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby FactualFrank » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:25 pm

The g spot is at the end of the word shopping.

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Funkydrummer » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:33 pm

It's at the end of the G string isn't it ?

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Funkydrummer » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:36 pm

Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know. :D :)

Wish me luck.
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby box_of_frogs » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:47 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know. :D :)

Wish me luck.

Good luck!

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Lancasterclaret » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:48 pm

I'm happy because wife and kids are.

Simple pleasures and all that
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Funkydrummer » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:01 pm

box_of_frogs wrote:Good luck!


Cheers BOF - depending how it goes, I'll let you know what happens (to a degree !!) :lol: :lol:

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby tim_noone » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:19 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Because I'm going on a date tomorrow lunchtime, exciting times for a 66 year old, don't you know. :D :)

Wish me luck.

Your only after her pension :D

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Funkydrummer » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:21 pm

tim_noone wrote:Your only after her pension :D


Especially as my ex walked off with a third of mine !!! Not that I'm bitter :lol:
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby SmudgetheClaret » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:20 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Especially as my ex walked off with a third of mine !!! Not that I'm bitter :lol:


A third ? don't let impotent squirtle find out or he will start a petition to up it to half :lol:
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby houseboy » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:26 am

Funkydrummer wrote:It's at the end of the G string isn't it ?

As long as no-one goes looking for g-minor.

Oh my goodness.....what did he just say?????

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby FactualFrank » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:12 am

There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby houseboy » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:34 am

FactualFrank wrote:There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't think such a place exists. It's like Atlantis or Gondwanaland - may have existed at some point but is now lost forever. Anyway don't worry about it, apparently women aren't supposed to enjoy sex are they?

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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Bosscat » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:51 am

Gee .... this thread gets worserer and worserer
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Re: I'm happy today because ....

Postby Funkydrummer » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:54 pm

. . . . . . . my date at lunchtime went brilliantly - it must have done because she wants to see me again and arrangements have been made :D :D

So glad I'm not non-binary !!!! :o :o

Or should that be, So glad I'm binary ?

Haven't a clue what that's all about tbh
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