1 down after 5 mins in Kazakhstan. After you defending again but super strike from edge of box.

There are no easy games in football, well apart from San Marino Gibraltar and scotland

9mins make that 2-0. 4 defenders in a line but nobody looking to the winger coming in from his line.

They do take this independence seriously.

They'll be reet. They were 31-0 down on Saturday and still almost won.
I'd forgotten about this game, will get the TV on and hopefully see a flood of further goals (in both ends).

3-0 down to the Cossacks ...... oh dear oh dear oh dear

3-0

I’ve been out all afternoon and just seen this scoreline. Nearly home, I think I’ll watch the rest of the game.

To be fair, Scotland are only 77 places above them in the FIFA rankings, and they are playing away !

Clarets4me wrote:To be fair, Scotland are only 77 places above them in the FIFA rankings, and they are playing away !

You have to be poor to be behind Scotland at all let alone 77 places

If the jocks were in a group of 6 and the top 7 qualified for the euros they would still **** it up

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:If the jocks were in a group of 6 and the top 7 qualified for the euros they would still **** it up

To paraphrase " Flower of Scotland " , perhaps it's their turn to be " Sent hameward, tae think again ! "

San Marino next up for em.

I didn't know Kazakhstan even had a football team.

What a shambles, getting hammered by a team thats only won one game in 16 and won only 5 of last 35 internationals lol. San Marino must be laughing their c...s off.

What a shambles, getting hammered by a team thats only won one game in 16 and won only 5 of last 35 internationals lol. San Marino must be laughing their c...s off.

Big Eck showing his credentials again.

They should have subbed in their Albion Rovers stars sitting on the bench.

houseboy wrote:I didn't know Kazakhstan even had a football team.

I didn't know Kazakhstan was in Europe ! Maybe Scotland could appeal ?

Honestly made my day.


They spent the entire summer supporting anyone who played us and laughing at us for going out against Croatia in WC semis and here they are getting hammered off Kazakhstan, an absolute joke of a nation.

Can't wait for the day they get their "independence" and **** off back to the EU to become the next Greece

Did the keeper have a rubber fist - here endeth the thread.

"Scotland????????????????"

"Maltesers..."

And to think that Scotty could have played for that shower..close shave for him that

Fenwick wrote:I didn't know Kazakhstan was in Europe ! Maybe Scotland could appeal ?

Actually now you come to mention it - it's in Central Asia. What's going on? They'll be inviting Israel into the Eurovision Song Contest next.....oh, hang on a minute.

houseboy wrote:Actually now you come to mention it - it's in Central Asia. What's going on? They'll be inviting Israel into the Eurovision Song Contest next.....oh, hang on a minute.

Australia are now in Eurovision wtf is going on...

Part of it is in Europe.

http://kazakhworld.com/#/article/181" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The ERG is demanding that Alex McLeish be put in charge of Brexit negotiations. Apparently he'd have us out of Europe in 90 minutes.

I can't dislike Scotland but this is funny.

Bosscat wrote:Australia are now in Eurovision wtf is going on...

FIFA are now negotiating with Mars to hold the next world cup - they say they will not be influenced by money. They are worried that there won't be much atmosphere at the games though.

houseboy wrote:FIFA are now negotiating with Mars to hold the next world cup - they say they will not be influenced by money. They are worried that there won't be much atmosphere at the games though.

Plenty of bars though.


LA Galaxy waiting for their invite

houseboy wrote:FIFA are now negotiating with Mars to hold the next world cup - they say they will not be influenced by money. They are worried that there won't be much atmosphere at the games though.

Bit of a marathon journey.

houseboy wrote:FIFA are now negotiating with Mars to hold the next world cup - they say they will not be influenced by money. They are worried that there won't be much atmosphere at the games though.

Plenty of atmosphere (about half the Earth's) but not much of a crowd and less noise than emanates from the BL on a bad day.

Falcon wrote:Plenty of bars though.


LA Galaxy waiting for their invite

Mars.....bars. Took me a while Falcon.....took me a while.

The Jock Asses are very quiet about this one...............aren`t they IT

"Joke of a nation"? Wha? You don't like camels?

Lads

FCBurnley wrote:The Jock Asses are very quiet about this one...............aren`t they IT

We prefer to choose our own summer holiday destinations.

From the Daily Mash:

Scotland now in danger of losing to fictional countries
21st March 2019

THE Scottish national football team is now the underdog against a range of made-up countries.

Following a 3-0 defeat to Kazakhstan, Scotland fans are now dreading matches against places that exist only in literature or fantasy role playing games.

Bill McKay, from Edinburgh, said: “Ruritania, Lilliput and the druids from beyond the Ultra-Forest of Kwang must be relishing the prospect.

“At this point we need a fictional manager. I’d like us to show a bit of ambition and approach Eleven from Stranger Things.”

Current Scotland manager Alex McLeish said: “There are no minnows in world football anymore, even if their most popular sport is horseback sword-fighting.”

He added: “We did force the keeper to make an above average save.”

Scotland drew against a team that didn't even show up.

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Lads

Nice response Millertime v1.7, like it.

Isn't the Ultra-Forest of Kwang near Nottingham?

..and we'll really shake them up when we win the World Cup..

Just seen a tweet that says that new FIFA rankings show Scotland 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway

San Marino, Scotland's next opponents, are ranked 211th in the FIFA world rankings, which
makes them 211th out of, err....211.

Mind you, till 2014, San Marino were ranked equally with Bhutan.
Which was nice.

Bhutan are hot, dudes.

Dan Walker has just said that even if Scotland lose every qualifying match they are still guaranteed a playoff berth because they topped their Nations League group.
Ally MacLeod and optimism springs to mind.

Scotland are now ranked 4 places below the island tom hanks was stuck on in castaway

The island where Tom Hanks was stranded in the film a castaway are ranked 5 places above Scotland.

But they are ranked 1 in caber tossing and moving to England