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Dwight McNeil song

Post by utc1882 » Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:54 am

In the tune of American Pie
An we started singing Dwight Dwight Dwight McNeil
Oh he is so good it’s unreal
Oh let go by United if only they know
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Repeat

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Rileybobs » Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:59 am

utc1882 wrote:In the tune of American Pie
An we started singing Dwight Dwight Dwight McNeil
Oh he is so good it’s unreal
Oh let go by United if only they know
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Now we sing he’s one of our own
Repeat
:lol:

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Jeremy_Bentham » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:43 pm

. thinks the topic starter should be ashamed of himself.
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:48 pm

. wrote:. thinks the topic starter should be ashamed of himself.
:lol:

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Foulthrow » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:02 pm

He’s got the full back in his pocket,
He’ll beat him down the left and down the right,
He’ll cross in to Woody,
Or over to Barnesy,
Cos Dwight McNeil is dynamite

And with his tricks, he’s a mystery,
And he’s playing on the wing for Bur-ner-Lee,
He’s the one who’s gonna make it alright,
Dwight McNeil is chuffing dynamite....
A-la la la....

(Only Fools and Horses tune)
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by bfcjg » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:12 pm

To the tune of Night's in White Satin
Dwight can score tap ins
At the Bee Hole end
Headers and curlers
He makes the ball bend .

Beat that for cringy .
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by bfccrazy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:07 pm

Dancin' down the wing Dwight
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
It is such a fine and natural sight
When you’re ...... dancin' down the wing Dwight

Toploader - Dancing in the moonlight.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:10 pm

Everybody’s feeling warm and bright?

I’ve just heard The Longside turning in its grave.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:14 pm

New Order - Blue Monday

How does it feel
that we've got Dwight McNeil
He's gonna help us win
and you just can't stop him
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Rick_Muller » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:24 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:New Order - Blue Monday

How does it feel
that we've got Dwight McNeil
He's gonna help us win
and you just can't stop him
that, Sir, is fantastic :D
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by jrgbfc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:58 pm

Surely we can do better than the "he's one of our own" or regurgitating the same old dirges with just inserting a different name?

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Bosscat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:01 pm

To the tune from the TV series "Robin Hood" from the 60's

Dwight McNeil Dwight McNeil
Flying down the wing
Dwight McNeil Dwight McNeil
You will hear us sing

Scores with his left
Scores with his Right
He’s our Dwight
He’s our Dwight
He's our Dwight
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by cockneyclaret » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:05 pm

Foulthrow wrote:He’s got the full back in his pocket,
He’ll beat him down the left and down the right,
He’ll cross in to Woody,
Or over to Barnesy,
Cos Dwight McNeil is dynamite

And with his tricks, he’s a mystery,
And he’s playing on the wing for Bur-ner-Lee,
He’s the one who’s gonna make it alright,
Dwight McNeil is chuffing dynamite....
A-la la la....

(Only Fools and Horses tune)
That would be brilliant to hear that.. something that isn't over in 20secs etc..
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by claretspice » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:07 pm

If it's going to catch on, it needs to be two lines long and then repeat.

The Sit Down chant used by Liverpool for Salah scans pretty well for McNeil, as it happens - it fits that brief and has the benefit of being a new tune.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by bobinho » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:16 pm

The “he’s one of our own” chant is embarrassing.

For some reason we really struggle to come up with something good.

Take Ben Mee for example... excellent song for him in “a message to you” and we opt for “Ben Mee, Ben Mee” to the tune of “hi-ho” sung So fast they couldn’t actually pronounce his name properly.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:53 pm

Only slight problem with this is that United fans sing (or used to) a version about City....

This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
This is Dwight McNeil in the ball
This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
Scoring a goal

(Inspiral Carpets ‘This is How it Feels’)
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by joey13 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:08 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Only slight problem with this is that United fans sing (or used to) a version about City....

This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
This is Dwight McNeil in the ball
This is Dwight McNeil of the Burnley
Scoring a goal

(Inspiral Carpets ‘This is How it Feels’)
Anyone posting so called Dwight McNeil songs on here should automatically get a lifetime ban going on T’turf

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:09 pm

joey13 wrote:Anyone posting so called Dwight McNeil songs on here should automatically get a lifetime ban going on T’turf
Can you get me some tickets for Huddersfield then?

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by joey13 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:40 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Can you get me some tickets for Huddersfield then?
I expect there’ll be plenty of spare seats next season, so get your own

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Father Jack » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:32 pm

To the tune of She’s Electric

He’s the reason
That we’ve stayed up this season
But we don’t forget Tom Heaton
Or Dwight McNeil

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by bartons baggage » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:58 pm

Father Jack wrote:To the tune of She’s Electric

He’s the reason
That we’ve stayed up this season
But we don’t forget Tom Heaton
Or Dwight McNeil
Kinell that has got to be the lamest effort ever.

We deserve relegation just based on that ditty.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by littleboroughclaret » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:46 pm

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To the tune above. Easy and catchy.

Dwight McNeils a Burnley player and he takes the ****, out of full backs every week.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Richardsbfc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:52 pm

Just a simple song as we all know the longer ones never catch on ...

Dwight, Dwight will tear you apart again!

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by claretandblue1989 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:23 am

Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:37 am

claretandblue1989 wrote:Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.

please leave, forever :lol:
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Grimsdale » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:43 am

To the tune of Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling:

Oh, what a feeling
When your team's got Dwight McNeil in.
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Rouwens_Weapon » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:33 am

Dwight McNeils our winger,
He'll cross, he'll shoot, he'll score,
He'll take on a defender,
And put them on the floor,
He'll hit it with his left foot, he'll hit it with his right,
And when he keeps us (or now he's kept us) in the league we'll sing this song all night!

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Lancasterclaret » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:41 am

claretandblue1989 wrote:Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil do do do-do do-do
Dwight McNeil

To Baby Shark. Simple and catchy.
Ban him for life, from here and the ground.

Its the only way to be sure.

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Devils_Advocate » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:43 am

To the tune of Guantanamera by Joseíto Fernandez for when Dwight sods off in the summer for more money

One greedy bast*rd,
You're just one greedy bast*rd

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:55 am

Grimsdale wrote:To the tune of Lionel Richie's Dancing on the Ceiling:

Oh, what a feeling
When your team's got Dwight McNeil in.
This has got winner written all over it... :D

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Woonderbah » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:57 am

Possibly a tadge optimistic but..
Imagine the atmosphere.
Three and a half sides of the ground singing full length Bohemian Rhapsody but tinkering with a few words... Sean Dyche conducting...
Bob Lord... "Let him go !"
Longside... "Dwight McNeil... we won't let him go !"
CFS... "Let him go !"
Longside... "We won't let him go !"
Jimmy Mac... "Scaramouche Scaramouche"
And so on....

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:59 am

Woonderbah wrote:Possibly a tadge optimistic but..
I think a little more than a "tadge" optimistic :D

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Woonderbah » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:10 am

Rick_Muller wrote:I think a little more than a "tadge" optimistic :D
Think big.. we're Premier League
And it will no doubt be sung at normal tempo then sped up to a crescendo faster n faster.
Wouldn't surprise me if The Turf Moor Choir are in the hit parade
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by claptrappers_union » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:15 am

To the chant of "he's one of our own"

He comes from Rochdale, he comes from Rochdale
Dwight McNeil
He comes from Rochdale

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Dyched » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:31 pm

We should just sing Twist and Shout and only swap Teist and Shout for Dwight McNeil. All the other lyrics are fine. Also will work with our sppeeeeeeddddd singers

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:45 pm

*To the tune of Common People*

He comes from Rochdale just like the co-op
Studied football at Carrington college
That's where Dwight,
Caught our eye

Told us that he'd been released
Cos they said he couldn't take a set piece
Dyche said ok
And in 30 seconds flat, he said

I want you on the Burnley wing, son
I want you feeding crosses straight to Wood
I want you on the Burnley wing son
I want you, cos you're really too good

Well, what else... could he do
He said "I'll cross to Barnesy too"
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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Herts Clarets » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:43 pm

cockneyclaret wrote:That would be brilliant to hear that.. something that isn't over in 20secs etc..
Our speed singers could get through Stairway to Heaven in 20 seconds.....

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by CanuckClaret » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:46 am

Herts Clarets wrote:Our speed singers could get through Stairway to Heaven in 20 seconds.....
: :lol: true!

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Re: Dwight McNeil song

Post by Sleeping Cat » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:11 am

To tune of She Bangs The Drums by Stone Roses

Have you seen him, have you heard
The way he plays there are no words
To describe Dwight McNeil

How did he ever see that pass
He scores the first, sets up the last
he's our own Dwight McNeil
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