Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

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Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:46 am

...and buy everyone a drink as they are the new Rochdale manager ;)

"He got 3 first names, he's got 3 first names, Brian Barry-Murphy, he's got 3 first names"
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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Falcon » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:59 am

Out of interest, when someone tells you a "some stereotypes walk into a pub" joke, what do you visualise the pub to look like?

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:30 am

He's been in place since Keith Hill left and the record is good with two wins and two draws from four games.

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by randomclaret2 » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:40 am

Incredibly tight at the bottom of League One. Despite the good run Tony mentions Rochdale are still in the bottom 4

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:54 am

Falcon wrote:Out of interest, when someone tells you a "some stereotypes walk into a pub" joke, what do you visualise the pub to look like?
Olde England style, ceiling beams and the like, shite fruit machine in the corner, and a beer stain on the baize of the pool table :lol:
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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Foulthrow » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:31 am

randomclaret2 wrote:Incredibly tight at the bottom of League One. Despite the good run Tony mentions Rochdale are still in the bottom 4
It's madness. Pretty much every team in the bottom half of the table could go down!

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Bosscat » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:20 pm

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Sproggy » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:04 pm

ZizkovClaret wrote:Olde England style, ceiling beams and the like, shite fruit machine in the corner, and a beer stain on the baize of the pool table :lol:
Similar. Slightly more modern with higher ceilings. Plenty of wood though. And they walk in through a door from the left and the bar is directly in front of them on my right as I'm looking.

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by theroyaldyche » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:10 pm

Falcon wrote:Out of interest, when someone tells you a "some stereotypes walk into a pub" joke, what do you visualise the pub to look like?
Like the tim bobbin in its heyday

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Pstotto » Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:32 pm

A psychiatrist, a psychologist, a psychotherapist and a psychoanalyst all go to the gents at the same time. There are four urinals. Which does each choose?

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:48 pm

None, they all pee themselves because they've deliberated for too long over which urinal to use.
Mind you, the dynamics or etiquette of urinal use are/ is quite interesting.
If, say, there are four and the first one is being used, nobody - absolutely nobody - uses the one next to him (assuming it's a bloke or he/she thinks he's a bloke :roll: )
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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Apr 03, 2019 6:54 pm

Pstotto wrote:A psychiatrist, a psychologist, a psychotherapist and a psychoanalyst all go to the gents at the same time. There are four urinals. Which does each choose?
They only use trap 1 and not the urinals, because he is one person and has a complex regarding the size of his penis

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:01 pm

If there are five urinals and the first and third are being used, most of us would head for number five, irrespective of the size of our chopper.

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Re: Brian, Barry, Murphy walk into pub......

Post by Pstotto » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:25 pm

Any cubicles are out of order and no urinal is in use. They are Wetherspoons toilets so they are unfamiliar with the layout, so they all get to the urinal part of the toilets together. Four washbasins await and two hand dryers...

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