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the little pocket in jeans
has anybody figured out what they are for?
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traditionally a pocket watch, however more used for a condom pocket these days
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It's a key pocket.
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Steve1956's Walletpushpinpussy wrote:has anybody figured out what they are for?
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It’s a thumb rest whilst you’re smoking a cigarette and pretending to be Steve Mcqueen
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As Rick Muller said, they were originally designed for pocket watches.
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Good for getting a cheeky hauf eccie out of
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Re: the little pocket in jeans
Rubber johnnies.
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Emergency 20 quid on a night out
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Folded up £20 for when you're blackout drunk and wake up in Halifax.
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You are free to use them as you wish assuming that they belong to you of course...any more stupid questionspushpinpussy wrote:has anybody figured out what they are for?
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They were to hold stamps.
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Never happen to you seeing as you're house bound.Imploding Turtle wrote:Folded up £20 for when you're blackout drunk and wake up in Halifax.
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It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.Clarinetclaret wrote:Never happen to you seeing as you're house bound.
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Originally designed to hold a pocket watch; though I always referred to it as the ‘Johnny Pocket’. One would often be delighted to find a folded £5 or £10 not in there, intact, after it had been through the wash(pre-plastic notes).
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Just owt to have a cheap hit, Turtle.Imploding Turtle wrote:It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.
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WTFBosscat wrote:Steve1956's Wallet
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It is for saving Match badges so that they get safely home when one has had a shandy
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Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!Imploding Turtle wrote:It's weird that you'd use "house bound" as a pejorative. Should house bound people be ashamed of something? Kinda weird that you seem to think they should be.
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Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you that you'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living with mummy at 30 plus normal!
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Blimey you are showing your agebobinho wrote:Rubber johnnies.
Must be in your 60's I reckon just like me
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It's for Bosscat's big book of witty retort's
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Cheers SteveSteve1956 wrote:It's for Bosscat's big book of witty retort's
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You asked for it....Bosscat wrote: Cheers Steve
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I did didn't ISteve1956 wrote:You asked for it....
But you did call me a short fat bloke on crutches
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Early fifties...mkmel wrote:Blimey you are showing your age
Must be in your 60's I reckon just like me
None taken.
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Do I know you?Bosscat wrote:I did didn't I
But you did call me a short fat bloke on crutches
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Steve1956 wrote:Do I know you?
Steve1956 wrote:That little fat fella with the crutches is Bosscat.
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How does a jeans pocket post revert to a sensitive agrophobic slanging match ?
Are you house bound IT . It would make a lot of people feel crap if you were for slating your total waste of spare time . Maybe you could push it even if your not the sympathy card would work well in your favour.
Back to the pocket. It was originally designed to carry one bullet should you ever be captured by native American Indians to blow your brains out before being mutilated for stealing their land and killing their people.
I still carry mine today . Yeehah
Are you house bound IT . It would make a lot of people feel crap if you were for slating your total waste of spare time . Maybe you could push it even if your not the sympathy card would work well in your favour.
Back to the pocket. It was originally designed to carry one bullet should you ever be captured by native American Indians to blow your brains out before being mutilated for stealing their land and killing their people.
I still carry mine today . Yeehah
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In the olden days people had much smaller hands. That small pocket was in fact normal size. As hands became bigger people demanded larger pockets. And so bigger pockets were added. Oddly they were added over the top of the smaller one. Possibly it was because the public were not willing to forego the small one for the sake of the larger ones.
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What is Normal?Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!
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Inknew somebody would bring Jeremy Beadle up. Disgraceful.RMutt wrote:In the olden days people had much smaller hands. That small pocket was in fact normal size. As hands became bigger people demanded larger pockets. And so bigger pockets were added. Oddly they were added over the top of the smaller one. Possibly it was because the public were not willing to forego the small one for the sake of the larger ones.
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He would never fit that hand in that little Johnny pocket!Bfcboyo wrote:Inknew somebody would bring Jeremy Beadle up. Disgraceful.
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Interesting. So house bound people don't have a life. That seems to be your argument now.Clarinetclaret wrote:Not at all. Just stating a fact that you don't actually have a real life, just an online one. I almost feel sorry for you. You'll never have a normal kind of life. Unless you call living in a room in your parents house at 30 plus normal!
Just in case anyone reading this is new and doesn't know how much of a piece of **** this guy is, he's completely wrong and knows nothing about me. He's just trying to bully someone online by making **** up because that seems to be how clarinetclaret likes to pass his time. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually hatred he posts.
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**** knows. For all I know clarinetclaret has issues and if he does then he should work to resolve them. His contributions to this forum in the last few months have been less than stellar.Bfcboyo wrote:How does a jeans pocket post revert to a sensitive agrophobic slanging match ?
Are you house bound IT . It would make a lot of people feel crap if you were for slating your total waste of spare time . Maybe you could push it even if your not the sympathy card would work well in your favour.
Back to the pocket. It was originally designed to carry one bullet should you ever be captured by native American Indians to blow your brains out before being mutilated for stealing their land and killing their people.
I still carry mine today . Yeehah
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Funny enough I've been on the end of this guys bile,can't remember why but he just fired into me for nothing...best ignored,prick list member.Imploding Turtle wrote:Interesting. So house bound people don't have a life. That seems to be your argument now.
Just in case anyone reading this is new and doesn't know how much of a piece of **** this guy is, he's completely wrong and knows nothing about me. He's just trying to bully someone online by making **** up because that seems to be how clarinetclaret likes to pass his time. He doesn't post often, but when he does it's usually hatred he posts.
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Steve1956 wrote:Funny enough I've been on the end of this guys bile,can't remember why but he just fired into me for nothing...best ignored,prick list member.
I'm not joking, it literally started when i said you could build a working 4k gaming PC for the price of an Xbox One X at launch price. It was hilarious.
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Obviously he disagreedImploding Turtle wrote:I'm not joking, it literally started when i said you could build a working 4k gaming PC for the price of an Xbox One X at launch price. It was hilarious.
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No, he agreed.Steve1956 wrote:Obviously he disagreed
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CorrectDomBFC1882 wrote:Cocaine
Or a number of substances they dont bother to search anybody for at the CFS entrance
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Brains?theroyaldyche wrote:Correct
Or a number of substances they dont bother to search anybody for at the CFS entrance
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Faggot..cricketfieldclarets wrote:Brains?
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