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Songs for Colin

Post by claretnproud » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:36 pm

come on, lets have some suggestions rather than the obvious.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Aclaret » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:41 pm

"Warnock, Warnock where's yer eyebrows, Warnock where's yer eyebrows "

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by tim_noone » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:42 pm

"Well meet Again" and easy to sing. I like Colin he's been good for the game IMO.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by morpheus2 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:49 pm

tim_noone wrote:"Well meet Again" and easy to sing. I like Colin he's been good for the game IMO.
On that theme...

"Goodbyeee, goodbyeee, wipe the tear, Colin dear from your eyeeee"
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Bosscat » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:50 pm

https://www.amazon.com/The-Colin-Song/dp/B00GM9GYO4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Darthlaw » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:12 pm

Cheer up Colin W4nker,
Oh what can it mean?
To an old grumpy cheater
And his
Welsh football team?
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by MACCA » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:26 pm

"Are you watching , are you watching, are you watching Stan Ternent, are you watching Stan Ternant "

This one is for you,
This one is for yooouuuu
Oh Stanley Ternant,
This one is for you

( as we cruise to victory and all but relegate Cardiff )

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by claptrappers_union » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:36 pm

Ternent knocked you out
Ternent Ternent knocked you out!

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Lord Beamish » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:38 pm

I think Colin won the “Who’s the better manager?” argument between them, some time ago.
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by boatshed bill » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:40 pm

To the tune of "Remember you're a Womble"
Only have to change one word! ;)
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Zom Zom » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:28 pm

I know he expects some stick, and he'll get some, but I can't bring myself to revel in the season he's had. I like the bloke. He is one of the real characters of the game, and has mentioned he might walk away from football at the end of the season regardless of the outcome for Cardiff City.

The Emiliano Sala tragedy, the signing of Clyne which never happened.. He has had a torrid time all in all. As long as the stick doesn't become personal and remains light hearted, fine.

**** me I've certainly mellowed over the last few years!
:lol:
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by jdrobbo » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:35 pm

Can I be really boring? (Asking to be shot down)

Let’s just win the bloody game!
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by claptrappers_union » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:39 pm

Are you a player?
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Aclaret » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:40 pm

jdrobbo wrote:Can I be really boring? (Asking to be shot down)

Let’s just win the bloody game!
What about win the game, then just stare at him.
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by LordBob » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:51 pm

I must have missed something somewhere but would one you kind people explain to me why Mr Warnock is 'affectionately' referred to as Colin

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by cbx750 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:07 pm

Take Colin from Neil Warnock and rearrange the leftover letters.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by tim_noone » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:07 pm

LordBob wrote:I must have missed something somewhere but would one you kind people explain to me why Mr Warnock is 'affectionately' referred to as Colin
Anagram for Neil warnock
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Sproggy » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:17 pm

Surely their unwillingness to pay for their players is something that can be expressed through the medium of song?

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:33 pm

Colin W****r! is a Warnock, is a Warnock!
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:38 pm

wait until we are 2 up with 1 min to go !
Neil Warnock
Hides his mate in cupboards
Neil Warnock
is a ******* ****

To the same tune we used to sing about Alan Shearer
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by boatshed bill » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:50 pm

"hides his mate in cupboards" :D :D :D

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Middle-agedClaret » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:20 pm

Not specifically for Colin, but:
You Welsh on your debts
You Welsh on your debts
Cardiff City
You Welsh on your debts.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by tim_noone » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:10 pm

ZizkovClaret wrote:Colin W****r! is a Warnock, is a Warnock!
That........ is funny he'd :lol: im sure!

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Claretforever » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:14 pm

There’s only one Colin ******,
One Colin ******
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Down_Rover » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:30 pm

I hope we win after all the stick we are giving him
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Grimsdale » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:39 pm

At half time we should be alerting Dyche and the boys by singing:

"He's outside the door,
He's outside the door.
Spying on tactics
He's outside the door."
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Foulthrow » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:56 pm

“Colin for Burnley”

(Not really)

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by IanMcL » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:30 am

No song necessary.

Lets just beat Cardiff and sing for our heroes
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by CFS » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:32 am

Just a s**t Kevin blackwell
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:53 am

HOPEFULLY

That's why you're going down

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by CFS » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:36 am

He's fully English
He's fully English
Harry Arter
Ain't a tad bit Irish

Repeat till tired

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Flixton Claret » Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:33 am

Get out of our league
Get out of our league
You Welsh bxxxxxxs
Get out of our league!

Assuming we are 5-0 up at the time!!
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Corky » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:16 pm

We love an anagram
We love an anagram
Colin leaves just ******!!!!!!!

Repeat ad nauseam.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by claretnproud » Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:08 pm

To the tune of OH CAROL, YOU ARE SUCH A FOOL...substitute Colin for Carol and Tool for Fool and make up the rest of the lyrics to suit.
So its OH COLIN, YOU ARE SUCH A TOOL. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Terrybfc » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:57 pm

A la we saw you crying when Birmingham scored b*stards chant

At Ternent’s clipboard,
At Ternent’s clipboooard,
We saw you spying at Ternent’s clipboard

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by LoveCurryPies » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:08 am

“You’re getting sacked in the morning....”

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Woodleyclaret » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:14 am

Signing of Clyne would have been another tragedy for Cardiff .Last week Dwight skinned him for fun.
Liverpool are praying WHU come in and buy him
He used to have pace but now even that's gone

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by John Johnson 1605 » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:21 am

Usual ridiculous comments regarding Warnock.
He’s an incredible manager and if God forbid SD were to leave he’d be on my shortlist, even at 70. If we’d have appointed him when Coyle walked we may have even stopped up.
I’ve also knew him fairly well when he managed Oldham and he’s actually an engaging, witty and charismatic man.
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Lord Beamish » Fri Apr 12, 2019 10:30 am

I’ve said elsewhere, he’s an irascible, garrulous character, but completely unpretentious. I think that most people, after spending a day with him, away from the touch line, would be eating out of his hand(metaphorically speaking).
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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by simonclaret » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:14 pm

"There's only one Neil Warnock"

If only to confuse him for a while.

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Re: Songs for Colin

Post by Bosscat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:50 am

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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

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