Ashley Barnes kiss

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Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Bosscat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:14 pm

Apologies if others posted this I just had to smile...

We love you Ashley Barnes
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Whether Bennett does who cares
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Stayingup » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:49 pm

Could have given him a Bacup kiss.
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby FactualFrank » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:07 pm

Stayingup wrote:Could have given him a Bacup kiss.


It's not right to wish an opposing player to be out for the season.
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby TheFamilyCat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:08 pm

The angle and position of Arter make it look like he has a lovely bob.
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Cirrus_Minor » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm

Does that yellow card now see him banned for the next. 2 games?

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Shore claret » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:12 pm

Bennett walked all over him after that foul , knew exactly what he was doing.
That picture looks very touching.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby IanMcL » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:14 pm

So it was Arter, after all.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Bosscat » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:44 pm

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Does that yellow card now see him banned for the next. 2 games?

NO

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby ClaretTony » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:51 pm

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Does that yellow card now see him banned for the next. 2 games?


To get a 2 game ban you need to have reached 10 yellow cards in the first 32 games - Barnes has received 7 yellow cards and we are two games past.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Cirrus_Minor » Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:09 pm

Well that’s a relief then

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby tiger76 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:19 pm

It's nice to see our survival sealed with a kiss.
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Bordeaux » Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:21 pm

Pax, the kiss of peace yellow card.... Red card tongues that would sort out simulation

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Burnleyareback2 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:28 pm

By Bennett refusing, does this mean he is homophobic and now deserves a ban?

Just asking as I’m out of date on the latest PC rulings.
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby WestMidsClaret » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:12 am

Wow has someone really removed my comment lol precious.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby tybfc » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:34 am

After Tom Heaton, Ashley Barnes would be the first name on my team sheet every week.

I would hate to play against him.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Spiral » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:06 am

Burnleyareback2 wrote:By Bennet refusing, does this mean he is homophobic and now deserves a ban?

Just asking as I’m out I’d date on the latest PC rulings.


'Ello 'ello 'ello, PC Policeman here to help you, mi' lad. I regret to inform that you appear to have picked a fight, a scrap, a battle for this most sensitive age, with an illusory phantom enemy, you see. An unfortunate predicament, to be sure, but son, your insecurities shan't be getting the better of you this day, you see, for your forgivable error is a forgivable one, and one for which you shall be most sincerely forgiven, you see, for I, PC Policeman, take you not for an idiot, a homophobe, or a xylophobe, or even a saxophobe; merely, a moron, and I stand here today, this day, to correct the error of your ways; for you see, your joke, your endeavour towards comedic validation, your stake to humorousness, hilarity, misguided and misjudged as it were, should rightfully have predicated on the abstract and ever and in fact not abstract and never-changing demarcation line between consent and rape, but alas, your joke, a ruined joke, but a joke no less, ruined by a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of consent, and homosexuality, and political correctness, and common human decency, was made, I'm sure, in good faith, and for that, your are forgiven.

Yours,

-a 19th century paid-by-the-word novelist.

*it's Bennett with two t's.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Vegas Claret » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:25 am

I thought it was brilliant and it's a shame Mike Dean had a sense of humour bypass. Gotta love Bashley

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Burnleyareback2 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:53 am

Spiral wrote:'Ello 'ello 'ello, PC Policeman here to help you, mi' lad. I regret to inform that you appear to have picked a fight, a scrap, a battle for this most sensitive age, with an illusory phantom enemy, you see. An unfortunate predicament, to be sure, but son, your insecurities shan't be getting the better of you this day, you see, for your forgivable error is a forgivable one, and one for which you shall be most sincerely forgiven, you see, for I, PC Policeman, take you not for an idiot, a homophobe, or a xylophobe, or even a saxophobe; merely, a moron, and I stand here today, this day, to correct the error of your ways; for you see, your joke, your endeavour towards comedic validation, your stake to humorousness, hilarity, misguided and misjudged as it were, should rightfully have predicated on the abstract and ever and in fact not abstract and never-changing demarcation line between consent and rape, but alas, your joke, a ruined joke, but a joke no less, ruined by a fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of consent, and homosexuality, and political correctness, and common human decency, was made, I'm sure, in good faith, and for that, your are forgiven.

Yours,

-a 19th century paid-by-the-word novelist.

*it's Bennett with two t's.


Thanks, edited it now.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby expoultryboy » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:44 am

Should of given him a " Burnley wallet "

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby Tricky Trevor » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:55 am

The kiss. They even closed their eyes. Nobody was booked.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby standishclarets » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:33 pm

My wife says she wouldn't mind giving Ashley a kiss, provided she could wear one of her retro Burnley strips (which I think means that any shirt would be quite tight nowadays and of course the shorts would be short!!). :lol:

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby gandhisflipflop » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:51 pm

Best thing I've seen in years
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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby SmudgetheClaret » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:22 pm

I lived in Bristol for a couple of years which is not that far from Bath where Ash comes from and he is typical of the lads I met whilst playing for Avonmouth fc tough as old boots and loves a scrap ..didn't see much kissing though one game the ref got punched .. :lol:

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby box_of_frogs » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:21 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:I thought it was brilliant and it's a shame Mike Dean had a sense of humour bypass. Gotta love Bashley

It was probably the typical bashley ‘in your face’ action just prior to him puckering up.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby morpheus2 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:43 pm

The yellow card for that kiss is clearly a homophobic reaction from Dean.

It is absolutely shameful and should be overturned - Dean needs to go on an Inclusiveness and Diversity course.

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Re: Ashley Barnes kiss

Postby IanMcL » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:13 am

tybfc wrote:After Tom Heaton, Ashley Barnes would be the first name on my team sheet every week.

I would hate to play against him.

Don't want a kiss then?


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