What do you do for work?

Don't tell me......... You work for Inland Revenue

Work in a bar in the south of France.

High Class Escort

Low Class Cortina.

Technical writer for a multinational tech firm

Retired company chairman, living on the Costa del Sol in Spain. You can't beat it!

George Soros funded agent provocateur

Marketing - that should be enough to send people to sleep. If you're still awake, involved in Internet marketing - built a social media following of 2 million people. Short story... semi-retired.

Im a hotel waiter. I know its not the best job in the world but It puts food on the table.

Wallpaper paste mixer on porn film sets

Pure and utter gobshite on the internet according to my last review on here.

Rest of the time I play with cars.

Draw my pension.

FactualFrank wrote:Marketing - that should be enough to send people to sleep. If you're still awake, involved in Internet marketing - built a social media following of 2 million people. Short story... semi-retired.

2 million!?

DustyBawls wrote:2 million!?

Yup. I worked in a factory when I was 19 during the college years and promised myself I'd never do it again. That was enough to scare the Bejesus out of doing something like that for a living.

Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off

I work in a mattress factory. It's not great but I'll always have something to fall back on

Longside4evr wrote:Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off

That's terrible all the best pal

Croydon Claret wrote:I work in a mattress factory. It's not great but I'll always have something to fall back on

I climbed into bed and heard the mattress say 'Ohh big boy, slide in here and I'll keep you warm'.

It was a camp bed.

Longside4evr wrote:Was a Carpenter had my own business and employed now I am struck down with terminal cancer and would do anything to work again.
I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits
If only I could load that van up do a weeks graft i'd bite your hand off

If I'm being too nosy, just ignore this comment. Have they told you how long you have left and have you put your name down for any trials going? People have been told they have months and lasted years, so don't take what they say as gospel.

I work at the Houses of Parliament, (not a politician in any way).

Longside4evr wrote: I cant understand anybody who doesn't want to work this to much time on your own doing nowt is the pits

First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.

Mobile specialist

I am an ex-Daily Express/Daily Star compositor from Fleet Street.

Postman... the pays not brilliant but it keeps me off the Streets

Aircraft Leasing

Would gladly however polish Sean Dyche's shoes


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Tricky Trevor wrote:First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.

My Dad was 69 when he passed away
2nd Eldest Brother only 57 when the big C got him.

That prompted one brother to retire at 55 and I finished at 58...
Loving it .. 3 years and 1 week ago sold the business and retired... and now its make a brew at 8.30am and back to bed with the paper, Gardening and DIY stuff during the day along with planning holidays etc.

I love it, I know exactly what you mean ... I never get bored as there is slways something to do and if not theres always "Homes under the Hammer" on the box

Bosscat wrote:Postman... the pays not brilliant but it keeps me off the Streets

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more. My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived.

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Pure and utter gobshite on the internet according to my last review on here.

Rest of the time I play with cars.

Dinky or Corgi

Male model not worked for 11 years don’t know why

Longsidelenny wrote:Male model not worked for 11 years don’t know why

Sorry for taking all your work pal

I worked as a bank teller, but I was fired as i started losing interest.

I'm not old enough to start work yet that's why I get so much time to post on here..

I once worked as a Street Sweeper in Cul-de-Sacs...
Had to give it up ... Was a dead end job

Worked as an accountant for 28 years and 12 years ago gave it up to became a self employed foreign student organiser. Best move I ever made as we work 24/7 for 9 months of the year then have 3 months off !! Also do bookkeeping for a student hotel in Hastings and do tours of Whitstable for those groups that want to book me.

Till about 4 hours ago, I ran an estate agents based at the business hub at Turf Moor.

NB - This is a joke and in no way am I condoning what the banned supporter did.

Bosscat wrote:Dinky or Corgi

Hotwheels of course

I take money off people who are not skilled enough to keep it.

Imploding Turtle wrote:I take money off people who are not skilled enough to keep it.

Or off people who can afford to be lazy. They are the ones to look up to.

WTF is work? Retired and loving it.

I got a new job as a bed tester ......

I’m lying.

FactualFrank wrote:If I'm being too nosy, just ignore this comment. Have they told you how long you have left and have you put your name down for any trials going? People have been told they have months and lasted years, so don't take what they say as gospel.

No mate your not being nosy, they gave me 6 months that was Oct/2017 so its onward at the moment i am on a trial drug and its that what is keeping me going.
The oncologists that I have seen and i have seen a few they said we can keep it at bay but it will eventually the inevitable will happen they cant operate to remove the tumours which are in my liver bowel and right lung.

Longside4evr wrote:No mate your not being nosy, they gave me 6 months that was Oct/2017 so its onward at the moment i am on a trial drug and its that what is keeping me going.
The oncologists that I have seen and i have seen a few they said we can keep it at bay but it will eventually the inevitable will happen they cant operate to remove the tumours which are in my liver bowel and right lung.

Then let's keep it at bay. No doubt you're already doing this, but put your name down for any trial going. You just never know, the next drug you have could be the cure.

How have you been feeling since October 2017? Do you feel the same as you were back then?

Tricky Trevor wrote:First off deepest sympathy for your situation and pray your terminal diagnosis is an error.
I retired at 50 because neither of my grandfathers or my dad got past 70. I decided I didn’t want to work until 65 and then maybe get 5 years. Best decision I ever made. Wake up every morning a free man and I’m never bored.

me to retiring is a different thing you worked hard enough you retire as soon as its possible and the times right for yourself
I had done all that and living the dream over in Spain retired sunning myself up having mates over for holidays going fishing when i wanted going in bars eating cheaply sorted
What i meant is i am ill and i can not work again if i could work i would not have this illness thats what I was getting at and people that dont show any initiative to work i cant understand that

Greed and Laziness ... Not my cup of tea.

FactualFrank wrote:Then let's keep it at bay. No doubt you're already doing this, but put your name down for any trial going. You just never know, the next drug you have could be the cure.

How have you been feeling since October 2017? Do you feel the same as you were back then?

No mate back then i went from 15 stone down to 9 stone now i am back up to 12 and a half stone so the trial drug is doing its job for now

Longside4evr wrote:me to retiring is a different thing you worked hard enough you retire as soon as its possible and the times right for yourself
I had done all that and living the dream over in Spain retired sunning myself up having mates over for holidays going fishing when i wanted going in bars eating cheaply sorted
What i meant is i am ill and i can not work again if i could work i would not have this illness thats what I was getting at and people that dont show any initiative to work i cant understand that

Get that. I’m truly sorry for your plight but as you've said earlier, given 6months in Oct17, I hope you’ve nailed it.
BTW. I wanted to retire to Spain but the pull of the grandkids was too much for Mrs Trevor.

Circumcision technician at a synagogue in Manchester. Basic pays crap but at least I get to keep all the tips.

Longside4evr wrote:No mate back then i went from 15 stone down to 9 stone now i am back up to 12 and a half stone so the trial drug is doing its job for now

Have they done scans and told you the tumours have remained the same size?

And it goes without saying, if there's anything I can do, give me a shout.

Frank........