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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by thatdberight » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:47 pm

JohnMac wrote:I genuinely can't think of a single example of why I would use that phrase without quantifying 'Italian what'?
"We went out for my birthday - I wanted a curry but ths missus doesn't like curry and we ended up having a sh1t Italian. Mind you, it wasn't helped by the fact that all the waiters were from Naples and didn't speak English - we ended up with all the wrong dishes because of my sh1t Italian. When we came back we watched a DVD; "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" - ruined by Nicholas Cage's ridiculous accent; he made a sh1t Italian. Any we just got drunk in the end with some cheap booze; a rather acidic bottle of red, a vinegary beer and a sh1t Italian"
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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by Zom Zom » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:51 pm

Bosscat wrote:Wasn't Zola the one that Watford sacked Sean Mark Dyche for in 2012....

Perhaps the Burnley bench were just pointing out that Zola is a number Two...... as his record as a Manager is ****
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"Oi! You're sh1t and he's Italian!"

Brilliant!

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by JohnMac » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:52 pm

So Sarri is a **** Italian meal, film and has a ridiculous accent?

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by thatdberight » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:01 pm

JohnMac wrote:So Sarri is a **** Italian meal, film and has a ridiculous accent?
And a below-par vermouth.
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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by Clarets4me » Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:13 pm

I'm sure our wordsmiths could do something with Bananarama's " Robert DeNiro's playing, something Italian " ....
" Dyche and the boys are playing, a s**t Italian " perhaps ...

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by Lord Beamish » Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:33 pm

thatdberight wrote:"We went out for my birthday - I wanted a curry but ths missus doesn't like curry and we ended up having a sh1t Italian. Mind you, it wasn't helped by the fact that all the waiters were from Naples and didn't speak English - we ended up with all the wrong dishes because of my sh1t Italian. When we came back we watched a DVD; "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" - ruined by Nicholas Cage's ridiculous accent; he made a sh1t Italian. Any we just got drunk in the end with some cheap booze; a rather acidic bottle of red, a vinegary beer and a sh1t Italian"
Kudos, sir.

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by thatdberight » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:22 pm

Lord Beamish wrote:Kudos, sir.
I have made myself and my rubbish excuses as to what the coaches were saying available for the disciplinary hearing. If that fails, we'll just claim we've never heard of Mussolini - the so-called Hennessey defence.

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by elwaclaret » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:34 pm

Whose our Italian speaking guy on the bench... be great if it had been said in Italian. About now the pair of them will be realising the same person will probably be able to translate all the shite they came out with about our team, club and town.

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by HunterST_BFC » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:47 pm

Sarri is a Bumbag ,
Sarri is..........

Repeat...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: We're being reported to the FA

Post by HunterST_BFC » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:47 pm

Sarri is a Bumbag ,
Sarri is..........

Repeat...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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